If you could only add one mail order bride to cart, which one would it be? (31 Photos)

Everybody has got their hobbies. Mine happens to be fantasy shopping for Ukrainian mail order brides. There's a new batch of 'em out this week and I have it narrowed down to about 30 hopefuls. If browsing did turn to buying, which one would you add to cart?

  • Ken

    #1 followed very closely (the next airplane for all I care) #5

  • Charles

    #5 looks nummy

  • mush2422

    Number 16 is it

  • Carl

    #2 & #7!!!! But Since I can only pick 1, I'll take #2!!

  • Anonymous

    two five nine are all in the running but 19 is the winner

  • Rick

    Id have to say #1 she is on top for a reason. Pretty damn hot. But what about the latinas? Bring some latin american chicks WTF Latinas are some of the hottest chicks on earth.

  • Helocopter46

    #31 Heart skipped thinking it was a nip slip!

  • Sn can

    #16 AND #7

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Arabian/786440649 Chris Arabian

    #5, #9, #14, #21, #22

    I would marry them all even if they just wanted a passport to Canada!!!

  • Stevo

    Thanks a lot Chive, now I'm in love,

    …forever alone.

    Maybe I can join an irish mail-order husbands site?

  • Killinem

    #25 #30 #31
    Its definatly a toss up between these three.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vince-Weaver/100002059474696 Vince Weaver

    #10, but only if #5 was out of stock…

  • 5ev3n

    #9 and then #25 after #9 divorced me for all my money and possibly tried to harvest my organs…

  • RodneyKing99

    #30 for me

  • KRS One

    chicks in general are totally nuts.

  • Marine Mike

    #26 looks evil naughty……just right

  • OwnerOfYou

    #8 to go please.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Coverdale/606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #1 please

  • Meh

    #5 or # 10 I have a thing for black lingerie

  • dmm

    #22 there's a washing machine in the kitchen…perfect for so many reasons

  • Brian Michael Schade

    #22 That's the strangest kitchen I have ever seen. I don't think I know anyone who has their clothes washer right next to their kitchen sink.

  • WoogyMonster

    I hope I put enough stamps on the self addressed envelope to mail order up #31.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Juan-D-Mac-Donald/563350489 Juan D. Mac Donald

    #12 for sureee. #18 is fucking busted, paper bagging FTW

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Forrest-Herron/1287270554 Forrest Herron

    Tough choice, but i'll take #31

  • huskercub

    tie-16 and 30

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