Tiger woods has a new girlfriend and she’s… (5 Photos)

Tiger has been seeing a 22-year-old student named Alyse Lahti Johnston from Cleveland, Ohio.
The two have reportedly been seeing each other for a few months and have been spotted on Woods' yacht, "The S.S. Poon".

  • tommy

    … not as hot as his ex wife #4

    • Finster

      Sharp assessment.

    • Dirty Dingus

      No shit Sherlock.

      But it's not really fair to compare someone's worst photo to something taken at a photo shoot.
      I'd bet if she had a hair dresser, a make-up artist and a good photographer (not to mention some Photoshop), she'd be worthy of her own post here on The Chive.

    • BobSugar

      Herpes derpes.

  • salverai

    what's the point of having a Porshe when you want to play off road? she looks like a 4×4 and can take you all sorts of places.

    • no name, wife chives

      bravo…. could not have put it better myself.
      loose morals are in most cases an even trade off for the best of looks.

      • salverai

        i think your name could get a lot of married men in trouble.

  • hossmank

    #4, nice cold sore, sport.

    • salverai

      she probably got it from him.

  • Pufffdragon

    It looks like a 4×4 drove all over her face #4

  • Kris

    What's a man to do with Chocolate Chip Nips?

  • You Dumbass
    • MikeyMate

      Good work, stalker.

      • Adam Heffelfinger

        every photo but the mugshot was taken from her profile pictures so theChive is technically the stalker

    • TherealJoel

      "Sorry this user already has to many friend requests" hahahahaha

      • hMMMM

        …says the creeper who tried to friend her.

  • Justin

    Double Bogey!

  • eclipze

    My gf looks better than her.

    • ssf

      AND she's easier.

    • Bud Ugly

      You say that as if you have a very ugly GF. Which you probably do.

  • Head Chef

    I suspact you meant Suspicion?

    • Proud'merican

      Proof read your comments before correcting someone else on their spelling…there is even a spell check button

      • superman


        "I accidentally the whole spellchecker"

      • Mmm_Ciao

        For whatever reason, I think the spelling error was intentional.

    • SeaBassEX

      Am disappoint

    • Thundercunt


    • Head Chef

      Intentional spelling error is wasted on you lot. Imitation is the highest form of flattery 😦

  • big_meech

    my left nut is more attractive than #4

    • Ken

      And chewier!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    He definitely traded down

    cheers, beers

    • Steeb

      yes but the maintenance cost is now affordable. it used to cost him millions for a trophy wife, now he only has to pay a few hundred or so (making up numbers fyi…) for a STD infested slut 🙂

  • Angry Old Man

    Aaaccckkkk. Back to the Loch with you, Nessie…

  • Wolfram

    Clearly he likes blondes a lot.

    SS Poon ftw!

  • cantkillcastro

    It's not always about looks guys….
    I bet she has a GREAT personality.

    Also, complete lack of a gag reflex, outstanding 'muscle' control and being absolutely devoid of any morals go a loooooong way in a rebound chick.

  • NotaTrap

    #2…honestly, she looks like any other reasonably attractive sorority chick who would end up blowing some random fraternity guy in the fraternity house bathroom after she's had one to many wine coolers…..And since I am a random fraternity guy, I would know!

    Oh, and sorry I spooged in your eye but I wanted you to see where I cum from

  • Jake

    and she's…. okay

  • Ken

    She's not Asian!

  • Pinche

    Elin is not that hot.

  • NotaTrap

    No fucking way, my friend…Star Wars girl is way hotter than this chick

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Yeahbeer

    I would rather have the EX

    • oh4fuckssake


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  • Darius

    Doesnt matter…..no matter how beautiful she is, someone somewhere is sick of her shit!!!

  • vanvleuten

    Definitely a downgrade.

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  • STR - Jon

    Shes a bit ugly, and perhaps used up…

    • Fruity Patrol

      str is a site for no talent siz queens. Stop posting your dumb ass site before I spam the shit out of it.

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