Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • tommybhoy

    #13 Would have been more awesome if it was done with a VW Golf….not a Skoda!

    • Mac11irl

      Got there before me. . .

    • Fionn

      feck ya anyhow

  • yuri

    #1 donkey calvary…yeah you're pretty much fucked

    • BloodScrubber

      Every deployed soldier need a little ass occasionally.

    • Charlie Brown


  • Josh Gorter

    #4 mean while in soviet russia.

    • yup


    • Steeb

      wait wait….so you're saying in 'merica…..you ride a dog? dude that's not cool…

      • Drew

        I recognize that location! It's the Stone Arch Bridge over the Mississippi River in Minneapolis.

  • Amishbob

    #15 Thanks for the new Desktop, Chive!

  • Error404k

    Ah yes,the lesser known COD killstreak bonus,5 kills,call in the donkey

    • Shawn

      Holy shit did I laugh at that.

      • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

        As did I

  • Honest Joe


    I'm a Dapper Dan man!
    Great movie and one of the best soundtracks you could hope for.

    • denzino

      I am a man of constant sorrow…. love that movie!

    • McBeastie

      Gopher, Everett?

      • BDR529

        No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down.

        • PoorDawg

          It's alright, I came across a whole..gopher..village….

    • NothingToSeeHere

      One of my absolute favorites!

    • mitch


    • ramalamadingdong

      he's bona fide

    • Courtesy Flush

      It's not MYYYYY culture an' heritage!

  • Ben from Aus

    #22 the guy who wasn't going to get involved at all, GOT INVOLVED.

    • lolz


  • mcsgwigga

    #6 gave me a morning LOL – thanks chive

    • drksdr


      • Gooner29

        Nice drksdr. Had me cracking up for a couple of minutes, only because I can't help but repeat it in his voice over and over.

    • adam


  • LazyTheKid

    #22 BOOM HEADSHOT!!! Where's FPS Doug when you need him?

  • gofistyourself

    i love the chive. that is all .

  • AtomManhattan

    #11 Nothing says 'I'm a class-A moron who has some serious skillz when it comes to wasting money on pointless nonsense' like a giant, diamond-encrusted hot iron.

  • Fritzgerald

    #19 love it!

    • Phondo


    • yup

      makes me laugh every time.

    • benderisgreat

      its a rip from the neutral planet on futurama "Live free or don't"

  • alakalele

    #18 Sick …

    • Laurie

      Actually pretty creepy…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Roberto-Barreiro/100000002013938 Roberto Barreiro

    #3 Chuck Norris Farted!

    • Math-a-matician

      Who divided by 0?

    • Jak

      Sheen is sober!

  • Israeli_Rob

    Is it Coens day today?
    great movies!!!
    #9 o brother where art thou?
    #15 big lebowski – FTW!

    • omgh4x

      Captain obvious to the rescue!

  • ryan

    chive, always 2 days behind whatthechrist.com

    • ryan

      eh don't be jealous, fackers

    • surefire

      And 24 hours behind Izismile.com

      • Rob J

        its cause they were busy banging your mom

    • haterade

      that is a naughty website…

    • ryan's a fag

      You know what they are never behind on…sexy Chivettes. So fuck off

  • http://twitter.com/Gamle_Eirik @Gamle_Eirik


    Ha ha, bingobanden!

  • http://jameskruger.blogspot.com/ JAMESJ

    Hey man….
    Don't pee on my rug, I mean my head man.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #3 you had to divide by zero, didnt ya?
    #8 the green acres retirement possy isnt happy you came to their side of town

  • davey

    take down!

    • Captain Crunch

      More like fatality

  • gofistyourself

    #15 sometimes there's a man, well.. he's the man for his time and place …….

  • JFrost

    #20 Your argument is irrelevant

    • Stranger

      My argument is that wasn't funny or clever.

  • Dante

    #22 Look my awesome round kick….:p

    • Proud'merican

      If she would just stay in the kitchen this would never have happened.

  • drksdr
    • haVoc

      LOLOL! was thinking the same

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevindecicco Kevin Max De Cicco

    that "dividing by zero" stuff is getting soooooooo old…..

    • haterade

      not as old chuck norris.

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