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  • Jobless

    First

    • Ziff

      Let me try to make up for this jackass with a popular Irish saying since it's St. Patrick's Day:
      Here's to a long life and a merry one
      A quick death and an easy one
      A pretty girl and an honest one
      A cold beer and another one!

    • Big E

      No wonder you lost your job

      • DaddyD

        He probably never had one.

  • astowe10

    hope everyone is getting drunk for St. Patty's day today. #30

    • Jesus

      i think you mean Paddy's Day not Patty's Day

      • Hmmm

        Pretty sure he meant Patty's…. as in PaTrick.

        • Paddy

          it's PADDY as in Padraig

          • Whatever

            According to Wikipedia it can be Patty's or Paddy's, interchangeably, the end.

            • nemesis

              Oh Wikipedia, thou bastion of truth, shed thy light upon us!

              • Carter

                The term "Patty's day" makes Baby Jesus weep.

                • its_forge

                  Yeah it does. The guy's a friggen saint fer Crissake. (lol)

              • Huh

                It's been proven to not be any less accurate than other encyclopedias, like The Britannica, for example. What's your point?

                • its_forge

                  See, Britannica's more credible because it's printed. GUFFAW as if bullshit can't be printed, I mean, Glenn Beck has stuff in print!!!

        • its_forge

          Yes perhaps they've heard of the CATHEDRAL in NEW YORK CITY named after SAINT PATRICK??? Which in Middle Irish is "Padraig."

    • RGH

      Challenge accepted. I just hope I wake up to a girl as gorgeous as her.

    • Cris _Ron

      Im irish, it is NEVER called "patty's" day. you get get fucked outta the pub if you said that!!!

  • barney

    #40, #14, #24

    Dragons, nipples, and cock. check, check, and check

    • shamshe

      Lovely!

    • VZLA-ftw

      far too many cocks!!!!

      not nearly enough nipples!!!!

      dragons are ok…

    • Anon

      I want more of #40 . She is hot stuff.

      • + blitzk

        those are AMAZING boobs!

      • its_forge

        Florida's west coast has many, many lovely perky boobs to offer the casual admirer or fervent hunter thereof.

  • Random

    #1 sums up today

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      that's how I always see guiness. the origin and end of rainbows. the perfect beer.

      cheers *slowly drinks his guiness*

  • Mr. Wilson

    #43

    Hnnngggghhh

    • Sigh

      So, finally we've gotten to the point where people don't even post stupid one-word comments like "MOAR" and "Awsom" and instead opt for the animal sounds… If you can't beat 'em, join 'em…. RAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

      • http://www.facebook.com/tehflip Jon Haworth

        fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

    • Green doodoo

      MEH. She just doesnt do it for this guy. next

      • nudity and fluids

        The reason she doesn't do it for you is because you are gay. No other reason at all

        • Green doodoo

          Durrr…thats original. Had no idea some douche might right that.
          Will go even further and say that I put her in the same category as Emma Watson and Natalie Portman. All three have the body of a 12 year old boy…and are really just not that hot.
          All you nerdy bitches only salivate over them cuz they were the stars of dorky ass movies!
          Thumb my ass down all you want…I'm not the one with the same taste as Micheal Jackson

          • Raymond

            How can you put Natalie Portman in the same category as Natalie Portman?

          • correction

            I think he meant Keira Knightly. And I am guna have to say that I agree with this man. I don't get it either. TITS or GTFO

            • Green doodoo

              Correction is correct. I thought that was Keira. I cant even tell those dudes apart

              • its_forge

                Portman has much, much more soft, squooshy proportions than Knightley. Not that Keira's not a beautiful woman!!! (I hear she reads this site)

          • Ender

            some douche did write it though. Always a good idea to spell check before you insult somebody back. But seriously, good effort and all!

      • its_forge

        It's understandable but me, if she asked me to fend off the legions of Hell with a tin sword and a wooden shield for the chance to touch her thigh I'd do it without question.

        • Flicka

          Nah. Her booty ain't nothing. Look at that picture. Fucking look at it. There's very little to like about that ass. I'd take random chivettes over that crap.

          • its_forge

            A woman is not entirely about the booty you know, this particular one has many other charms. And yes I agree some of the Chivettes featured here are every bit as attractive to the eye.

  • Wolfram

    #35 chive does censorship right! (although… still a little too fast)

    • http://twitter.com/Mattchaby @Mattchaby

      I kept staring at it for a while! So sure I saw something… and yup, that's a GIF!

    • The Real D. Nozzle
      • TherealJoel

        Way to be awesome

    • Too Slow Guy

      Yeah… c'mon chive, give us a chance 😉

    • http://www.facebook.com/animal107 Shane Ellerthorpe

      I had to open it in a gif editor and split the frames. Well worth the work I put into it! A+ Chive

    • Wavien

      100 print screen's later….

    • Anton Goloub

      TOO FAST!!! Atleast with the last two we had a fair chance of seeing a nip

    • fng

      ok note to anyone at work. do not goto the site suggested. red faced

      • Dude

        No prob where I work. All the naughty stuff is blocked but not tracked.

    • Shilling

      "Belinda Femjoy" + Google = Lots and lots of this woman naked.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ChasMitchell Chas Smith

      Chive should do one next time showing nipples, then do a quick censorship lol

    • Guseppi

      Save the image. It is a gif. Go to http://www.online-image-editor.com/index.cfm and upload. Split frames… Frame 2 😉

    • Deadalready

      This stuff is bullshit Chive, either man up and show breasts naked or not bother at all. This kind of censorship is only done by pussies.

      • bob

        This is the Private Studios pornstar Rose Delight.

      • Nickincollege

        No way man. Keep the chive classy.

  • ----

    i feel like i've seen all this early this morning

    • my taylor

      a few at most, and not everybody reads all the posts. but 'all this'. really? i assume you're a 16 year old melodramatic teenager.

      • Kyle

        Nah, he just saw it all before it went mainstream.

    • Obvious troll

      you have. reddit was down all day so the chive had nothing to troll off.

      • parker

        nobody here gives a shit. this is not the place for you. didn't see james franco and danny mcbride shouting reddit this morning either.

        • Obvious troll

          you seem to.

  • ISU Birds

    #4 Has DTF eyes.

    • hahaha

      haha you go to isu

      • ISU Birds

        You must either be an arrogant U of I basstard or a low level Bradley scum.

  • BeccaB86

    You're early today. Thank you… and thanks for #43 as well.

    • truthteller

      I prefer a slightly meatier behind ,this aint hot.

  • lando

    been on the chive a long time. kind of awesome to see them get personal shouts from people like danny fucking mcbride. i tip my irish hat to the chivers and the chive.

    #43

  • Chris Scharff

    #1 … so THAT'S what at the end of the rainbow. Even better than gold!

    • Stevo

      Pretty sure that's my home town of Limerick. The truck has the plates anyway.

  • metalcool36

    #36 One of these things does not belong!!

    • DaddyD

      The headphones?

    • http://www.kodex.mx KenshinTW

      Tecate Light, that does not belong, the beer sucks, but well, he is 8 years old, he does not know what a good beer is.

      • Yasir_Khan

        i raffed.

    • booger

      The lawn chair?

  • Shawn35

    #41….I laughed my ass off hahahahaha

    • DaddyD

      So did your mother …

      • yeahandalso

        I honestly think that is my sisters dog, it is a runt pug and literally can't keep its tong in its mouth

  • Ben

    #38 is the most adorable thing Ive seen all day

    • Ryno

      I can see the top of her slit!

      • aaa

        i just got out of my wife's…jerk some more loser

    • Thanks

      And yet it also made me strangely horny. So conflicted. To laugh or to fap? That is the question.

      • You're Welcome

        When in doubt, fap it out….

    • brian

      who is she?

      • Yates

        Real name: Anna Sbitnaya, AKA Anna s, Anna AJ. She's a nude model/softcore pornstar.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Yeah this is very awesome!

  • rory

    #18, #19, #20.

    quick, our friends are passed out, lemme take off my clothes and chive 'em up. fucking awesome.

    • ROK247

      lets see moar of whaletail girl!

      • sean

        Agreed we need a better shot of her tush.

    • Jorge V.

      Let the games begin…

      <img src=http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/dar-begins-17.jpg>

      epic.

  • kmd

    #17 that kid just made his old man very proud!

    • Check

      Not gay.

  • Smithers

    #23, Greg you are a fucking faggot. this is a beautiful picture

    • OwnerOfYou

      Greg, you are a virgin punk bitch. Go back to playing Minecraft. Good luck ever coming into contact with such a treat.

    • Poppin Fresh

      Smithers is cruel but he I can't argue. that is a great picture.

      Greg, you cut shorts that short when you have an ass that looks that good… and you are a woman.

    • Pwned

      Obvious troll is obvious. Trollwin.

    • Urban

      Newb

    • MacnCheese

      Greg, I have some bad news for you…. #24 probably didn't make you think "This is ridiculous who would wear pants that tight?" or "ew, cock". For you it was more like "OOH COCK!"

  • Shawn35

    #43 …..Natalie Portman is a goddess

    • urstepdad

      Hell no.!! Kim Kardashian is a goddess.

      • http://www.darkknightandjoekerr.webs.com JAMESJ

        She's beautiful.
        #43

      • its_forge

        Eww. Just, eww.

  • BIG Williy

    #38 I've got something that will straighten out her eyes.

    • DaddyD

      What eyes?

    • dub

      OH MY GOD.. I love Ritz.

  • Wolfram

    #26 does anyone know who this beautiful sideboob belongs to?

    • Quixote

      kinda looks like Carla Gugino (the chick in Sin City who loses her hand), but i'm probably wrong.

      • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

        yes… you are wrong. it looks nothing like her

  • cat

    #4 if that is supposed to be in honor of st paddy's – that tat has four leaves, the shamrock has three. St. Patrick used it to explain the holy trinity to the irish.

    • Smithers

      four-leaf clovers bring good luck to those who find them.

      • cat

        Funnier if it's a tatoo fail.

    • nick

      he also drove out the "snakes" aka druids aka irish ancestors

    • Tim

      you're putting way too much thought into this. just enjoy the picture and drink your beer

    • rcf

      someone isn't getting lucky any time soon.

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #11 fucking great!!! my new background

  • ssss9999

    #43

    needs butt implants!!

    • parker

      no.

    • wink

      You prefer Walmart shopper babes huh?..

    • Green doodoo

      Agreed! Shit most of the Chivettes sport a much better ass. Picture looks like the back of a crack whore about to take a bath in the canal

      • snookie.smoosh2x

        Green doodoo only fucks women of the highest caliber.

        • Green doodoo

          I would bang 95% of the chivettes, what does that tell ya. Natalie is just one of those girls you consider like a sister…or should I say brother cuz of her boyish body.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Brown/1799425631 John Brown

      you need eye implants, she's perfect

  • Urban

    #29 If only they made a ball enhancer so he could grow a pair.

    • http://www.facebook.com/bmignaco Bruno Mignaco

      well played, sir! well played!

    • Geo

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

  • RichXTC

    #35 ahhh wish i had a pause button…

    • Doofenshmirtz

      gifninja.com…
      save the gif to your desktop, then go to that site & it'll split it for ya…

      • Wolfram

        *That was Easy*

        She's got a very nice rack.

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