Alright, Chivettes, it’s a lazy evening and you’re not doing anything. Time to grab that camera and get creative. This is your chance to have some fun and express yourself.
Last Friday, nearly 4.2 million people tuned in to watch the internet event that is changing the way we look at beauty, ‘Sexy Chivers’. Leo and I were even invited to the Playboy Mansion where we found the Playmates (rather surprisingly) had nothing but awesome things to say about our Chivettes. Let’s make this Friday one for the books.
AWESOME INSTRUCTIONS: Grab your camera (phone) and write ‘Hi Chivers’ on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame. Let’s have some fun this week. Above all: Be Creative!
Chive On!
John
p.s. – If you’re a first-time Chivette on the fence of submitting, it’s time to take the leap. Do it for your country!

Sammich time, thats right, samm…wait. I mean, submit time, thats right, it's submit time. Oh yeah!
I just read that in Peter Griffins voice. Hilarious!
FIRST
thanks guys, I know right :3
WAIT! I can sense some cropping in that picture? Where is the full sized?!
Beside that, we love you chivettes. You keep this world real.
http://thechive.com/2011/03/18/there-are-sexy-chi…
L2Internets dude.
Full sized version is on last weeks Chivettes.
Go and enjoy! x
Wait… is that your picture?
Every week, when I see you guys put the invitation out for the Chivettes, my week seems to pass by just a little faster and the days get just a little brighter. I love you Chive.
Is it time to pull a picture of someone from the internet, photoshop "Hi Chivers" onto their body (or even more lazily, just type it on the corner of the picture) and submit it?!
Is it time for you to STFU and GTFO?!
Yes.
haha. Those only account for about 80% of the "submissions". Who do they think they are fooling?? Glad I'm not the only one who smells a rat.
Thanks Chivettes for being a whore that we all love… So go post those pictures!
Thumbs down if you believe you are a whore / thumbs up if I'm a D-bag
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aww man… i didn't read the title fully. i thought it was an early version of the Chivettes. i was just so excited i clicked… and then i clicked…and clicked…
The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commenters, #6, The Great Defender
Typical Comment:
"I'd like to see you do any better. What have you ever done with your life? Stop judging people and let everyone be who they want to be because, in the end, isn't that what life is all about?"
Who Are They?
The Great Defender sees himself or herself as a moral crusader, like a cross between Batman and Jesus. In reality they are more like a cross between Jeremy Piven and that annoying girl who always feels the need to inject herself into every conversation, at least long enough to let you know she holds the moral high ground.
WTF does Jeremy Piven have to do with any of this. That was a soory attempt to be clever and funny.
I already know you're from Canada. Eh?
Ran home from school just to get on the Chive.
oh no the chive is my sistar!
Speaking of Dark, I like my women how I like my duck… naked.
You like naked ducks?! 0.o
And you guys can send your pic to the berry too! ^_^
i know i know…i never do this again ^_^ :p
hi diana
Just shot some tonight for Friday!
You should post early for your "peeping toms"….aka me!
Haha! In the process of doing that right now.
Lol….great minds…..Thank you Lauren! Can't wait!
Did the boys say they were going to use you this week? Im waiting for some Lauren originals! very excited!
Thank you for actually wanting to see more of me Adam!!
They didn't say if they were going to post my submissions or not but I'm sure whatever they post will be good (as always)! I put a lot of them up on my blog so if you're curious, they're there!
I look forward to Fridays every week. Thank you in advance to all the sexy chivettes.