None of these tires go to waste (15 Photos)

  • BobSugar

    #10 pedobear is everywhere.

    • VEGETA!

      even in russia

    • Maynard B.

      BobSugar? I don't know man, sounds like your in league with Pedobear.

  • Really?

    2nd for the 2nd time today… Boo ya!!

  • Thadeus

    If this isn't one of the most white trash things I've ever seen, I don't know what is.

    • Ralph

      Wastefulness and stupidity are more "white trash" than this. As are stupid hats and nasty goatees.

    • Hypno_germ

      Well, Thadeus…Your profile pic is

    • Jason

      Your are, unfortunately, as is your face and your "wickedly" cool hat. unfortunately, you unlike these tires, can never be recycled into somethign better.

      • Christian Lander

        Stuff White People Like # 64, Recycling

        Recycling is a part of a larger theme of stuff white people like: saving the earth without having to do that much.

        Recycling is fantastic! You can still buy all the stuff you like (bottled water, beer, wine, organic iced tea, and cans of all varieties) and then when you’re done you just put it in a DIFFERENT bin than where you would throw your other garbage. And boom! Environment saved! Everyone feels great, it’s so easy!

        This is important because all white feel guilty about producing waste. It doesn’t stop them from doing it, but they feel guilty about it. Deep down, they believe they should be like the Native Americans and use every part of the product or beast they have consumed. Though for many white people, this simply means putting plastic bags into a special drawer where they will accumulate until they are eventually used to carry some gym clothes or bathing suit. Ultimately this drawer will get full and only be emptied when the person moves to a new house. Advanced white recyclers will uses these grocery bags as garbage bags.

        If you are in a situation where a white person produces an empty bottle, watch their actions. They will first say “where’s the recycling?” If you say “we don’t recycle,” prepare for some awkwardness. They will make a move to throw the bottle away, they will hesitate, and then ultimately throw the bottle away. But after they return look in their eyes. All they can see is the bottle lasting forever in a landfill, trapping small animals. It will eat at them for days, at this point you should say “I’m just kidding, the recycling is under the sink. Can you fish out that bottle?” And they will do it 100% of the time!

        The best advice is that if you plan to deal with white people on regular basis either start recycling or purchase a large blue bin so that they can believe they are recycling.

        • Maynard B.

          Ditto. Well said sir.

        • Jeff

          Since white people are obviously the only people on the planet who are concerned about such things. Take your head out your ass and get on with your life jackass

      • Jeff

        Well, when he decomposes, maybe good fertilizer?

    • TrollFaceKillah

      hes not white trash he's a douche bag… tomorrow's white trash

    • miles

      yup and if it were up to you the whole world would look like the slums of galveston.. you sir are a boner.

    • Everyone

      I think your herpes encrusted, Brett michaels hat is the most white trash thing ever

    • Marley is king

      WTF kind of name is Thadeus?? Sounds like the scientific name for the space between your chode and your a-hole

  • yo adrian

    man, I bet building all of those gets really tiring…

    • 5 year old


    • do-the-math

      I bet they're feeling tread-full now…

    • DCMOFO

      I'd want to be careful if I were to tread around it.

    • dub

      Even so, he has the wheel to go on.

    • Tom

      where there's a wheel, there's a way

    • do-the-math

      This wheel be an epic tread!!!

    • Henrik


    • DistractedIndividual

      They're on the rim of a brilliant idea, I would roll with these people:)

    • Eddie

      Aww man, you guys should have kept this going. I'm really tired of seeing good stuff end.

  • Vladimir

    That's impressive.

  • Urban

    #9 Good way to recycle. Man this one looks good.

  • facebook

    the pots were cool …. a little poo came out when I saw the animals.

  • ros


    • dub

      In Soviet Russia, people destroy Firestone tires.

      • Jen

        In soviet russia, we eat tires for breakfast.

    • Komrade

      whoever gave this comment a thumbs down, I will find you and crush you like russia crushed georgia

  • Frankie Muniz

    Looks nice, but it is much easier to burn them….

    • Larry

      I agree. Tire fires are more interesting to look at.

  • BrainFart

    WTF am I doing? Audrey has been posted

    • Chris 'Rooney' Hayden

      epic comment win!

  • Train2K

    Nice way to recycle.

  • Wolfram

    #3 I think you need a bigger knife.

    • floscar

      That's not a knife. This is a knife!

      • Peter

        "This is also a knife."

        • DistractedIndividual

          THIS is a knife! !!iiiIIIII|================>

    • Lisa

      I'm thinking a jigsaw would be better than a knife. Power tools. Power tools are awesome.

  • I am Name

    Holy crap! I've got to try that!

  • Edgar

    Haha the new house my parents bought had a couple of these out in the garden. Shit's awesome

  • denzino

    random crazy-ness making art out of anything. Posts like these are what made me love theChive in the first place. Now, who wants to go huntin, it's wabbit season #11

  • Jessica Condrey

    Hippies can recycle anything :p

  • JFyn

    #11 is Hot!! .. err.. wrong post!

  • bless1

    good for these guys, now recyle Audrey into another gallery!

  • Tyler

    You need a really f-ing sharp knife to cut tires that nicely.

  • hater


    • VEGETA!

      Actually, it's Russia. #10, the words on the jar and on the fence are Russian.

      • VEGETA!

        *wall, not fence, sorry

  • equalizermax

    #8 – Now I have an idea where I'm going to bury my dead cat

  • Fred

    Even though #7 is somewhat nice looking, all of this is so trashy. There really isn't much lower on the totem pole than old tires attempting to be re-used. Just melt them down and make something completely new/recycled please.

  • fats

    i love me sum used tires.

  • Dillon Turcotte

    some of these are actually pretty tasteful #7

    Well done

  • Just Sayin'

    i saw #4 and thought they were making some super-fucking-awesome ninja star shuriken…i was sadly disappointed by plant pots 😦

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