Everything on the internet is true (21 photos)

Are you serious #19, biggest A-Hole around. Leader of mindless people that buy overpriced toys.

YES! People who fix my grammar! haha

#10 Smart. Learn something new everyday
#11 That's about right

Christian Lander sounds like your typical Negro upset with the world cause he doesnt have a decent job making more than $10 an hour! Man up and take responsibility for your own pathetic life.. And when your shitty Windows pc gets a virus and you have to call the Geeks, well.. It couldn't happen to a better man.

Go back to bed, dickie.

#10 He is hungarian, not austrian. "Az utolsó magyar polihisztor."

Am i the only one who thought of the song One Armed Sciccor at #17?

I saw that lame ass sycophantic Steve Jobs platitude and thought. . . 'hmmm, just which person in The Chive is the ass wipe who posted this?' Oh, it's Leo. I was surprised.

#17 http://bit.ly/flyC5R Problem solved. Don't use a screwdriver to pound nails.

It ain't the length, it's the girth.

#11 Definitely fake. No naturally occurring breasts are that symmetrical, round, or closely-spaced.

#10, #11: pure frikking genius !!!!!

I would say about 80% of these pictures were taken from reddit.

Also, bootstraps.

#18 I had this app, you use it instead of going for a smoke. It's dang hard. Makes you smoke. App fail.