If you could only add one mail order bride to cart, which one would it be? (31 Photos)

Everybody has got their hobbies. Mine happens to be fantasy shopping for Ukrainian mail order brides. There's a new batch of 'em out this week and I have it narrowed down to about 30 hopefuls. If browsing did turn to buying, which one would you add to cart?

  • Sandwiches1123

    #5…load her up. If she is unavailable, please send #18

  • lidalida

    #29 no doubt

  • http://www.facebook.com/jaredsward Jared Ward

    I'm pretty sure i could pick one out of a hat and be happy with the selection.

  • Ken

    I have to go with #2 – she looks like a fun woman to be around after the sex. 🙂

  • emo


  • laelow

    Oh My Lord #12.

  • Jon


  • bozcada

    30 is mine


    #22 – if she's so hot in the kitchen just imagine what she's like in bedroom!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    It was a really tough choice when it came down to the final three for me. 5, 6, and 18 where the tough ones. Ultimately, I chose number… 6! Very nice sweetheart.

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  • WifeShoppingIrl

    What is the cost up front for one of these dishwashers anyways? Not to include the divorce 1 year after she has her green card please.

  • Anonymous

    Find #6 and make her a special!!!! Ah!!! She’s driving me bonkers!

  • bmoneey

    I would say #12 but would settle for #31or #27

  • Earp

    #14 and #30

  • http://www.facebook.com/imperialtophat John Ahlberg

    #19 Has sunk my battleship.

  • That guy

    #5 #16 #30 #27

  • scottyboy1612

    #2 or #30

  • Logs

    #30 not fuckin around


    #7 cause I like the vibe she's givin out and #23 cause she's doing it right. On her knees, in the kitchen, and doin my laundry.

  • Rick Mynatt

    Well if you guys want to know a secret # 25 and 31 are the same girl her name's Lana and she's actually my girlfriend from Ukraine!!:p

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  • Shinrahunter

    #3 for me, although there are some beauties in this one.

  • Matt

    Either #22 or #5. I'd have to go for #22 myself.

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