March 23, 2011 |
In: Funny, Perfect Timing, Photography, Sports
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finishing a backflip….
#23 – Yes, wet T-shirt is a sport.
HUMP DAY HUMP DAY HUMP DAY HUMP DAY
#23 and #26 aren't necessarily sports related, since they're not in an official kitchen arena, but still excellently timed
#8 Never thought God of Cricket would be seen on Chive
#25 Way to funny….
#3 you're doing it wrong, it's called basketball, not indoor lawn darts.
#10 is only perfect when its a picture of a bull gore-raping this pathetic losers whole family
doing push-ups with nothing but his breath.
#23 please! MOAR!!!
How awesome is it that Jorts made it onto the Chive. Go Blue. #5
#4 Stuff White People Like # 61, The Idea of Soccer
Many white people will tell you that they are very into soccer. But be careful, it’s a trap.
If you then attempt to engage them about your favorite soccer team or talk about famous moments in soccer history, you are likely to be met with blank stares. This is because white people don’t actually enjoy watching soccer, they just like telling their friends that they are into it.
In fact, the main reason white people like soccer is so they can buy a new scarf. As you may or may not know, many soccer teams issue special scarves, and white people cannot get enough of them!
Most white people choose a favorite soccer team based on either a study abroad experience or a particularly long vacation to Europe or South America. When they return, they like to tell their friends about how great “football” is and that they are committed to ‘getting more into’ now that they have returned home.
Some white people take this charade so far as to actually play in adult soccer leagues or attend a local professional match.
The best method for exploiting this is to ask a white person who their favorite football team is and how they came to be fans. This will allow them to tell you about their time abroad and feel as though they have impressed you with their knowledge. Once they have finished talking, it is acceptable to ask for favors.
#23…Any picture of a sweaty chick in a beater is well timed.
#18 Dude … Is this the same player from #5? <img src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/timed-sports-photos-17.jpg?w=135" alt="Image #18" style="vertical-align:top;" border="0"> <img src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/timed-sports-photos-3.jpg?w=135" alt="Image #5" style="vertical-align:top;" border="0">
Harlem Globetrotters play wearing the new Nike Zero Gravity shoes…
#23 perfect timing indeed.
#23 – what a great surprise! moar please
No one thinks #23 is hot???
#8 –The Master Blaster–big day today Cricket world cup–Australia vs India—hope the little master makes his 100th century
Whilst on the subject of bikes
Why do people whose only form of transport
is riding around on bicycles
Generally ride about on really crap bikes
Yet people who are middle-aged
And ride bicycles for fun generally have top of the range bikes
Surely if one were solely reliant on the use of a bicycle
to get around
One would purchse a decent bike
But this isn't the case
I will hazard a guess that nobody who has to
ride everywhere on a bicycle
as it's their only form of transport
will harp on about it
They especially won't be making threads about it
What it must be
to be middle-aged and fairly well off
that one can simply ride a bicycle for fun
Its almost as if these middle-aged cyclists
are mocking these poor sods
who are so poor they have to ride about on bikes
Either that or use public transport
Its a bums world for bums, OK?
You don't see these poor folk
riding in fancy races
For fun, no less
And what about these even poorer folks
Who can't even afford a second-hand bike
they probably have to run everywhere
Yet you won't see them
Running in the olympics or marathons
They run because they have to not for fun
Spare a thought next time
for the people who have to ride bikes or run everywhere
Imagine what that's like
Next time you enter one of these fancy fun races
You don't just wake up one day
When you're middle-aged
And decide to run everywhere
Now do you?
Apart from forest gump
Fucking bums world for bums
Hope you are proud of yourself
With your middle-class attitude riding round
#19 "No Pain… No Pain. he he he"
#26 thank you for the Michelle Wie pic Chive on
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