Everything on the internet is true (21 photos)

  • This is Me, eh?

    Hey, Chive, what's up with the constant postage-stamp sized images? Is everyone still using a 1024 x 800 monitor?

    (Before the f.u. comments roll in, think of how much better Hump Day, Lower Back Problems, and Chivette posts would be if Chive adopted a minimum linked file size policy of true HQ desktop picture/wallpaper size.)

  • Maynard B.

    #2- That's "says", not "say." Ignorant racist.
    #11- That physician was astute and ahead of his time.

  • BobSugar

    #11 That is so genius.

  • jtorresfuentes

    #10…Couldn't help but laugh at this one, and I'm one of the management systems

  • mike

    dead baby jokes huh? pretty classy. do you realize how much of a deadbeat scumbag middle school-esque thing that is to do?

  • jtorresfuentes

    #6 Such a waste….killing so many trees for nothing. I don't know if the telephone companies are aware but there is this thing called the internet now….not to mention smart phone….smh

  • Finn McCool

    #2 – because he breaks in your house and steals your food?

  • prankster

    i think #21 would be more appropriate on a logarithmic scale.

  • Mr. Burns

    your. really. good. at. turning. me. on.

  • alate

    #18 yep.. that's why I quit
    9 days and counting lol

  • Windelarien

    it already loaded the video, too late

  • moeshere Foxdale

    #11 WOW LOL

  • jjungill

    #17 Use you're brain….cut the bottom of the package and you're home free.

  • SceneitB4

    #12 You forgot "Show up late". Now GET TO THE CHOPPA!

  • Capn

    #17 needs some cutco super shears

  • Catence

    #4 – it is almost like you copied my phone exactly. haha

  • TherealJoel

    I might be a derp, but I don't understand this one.

    • TherealJoel

      Oh I get it.. cuz you cant fuck from far away.. lol good shit.

      • TherealJoel

        I will thumbs down myself accordingly

  • Nanook

    #1 God DAMN! I hate those MF boxes of Mac and Cheese!

  • MacnCheese

    This whole post is the best I've seen in a long time. Especially #10, freakin awesome!

  • 2DruNk2FraG

    I was rocking the tits off of Quake 3 Arena with #9 (exact chip) in 2001!

  • salverai

    #3 after losing a child, i can't think of anything but disappointment in the chive for posting this. i hope the person who made it succumbs to say same fate they wanted to portray.

  • Jimmy C

    #18 – get that shit out of here. If people want to smoke, let them smoke. What is this truth.com?

  • busted

    Weird, I can see your insecurity from here.

    • http://www.facebook.com/stefano.barilotti Stefano Hwk Barilotti

      Weird, I can see your lack of sense of irony from here.

      • Don_Aguelo

        Weird, I can see your lack of sens of humor from here… In Azerbaijan

  • The BlaQ wonder

    #2 funny as hell… Thats the same thing I was thinking… But im koo with the elves still being white….. 😀

  • eyeguy

    #21 Looks like one of the Chive Brothers has made a life decision…….

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