Daily Afternoon Randomness (45 Photos)

For those of you who didn't see yesterday's Afternoon-ish Randomness, we had some small server issues yesterday and couldn't post for a spell. Back to normal now, the thrusters are firing and balance has been restored to the force. Chive On!

ps - It is Hump Day, you've been warned.

  • jason


    • icanhazchiveburger

      who's time..?

      • Richard

        i get DAR at like 10pm

  • jabroni

    #39 I need to take that class

    • WhatWillBee

      You want guys to stare at your wrist action?

      • Ass Clown

        HA HA HA HA!!!! FTW!!!!

    • iambigd42

      #39 FTW!

    • wally

      Chive we need an Alison Bree post

      • spawnofachilles

        Alison Brie seems pretty cool in real life, she might be down for an exclusive photo shoot or something. She is absolutely beautiful. Get on it!

    • equalizermax

      I don't think she's enjoying it…

    • Ntzz

      hope your a girl cause I would not want to stroke clay penises all day…. just saying 🙂

  • Random

    #45 awesome way to finish out Hump Day DAR

    • wtf

      That's a really long ass

    • OwnerOfYou

      That gap! It's just so… I mean look at it!!!

    • ROK247

      you keep using that word – i don't think it means what you think it means…

      #41 humpdeeleeicious

      #45 noassitol

      • TrollFaceKillah

        And redonkulous for ms tripson

    • urstepdad

      FAIL ,all bones no meat.

      • dr. pepper for life

        yea dude, who wants a pancake ass? not dis nig

        • MasterofNone

          This somehow turned into humpless day.. what the deuce?

    • Pwndu232

      Did I die and go to Heaven?

    • glc

      looks awfully photoshopped to me

      • http://twitter.com/Suburbsexaddict @Suburbsexaddict

        A girl is showing you her ass…don't complain…

        • Scofield

          Your picture is stupid. So is your name. And actually your comment too. Congrats on the Douchebag Trifecta!

      • Don_Aguelo

        I'd have to agree with that one.

    • Guywholoves#45

      Thats my GF!!! Ahh what a great early birthday :).

    • Dirty Dingus


  • michael

    #4 won't lie, I stayed late at work mash loading the chive yesterday. then i realized how silly i was being… and stayed at work mash loading the chive anyway

    • chodanutz

      I got nothing done for the last hour and a half of work yesterday because every time i would try to start doing something, i would go back to the chive to see if DAR was up yet.

      • DistractedIndividual

        Same here, I was useless from 3pm till the end of day at 5….stayed till 6 then gave up hope..and my boss yelled at me for staying late. Had to morning DAR it.

    • AnalFissure

      Well, I am glad i wasn't the only one wearing out my F5.

  • HankT

    #35….#45 Thank you Chive!

    • dub

      I think #35 is CG. Totes fake.

      And she looks just like someone I know.

      • efrainoscar

        God, please no. She's real, she's real, she's real.

      • Steveystevesteve

        She's real. And Chive. Come on. I thought we agreed she gets her own post. Better yet, do another photoshoot in your offices. Or, better yet still, do a photoshot with her in my office. Or, better… well I'm sure you can see where this would go eventually.

      • Greg

        I think its real, but it has been shopped. Pity really, she is gorgeous and doesnt need it.

  • D10

    #45 thank you Chive for an awesome ending as always!

    • do it

      sorry but there is just nothing awesome about it…

  • Tits_McGee

    Great hump day Chive! Thumbs up!

    • Bob

      I have to be honest…that first ass is pretty fat and misshapen…

      • Admiral Ackbar

        That second ass is the real deal though!

      • Marley is king

        Agree. needs to hit the stair master and re submit

      • Guz

        Please tell me you're joking.

      • http://audreyla.tumblr.com Audrey Lynn

        looks the same to me, so that makes no sense

        • ranD

          1.not the same.. and 2.have you submitted Audrey 😉

      • Gabs

        You got to be kidding me. That ass is in my hall of favorite chive-asses and there have been lots passing by. You don't know the first thing about a nice ass. /facepalm for you and a /asssmack for her.

    • iambigd42

      Good call!

    • floscar

      Awesome asses! Plus, I dont know if I agree but I had fun comparing the two.

    • El BrandO

      Not sure what people's problem is with the first ass. That is absolutely fucking perfect. Those baby-making hips? My goodness. All day, man. All day.

      Not the same ass, though. See how the crease goes 3/4 of the way across her legs on the first one? Not so on the second ass, and she's poking it out.

      • Cheeze81

        But she is standing straighter in the first photo… thus allowing more crease. The second she is bending a wee bit which would take away some of that crease…. I think it may be the same. Other than crease difference which ill vary from photo to photo I think they are identical.

        • El BrandO

          You make a fair point, but take a gander at the second gap of the first girl. See how tight and compact it is? Look at the second, it's much longer. Now, I know you're going to say, "But her legs are closer together in the first picture." Yes, but not by much, not so much that it results in *that much* of a difference.

          I don't think they are the same. Make no mistake, if either one made it to my room, neither of us would see daylight for a few days.

          • iTh

            I agree.. Not the same at all. The tush almost has the same curvature, but the first girl is a little thicker. I would pick the first one all day long and then part of the next day…

            • john

              now thats a real discussion

              • Your mom

                Yeah it is. Maybe it'll see next week's DAR – on time perhaps 😀

    • inspectmyclouseau

      come on people…obviously not the same tush. Exhibit A has, as previously stated, "baby making hips". I do guarantee, though, if you saw this tush in a pair of pants @ the mall one wouldn't look twice.

      • El BrandO

        Negatory. I know exactly what is hiding under those pants. She will get second and third looks from me.

      • kodakkid

        your right cus I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off it the first time

        • inspectmyclouseau

          you guys are weird…or desperate, or both. pretty much every girls butt in this post is superior to hers…

          • john

            depends on preference

          • Gabs

            Thank you for your contribution, captain oblivious.

          • Brandon T. Anyzeski

            You shall perish for that comment.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

            well, if you enjoy a tush resembling that of an 8 year old Asian boy, then your comment may be true, these 2 pictures in comparison to each other, whether they are the same girl or not, is easily one of the nicest asses i have ever seen.

    • prankster

      there's no way they're the same – the second picture she is in a room with a blue wall, and the first she is in a room with a yellow wall. simple.

      • liz

        lol that's a bright observation

        • captain obvious!

          not all pictures have to be taken from the same room. there are other rooms/houses to take'em from. its a no brainer, that's the same spectacular ass!

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

            im pretty sure he's joking dude…..

    • Texas

      The first one looks fatter, in a good way. But either way i would stick my face in both of them…nom nom nom

    • Boss

      Definitely not the same person. Notice, both have their feet together, yet the jaunt in the bottom picture still has a gap between the thighs. Where as the first photo, with her feet together s much smaller gap is present. Nonetheless, neither of them have anything to be ashamed of…

    • Jason

      Anyone looking for more of this should google "Tripson the Great"

    • Mac

      i think the same. Another pictures of #1 to compare:

    • C. Ack

      not the same

  • Merlin

    #45, i fucking love hump day

    • ryan

      I swear that looks shopped or something weird going on there.

  • Jboychyn

    I want to see the rest of #18

    • onecalledsam

      Forget that! I want to see the rest of #27!

      • Kyle

        #18… Just let em duke it out man. No need to get in the way of that shit.

  • minorityofthemajority

    #25 there once was a little asian man who lived in a shoe… wait…

  • bobo

    #13 not even close

    • tom a

      more like tilda swinton

      the actress who conan wants to play him in a movie

    • dub

      This person's features are all super similar to Coco's, but just slightly more feminine. And smaller. Conan's a pretty big dude.

  • jamison

    won't lie, it takes cajones to call the last photo(s) of the DAR

    nailed it.
    #44, #45

    • mexicanguy

      its cojones. cajones its like drawers

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

      agreed, and where i think her posterior is of a high quality, i dont think she is worthy of closing out the dar, #20 i would say is a better applicant

      • Short Bus All Stars

        dude, she doesn't even have an ass … wth are you talking about high quality lol

  • aosux

    #20 makes me want to take the long ass plain ride to the land down under.

    • aosux


      • Nunya

        I was gonna say, it could be a long ass exciting ride too…

        • aosux

          Ha, I see what you did there.

          • Admiral Ackbar

            Its a GAP!

    • aleXTC

      MOAR #20 please

    • LTW

      Mother of God….

    • Tillman

      Be it a plain or fancy ride, it would be worth the trip.

    • TZJ

      Been waiting a while for an Aussie chivette to bring forth the goods. Good work #20 ! ❤

  • Shawn35

    #20, #29 and #35….awesome hump day

  • Brad

    #35 – OMG, who is she?

    • sean

      We want MOAR! We need MOAR! We will not be complete with out MOAR! Who is with me?

      • Anonymous54901


    • Liam

      Miranda Kerr from Australia I believe
      See? Us Australians do produce some gems

      • alex

        no…its not

    • kodakkid

      she is the women I will be dreaming about tonight.

    • bennyboy_
    • falacer

      We must have MOAR of her!

    • Julian Flynn

      Absolutely, that is the epitome of perfection right there. She must be a goddess.

    • aXe

      It's Lucy Bayet. Youre welcome…

  • mskris

    #5 Totally blew me away when i found out this morning, we lost one of the greats

    • http://TheChive.com Drewcifer

      i'm sure she was hot back before electricity was invented… So don't care….

      • Uso

        you disgust me.
        She will be missed,

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Heartachingly beautiful.

      (But less of the 'American Cinema' nonsense though, eh? Remember where she was from?)

    • Georgeorgeorgeor...

      Another great beauty kicked the can recently. She was one of the original LBP women…back when they were called 'dames'. Jane Russell. Anyone remember her in The Outlaw or Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, with Marilyn Monroe? RIP Ms. Russell http://photobucket.com/images/jane%20russell/

  • Shawn35

    #39, what a great show

  • jake

    Amazing as usual. Keep it up Chive Masters, i'm here for the long run.

  • Darius

    #39, hold my meetings!!!

  • Brother Maynard

    #35 makes up for yesterday's server problems.

  • amos

    the force is finally strong with this one #9

    • Where'sMyWatch

      I can't belive that kid has a beard. WTF happened to the time?!

  • disturbed

    #2 Shit happens Chive. We are all still hooked!

  • .45 ACP

    #28 must be Justin Bieber's cousin.

  • Joshua D. Loomis

    Amen to #32. Not only are those stupid, but in this picture, it's on an S-10. Not exactly a "ballsy" truck.

    • nemesis

      Seconded. So many of those in Houston. Gah.

    • DistractedIndividual

      I saw a truck with blue ones once, I did a #17

    • horrigann

      THANK YOU. I hate people with these attachments. You must be gay for wanting to ride something with balls and you're total douche-bags. Thanks for making the world slightly less enjoyable to live in.

      • Blues

        And it's oh so fun when you have to explain it to young kids. When mine asked, "what's that?" I just said it's a sign of a very low-class person.

    • Jojoto

      I dont think hes a douchebag i think hes gay 😉

  • teximport

    It looks great down under
    FAP until MOAR

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