Daily Afternoon Randomness (45 Photos)

For those of you who didn't see yesterday's Afternoon-ish Randomness, we had some small server issues yesterday and couldn't post for a spell. Back to normal now, the thrusters are firing and balance has been restored to the force. Chive On!

ps - It is Hump Day, you've been warned.

  • Daniel

    #3 is from Halloween…. Come on.

    • Marley is king

      I dont know about you…but I Fing hate those damn Ugs man. Makes any girl wearing them look like a damn bum! Trendy chicks…they will wear whatever is the cool thing, no matter how goddamn stupid they look

      • Rich

        really!? her shoes is what you're looking at…

      • JFrost

        You know how I know you're gay?

  • TheAbeVigoda

    #14 and #43 made me laugh so much
    #19 is a bronco, not a pickup, so it's all right.
    #38 Um, wow…epic.

    • disturbed

      Actually 19 is an 80's Chevy Blazer – but close enough.

    • Jak

      Thats a K-5 buddy

    • 99Dug

      #19 is alright…remind me never to let you babysit my kids….

      • kodakkid

        that is a factory installed seat with belts what is the problem.

        • William

          I actually drove by this guy, the problem is there are three 2-3 year olds in the back on a ninety degree day at noon with no shade or even a hat.

  • WinningChiver

    #42 Knowing your demographic… (now where's my phone?)

  • http://www.facebook.com/acasinas Alfred Casinas Jr

    #20 hump day + the gap = epic awesomeness

  • aosux

    #41 looks pretty legit

  • Pookie

    #41 Inconclusive evidence is inconclusive. Chive detectives need to collect more evidence for eh, ahem…. processing!

    • http://www.facebook.com/acasinas Alfred Casinas Jr

      yeap, i say MOAR too.. just to be sure

    • Lev

      Do it for science!

    • RicoSan80

      Yeah. FAP processing.

  • newt

    #28 know how i know your gay?

  • Anakrusix

    I have become addicted to DAR, Hump Day and Chivettes. AAARRRGGGHHHH

    • Wolfram

      That's it? Just keep Chivin'…

    • kodakkid

      the first step is admitting you have a problem. the only known cure is more Chive

  • Mike Oxbig

    Why are all the pictures on the mobile site so low res? Other than that the new mobile site looks great!

  • gyro


  • Wolfram

    #37 1,2,3,4,5?


    • https://www.facebook.com/manuel.picado Manuel Picado Herrera

      You're welcome 😀 , #3 +2

    • https://www.facebook.com/manuel.picado Manuel Picado Herrera

      Sorry I ment "3"

  • theeemightybuck

    #41…. regardless of whether it's the same girl….. absolutely amazing. can i trade my gf for them?

  • http://www.facebook.com/animal107 Shane Ellerthorpe

    #35 is an epic ending to a great hump day! Chive on!

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    #3 – Sooooooo, you're shopping for Holloween costumes in March? Makes sense?

    #42 – NICE!!

  • Josh

    Am I the only one who finds gif's like #31 really boring and pointless? Not trying to hate but enough with them!

    • horrigann

      agree, boring and pointless. what's the attraction? for super smart people or idiots "Ha Ha Ha, they're our rivals"

  • http://www.play3r.ca Ryan
  • Bud

    #41 By god, I think he's right!

  • Morgan Freeman

    #28 you know how we know your gay..

    • RicoSan80

      Because he didn't flinch that hard when YOU kiss him.

  • FInster

    There's a couple of reasons i can't relate to this…#39

  • Jeremy

    Today has been the shitty. Thanks for the great hump day pick-me-up.

    • TheShit

      Wait, what?

  • iambigd42


  • Wolfram

    #21 = super sexy and classy. ^_^

  • http://www.facebook.com/svp318 Simon Vega

    #35 MOAR does not satisfy my need to express how much we need MOAR of this girl

  • iambigd42

    #3 is pretty hot

  • Lefty

    Can i suggest we nip this new trend of photo-ing people in front of you in line in the bud (or butt).
    It seems a bit too stalker-y to me…

    No nasty emails to chive admins from me. It's up to you guys what you do. 'tis just a thought. It's not like we're short on photos of hot girls bums that don't have to be acquired sureptitiously.

    … i spelled that wrong didn't i?

    • http://theanisette.com Daris

      There's this site called "The Onion". Go there. And never come back.

      • Lefty

        Thanks for the constructive feedback. The Onion is shite though.
        Don't get me wrong. I love the Chive. But what I love most is that it appreciates the female for in a (largely) respectful way. That's what makes women want to be a sexy Chivette, etc, etc.

        To me, taking pics like this is beneath the frequenters of this site.

        But like I said. Thanks for the constructive feedback. You really got your point across….

        • http://theanisette.com Daris

          Now I just feel like a prick. You sir, are a gentleman and a polite one at that and you make too much of a compelling argument for me to negatively retort. Lefty 1. Daris 0.

      • Christian Lander

        Stuff White People Like # 109, The Onion

        Before you begin hanging around with white people, you should know that all white humor comes from three sources: The Simpsons, Monty Python, and The Onion. If you are not presently familiar with The Onion, you should visit TheOnion.com immediately as it is essential in your development and cultivation of white friendships. If you are not familiar with The Onion, your conversations with white people will be boring, humorless, and unlikely to lead anywhere productive.

        Before moving on, it’s important to know exactly what The Onion is and where it came from. The Onion is a satirical newspaper and website that was founded in Madison, Wisconsin – a very popular location for white people. When the publication got more popular it moved to New York. Since then it has produced a body of work that includes audio, video, and thousands of articles that entertain white people every single day of the year.

        It is so popular, that every white person home contains at least one book from The Onion. If that home is occupied exclusively by white men then said book will be located in the bathroom. There are no exceptions.

        At any given time a white person has 100-200 Onion headlines memorized and ready for deployment into a conversation. In fact it is impossible to talk to a white person for more than one hour without hearing “that reminds me of the Onion article….” In order to remain a viable part of that conversation it is essential that you are able to quickly suggest a related, but different, Onion article on a similar subject. Doing so will show the white person that you are smart and have a good sense of humor.

        As an institution, the Onion is beyond reproach for white people. You should not imply that you don’t get it or that it’s not funny. In fact, the only acceptable criticism for the Onion is that you are unable to work for them. This is because every white male under 35 is convinced that they could and should be working for The Onion.

    • Goin Postal

      I agree with Lefty. I know I will get red thumbed for this, but to me, this is border line mobile harassment.

      • DoucheyMcDouche

        you're all a bunch of commies

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