Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

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  • Brother Maynard

    #47 Another good ending.

    • Yourfreakindaddy

      MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • drew

      My usual DAR experience…

      Smile (random ppl funny shit)
      Laugh (poster/cartoon)
      go "woah" (something blowing up)

      ok so at this point i have a huge grin on my face, and THEN…

      a pic like #47 and my face just drops to a wide eyed, open mouthed, dumb founded expression… and i say "god DAMMIT"

      then keep scrolling, and the smile returns.

    • BobSugar

      or 2 great endings!

    • Joao Guilherme

      is the one on the left the nerdy piano girl from high school musical?

    • john

      i second that remark

      • NahNotReallyAye

        Lefty FTW!

    • mr860

      that chick on the right could get it

  • MattConlee

    #2 Nickelback cover band

    • MattConlee

      #3 dammit

    • fox06

      and yet these guys are better

    • nick

      can't tell, win?

    • Jak

      I would do this sea cow to avoid listening to nickelback

  • donnie

    #15 – your girlfriend could easily blind a man

    • Gutterville

      That girl has some serious pokers

    • dub

      wait wait wait.. I'm confused.

      are you saying that your girlfriends' nipples have dented her bra?

      It would seem much more reasonable to assume that the bra is made with these bumps on the outside because it looks sexy.

      right?

      • oliviabee-

        no. the bra actually comes like that. they carry them at victoria's secret.

  • dub

    #12 fuck yeah!

    • Fritzgerald

      Like a boss!

  • Random

    #11 – flexibility is priceless

    • Cake is a Lie

      Nubile

      • Kai V

        everybody loves a suggestive photo ^_^

      • cooper

        cake???!?! that you?

    • lolnonomous

      note that the jump rope is suggestively shaped as well.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-C-Hannon/100001069041070 Paul C Hannon

        I thought that was a tampon string…

    • SkyVader

      Someone needs to plug her in.

  • Tay

    #2 Thinking "Just when I thought Nickelback was the worst thing to happen to audible hearing, along comes this shit."

    • Tay

      Woops, #3

  • Rick
    • james

      you're doing it wrong #41

      • cantdoit

        how do you do it right???

        • wintercoat

          You just post the number, like so: #41. No space between the # and the number or it won't post(can't believe how many people actually do that…) Oh, and I would do many, many nice things to be allowed to do many, many naughty things to her.

  • facebook

    #40 YES PLEASE.

  • Jayavc

    #4 Fishing like a BOSS

    • Haterade

      yeah, except for the fact that she just killed that reef…

      • nywolf

        hes a guy, and it was part of a national geographic documentary thing. he could have but he was barely even able to keep himself on teh floor so he likely didn't even hurt it

        • haterade

          that's a dude? thailand style dude?

          they die if you touch them. "barely" still kills them.

          • nywolf

            yup, believe it or not, that's a dude, and all hes wearing is a loincloth. the link:

            • Wolfram

              What's up with his "swimming" style? He flat foot-pushes the water… looks really wierd.

              • nywolf

                dude, don't ask me. I'm a swimmer, so the first time I saw that, it scared me at how inefficiently he swims… but hey, he has so little fat (fat floats in water while muscles and bones sink) that even that pathetic little wobble moves him.

  • Haterade

    is #34 mila kunis?

    • Haterade

      answering my own question for the masses. no, it is Leonor Watling. google that shit, SON

      • The Dude

        you have redeemed yourself.

      • eat balls, internet!

        welcome to the Hero Squad.

    • anonamust

      Leonor Watling

  • Jayavc

    #31 Gotta love Scrubs!

    • kenzie

      one of my favorite episodes of my favorite show

    • Honest Joe

      This is basically the funniest joke in the whole series.
      Also in my top 5 fav shows.

  • terry

    "The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office–that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school."
    #43

    • Obvious

      Bueller…Bueller…Bueller

    • Sums it up

      The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"

    • Ziff

      Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.
      Ferris: It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.

    • Mark

      Well played sir, well played.
      And for all the Ed Rooney fans out there (my dean was an ass JUST like him) :
      Ed Rooney: What's the score?
      Pizza Joint Owner: Nothin' nothin'.
      Ed Rooney: [not really listening] Who's winning?
      Pizza Joint Owner: The Bears.

    • JPV

      "Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me."

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-C-Hannon/100001069041070 Paul C Hannon

        Bow-Bow…. Chicka-chicka…

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      "The way to get out of a five year prison sentence for killing two women due to reckless driving, is to have a VERY expensive lawyer."

    • Zoey

      "Why don't you just roll her ol' bones over here."

    • Andy

      Cameron is so tight if you shoved a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you'd have a diamond

    • adam

      "So what are you in for DRUGS" We all should have seen it coming CHARLIE SHEEN was doing drugs even back then.

      "HERE'S WHERE CAMERON GOES BERSERK"

      "WHERE'S YOUR BRAIN"

  • Tay

    #2 Thinking with Mario Galaxy on the mind "Maybe this star block under my feet my shoot me the hell outta here. HEERE WE GOOO!"

    • Tay

      Hahaha #3, dammit.

    • chiefboss

      ^^^^^*may* shoot…

  • aosux

    #3 If its too loud then you're too old!

  • eat balls, internet!

    good gravy. who is #34?

    • Haterade

      LEONOR WATLING

  • DCMOFO

    #9 Yay for ass cleavage!

    • The Dude

      and creapy old lady fingers

  • Dan

    #2 More cushion for the pushin'

    • EZEE

      It may not look as good, but damn – when you on top of something like that – no bones to feel digging in…wow.

    • Wolfram

      Jesus… how many are pushin to need that kind of cusion?

    • I love phat asses

      I know I would rail the shit out of that in a hot second-

    • Ken

      I agree. There is definitely a hot babe underneath some of that weight. She's a bit past the healthy point but I'd still tap it.

    • 6655321

      I want more!

  • Jayavc

    #14 MOAR

    • EMB
    • Wolfram

      Are you retarded? They gave you her name, and The Chive isn't going to post her tits or vag anytime soon.

      • Jayavc

        lighten up Frances

    • obitwo

      i googled. It was awesome

    • DerkaDo

      We Chivers work together and share info.

    • BeccaB86

      I'm pretty sure that's Melissa from Virtua Girl.

  • HankT

    #34 #44 #47…What a great way to end the day

    • George

      Watch out for 44! It's shaped like a man, if you ask me…

  • ROCK CHALK

    #14 hilarious #23 has got to be West VA haha, and #47 great finale

    • ROCK CHALK

      #13 SORRY

      • ROCK CHALK

        THE DOG ONE DAMN..

  • Tay

    #3 Thinking "Just when I thought Nickelback was the worst thing to happen to audible hearing

  • PabstBlueRobot

    #3 The State of Music Today!

  • russel

    #2 she's got a really cute face.

    don't lie, you know you would.

    • Wolfram

      I would… with any of the hotties behind the whale.

    • CalculatedRisk

      Ummm, no.

      I try and gauge my women by the "beer rule" – as in, how many beers would it take for me to go there? In this case, alcohol poisoning would rule her out of contention…

    • JMikeH

      When the page loaded and all I could see was her head and thought "not bad". Then I scrolled down now I believe God hates me.

      • Jerry Springer

        you're all a bunch of fags/virgins

    • Maury Povich

      All these hating douches haven't had their dicks played with in a long time- I would get with that beautiful big woman in a second-

    • objectivehate

      You are all a bunch of self-conscious, insecure, misogynist creeps. She's beautiful and you know it.

      • JMikeH

        She kinda looks like Nigella Lawson.

    • jfeez

      In a damn second.

    • Grandfather Paul

      Hey faggots, not all of us are chubby chasers. I'll admit she has a nice face and not completely obese. However, she does need to lose a few pounds and tone out her skin to be attractive. You can see the cellulose in her thigh even though it's not a closeup. By your idiotic logic, most of the population would be "self conscious virgins". Just because you like chubby girls doesn't mean you are confident and a "real man". It just means you have low standards, which probably stems, ironically, from your own lack of self confidence and desperation, resulting in having to chase chubby girls. OWNED FAGGOTS.

      • tom

        grandpas on to something

      • nofatchix

        you know all these comments saying they'd do her are just fat chicks masquerading as men

      • Bradster

        So you're saying because I have a fat wife, I have low self esteem? No, I found that chasing a chick coz she looked skinny just led me to dating bitches. When I met my wife, we clicked. Best sex I've ever had, she knows how to cook and she loves me.
        So Granpa, how many marriages have you gone through as you can't find the one? Or are you still single and have herpes?
        Oh, I'm so owned because I married a fat woman. Oh, I must go and end my life now because I'm so unhappy.
        Could it be that you're the one who's so insecure that you have to call everyone FAGGOTS? Are you trying to hide something? Do tell.

        • mike

          wow, i can tell by your name that you're gay….

    • DerkaDo

      She must know how to cook!

    • JPC

      Apparently, not liking cankles, or thighs as thick as tree trunks and as cellulite-filled as your mother's ass, makes me a fag or a virgin.

      • CPJ

        Grandfater Paul and JPC, go back to re enacting your two-man lemon party and let those of us who actually like women not be inundated with your faggotry. don't worry they got a place called The Berry for people like you.

        • Grandfather Paul

          I'm sorry but I don't know what a lemon-party is. It's probably something only a faggot like you would know. Can anyone verify? I'm too terrified to look it up because I think it's CPJ's ploy to mindwash and convert me into a flaming homosexual so he can lock me up in his sex dungeon. And I'm pretty sure theBerry is made for women. I don't know why you think it was made for "people like [me]" whatever that means. Maybe because that's what you go there for? And theBerry could be visited by anyone really for the other contents, just like how some women visit theChive. And by your tone, I think you deem theBerry as an inferior place for men to visit. Coincidentally, I'm pretty sure a lot of women you "claim" to like visit that website on a regular basis. Tch tch tch. Shame on you, little man.

          • rawdawg

            I fucking love this man.

          • Reality

            Judging by your manner I'm guessing you're probably a 20 something year old sexually frustrated man with a weight problem.

  • todd

    #46 Well played Chive…. But I'll take #47

  • llano2

    #34 That is pretty sexy.

    • yo yo da

      u think? durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • Israeli_Rob

      That is Leonor Watling

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