Move over Darwin, this man was made from mud (13 photos)

Alejandro Maestre Gasteazi is the man behind the mud in this awesome photo series portraying a struggling artist. He covered a model in bright blue mud and took a series of photos as the model "uncovered" himself. He then photoshopped out any parts not covered in mud. Well done sir.

Check out more of Alejandro's work at his website HERE


  • Just Sayin'

    who fancies covering shay maria in blue mud?

    • IRock

      Who still says "fancies"?

      • Geshko

        Probably the Brits. Jackass.

        • zdrake13

          I'd love to cover her in something.

          • nemesis


        • IRock

          You know what we say in America to that? Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

          • phillip pirrip

            and that is why the whole world sees americans as uneducated morons uncapable of logical and coherent argument

    • PointBlank_

      Yes and I'm going to be rich because I'm the only person in the world who knows where blue mud is, I didnt say mud I said crud, did you fall in some blue crud or something?

  • Michael


    • lolcat

      about as original as your name

      • Joben

        your name is lolcat you douche

        • lolcat

          whatever u say Michael Joben

  • Anakrusix

    Wow. They should do more. Maybe using a Chivette?

    • Wolfram

      Lauren G, anyone? xD

      • dub

        Miss Gentile has my vote.

        • jroy

          I would love to see Miss Shay Maria – make it happen Chive!

  • lolcat

    i wont lie thats pretty dope…but he should have used a chick

  • IRock

    If the model were a girl……..then awesome.

  • Barette

    I like it, it's really cool. And you all have plenty of other girly posts to look at if you need to so bad.

    • Sneakhug

      Yeah, that strange feeling we all had and the secret wish for the mud to go lower is natural.

      • Glizz

        Speak for yourself there butt tunneler.

  • Ruald

    They couldn’t use a girl for this?

  • mcsgwigga

    Would have been better with a chick, no doubt

  • Fisheyes

    I'm fairly certain that this was supposed to be posted on theBerry. The Chive would NEVER post a man-tease, right? RIGHT?

  • salverai

    Uh… Berry much? cool concept, better if it was a woman made out of mud.

  • Jason Ciotti

    Get to the chopper!

    • nemesis

      I lol'd

  • @silverash

    If someone can link me to a how to of how to achieve this, I'm sure I can get some females to do the modeling for me…

    • TitoRigatoni

      1. Acquire bright blue mud.
      2. Take pictures of your model applying the mud to her firm supple body.
      3. Shop photos
      a. Erase everything that isn't blue
      b. Convert to grayscale

      • dub

        Now get on that shit.

    • Sheri

      I just did exactly that with a female model. Awesomeness…though wish I had both male and female at the same time! 😉

      • TitoRigatoni

        Pics or it didn't happen.

  • cheezwizzard

    tits or GTFO

  • Screwdriver

    Impressive and gay…….

    • Wing Zero

      Just like Sulu.

    • dub

      Just like Elton John.

    • zero wing

      Just like Ian McKellen

  • Wing Zero

    Eight. The old make out with yourself gag.

  • Catence

    That is pretty cool. And not gonna lie, that model looks good in mud…

  • Terry Burke

    this post really belongs on theBERRY, if it was girl covered in mud then yeah but a dude covered in mud not my idea of cool. that being said the idea is really cool

  • Ty Paige

    Is that the guy from the first season of Dexter?

  • Billie Page

    mmm i suddently have a HUGE craving for mud!

  • slick

    What everyone else said, very cool, now use a smokin hot naked chick.

  • rawnoyz


  • Balorati


  • Mmm_Ciao

    He looks good in mud. I wouldn't mind getting muddy with him. #6

  • Chase

    You could say he blue himself.

  • Yours

    Where do you get blue mud like that?

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