Chive Everywhere (44 Photos)

'Chive Everywhere' is starting to blow up thanks to our Chivers. Y'all make this post what it is. All you have to do is snap a photo of yourself Chivin'. Make sure that familiar green Chive screen is somewhere in the shot. The key to this thing will be creativity. The first person who fights a polar bear with their computer monitor will earn a place of honor on our Facebook Wall... if you survive.

Use our handy-dandy submit page to send us your 'Chive Everywhere' photos and collect internet fame.

Chive On!

John n' Leo

  • Sauru

    #14 wish i was there. #16 congrats

    • ROK247

      grats on the baby! name him ChiverMchumpsalot III.

    • JHL1

      #16 And a single fuck WAS given that day

  • kersh limit

    #4, #5 well played, sir

    • Urban

      #5 Could have taken more time to better shop.

    • Anonymous

      Doesn't really count, it is a laptop and not a monitor ๐Ÿ™‚

  • danny boy

    Fucking awesome

    • cedrik

      If this is true then Alton Brown just got even higher on my ''totally fucking awesome guy'' list!

    • fact checker

      Not to be a food dork, but that's Iron chef america, not top chef.

    • Yeppers

      Yes, Alton Brown Rock

    • barney

      nope, not a fake. the monitors are not supposed to be the same – just some behind-the-scenes footage of the shot and that's the editing suite for iron chef ๐Ÿ™‚

      • @DarkGonzo

        You got that right, barney. That's exactly what it is. Not sure why the Chive staff got the show title wrong.

  • WinningChiver

    #35 Milton is looking damn good these days…

    • Wolfram

      I've got her red stapler right here…

    • MeTOO!

      Find her?

      • Huh

        She's right there….

      • Lauren Gentile

        Found. ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Huh

          Holy crap, you were literally right there!

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      It's right next to your right eye, woman! How can you not see it?!

      • Lauren Gentile

        Haha! Yeah…going for irony in that one. ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • eyeguy

          and I for one, loved the irony

    • equalizermax

      Your stapler is in the kitchen…

      • Lauren Gentile

        Haha! I must've misplaced it after spending my whole day there, huh?! (Seriously though. No problem with being in the kitchen at all. The closer I am to food, the better!)

    • Bud

      Well played Lauren, Well played…

    • aleXTC

      good god lauren you are stunning. I think you deserve your own post

    • AuSome

      Why is she so damn gorgeous?! WHY?!

  • Harry Manback

    You are not the only one ๐Ÿ™‚

    • dexter

      Not ur not, browsing thechive as im preparing 5 chemistry exams…

  • sully23

    #43 is a different desk

    • McBeastie

      Not only a different desk, but they got the name of the show wrong. I call bullshit on that one.

      • prankster

        i had the same thought as Paul below me but didn't catch the fact that they got the name of the show wrong – good eye (or bad eye on me…)

    • Paul

      The first picture looks like the "set" desk and the second picture appears to be a pic of the editing bay with 3 monitors (one of which features the desk in the 1st pic). The other two monitors have editing software on them and that is an editing keyboard with all the colored keys. Looks legit.

      • DistractedIndividual

        Except you would think if the person who submitted this is in fact editing for this show…wouldnt they know the correct name of the show?

  • Not John

    I really wish my name was John!! #42

    • john

      my name is john… YES!

      • JHL1

        My name is also John.
        I'm sure they meant me.

  • chrisdg74

    #21 – The Chive: Way more entertaining than women's hoops.

    • Hooper

      Women's hoops, way more entertaining than 99% of your comments.

      • chrisdg74

        Your mom, way more entertaining than your sister.

        • dub

          Sources do confirm this.

        • Hooper

          Just proving my point with that one. Try again.

  • jason in pc

    i gotta get some spring break pics from here in pcb, fl and send em in..

  • Josh Gorter

    #24 Go Hawks!!!

    • Nik McKnight

      Both Shawn Johnson and The Hawks made The Chive today. 'Tis a good day for Iowa.

  • Poontangler

    #18 – Chive and hand-made cigars. How do you beat that?

    • dub

      I was wondering what they were making. Hoping they didn't make chairs.

  • lal

    #6 im amazed at how comfortable those chairs they get look.

    • Anonymous

      With bullets flying inches from your face, I doubt you would give much of a shit about how comfortable your chairs are.

  • Punisher 6

    #26… next time you are at your PX, buy some new shoe laces instead of a Diet Dr. Pepper…

    Your friend in Kandahar City fighting the war

    P.S. Internet on-the-spot correction. BOOM!

    • Rene Arsenault

      He really needs new laces what a shitpump From Canada

  • Urban

    #37 Damn it's about time to update that iMac.

    • Anonymous

      … to a real computer.

    • Poontangler

      That's precisely what I was thinking. Chiving from 1998.

    • Rachel

      I know I know!! I just got a new one. My dad is bringing it to me in April. But I'm glad y'all notice it was a Mac ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • ED P

    The local grocery store misspelled that one

  • Blackout

    #43 is actually Iron Chef America, not Top Chef…

    • @DarkGonzo

      Was just gonna mention that, Blackout. And I should know!

  • Poontangler

    #22 – Well, the bad news is that we gave you a vasectomy rather than a appendectomy. The good news is that I saw my picture posted on the chive.

    • BloodScrubber

      Christ.. when will you scrubs (i assume) learn to NOT hook your forceps over the instrument basket!
      Still an awesome shot.Chive on Poon.

  • jojo bean

    #43 is fake , Mario Batali , pictured in monitor way in the back has not been on the show in 3 years

    • @DarkGonzo

      Mario Batali? It's Alton Brown in Both

  • riverjns1234567

    #35 moar Lauren

    • Fruity Patrol

      how bout moar of the dishy purple shirt you are wearing you big fruit. ummmmmm

      • riverjns1234567

        proves your gay, theres a beautiful woman in this post and you focus on my shirt

    • mtpuckhead
    • LonelyAirman

      For you and any other loyal Lauren fans out there…here is the link to her new photo blog (which has links to her other sites!)

      • riverjns1234567

        thank you

  • HankT

    #42…Where to start???


      from the right and work your way left? That chick is borderline butter face, but still hawt!!

    • OwnerOfYou

      I'll take the one in the upper right, thanks.

    • Anonymous

      By getting a job…

  • Poontangler

    #25 – Yeah yeah. I've compensated for that by skipping English classes.

  • jimbo

    #3 You're, not Your. Fail. #35 I have your stapler, please report to my office #42 can we play 1,2,3,4,5?

  • Stan

    Any of them- ANY!!

    • dub

      You're obviously quite the playboy.

    • Luke

      I think the one on the left is Tenille Repinski

  • Stan

    Relax, Gram- I am sure you can find someone to read the book to you.

  • Jason

    #42 The one on the right. FIND HER! MOAR! MOAR!

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