Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Israeli_Rob

    #8 is full of WIN!
    #11 Neverending Story! great childhood movie!

    • AtomManhattan

      Two buddies of mine recently watched it on acid. I heard it was epic as all hell, and gauging from their reactions during the movie, I'm sure it was, though probably not as much as watching the Empire Strikes Back or the Matrix (in the theater mind you) on shrooms, both of which I have enjoyed personally.
      Highly reccomended. Pun included.

  • pony

    #9 i wish i could make stuff like that. that's fckng awesome

  • BigDingo

    #16 challenge accepted

  • BigDingo

    #22 just reminds me of the many things I'm not amazing at…

    • sexualniner

      It’s fake.

    • Guse

      Well, BigDingo, if it makes you feel better, you're probably a much better Internet commenter than those two…

      • OneClownShoe

        I agree…but I would rather be good at the ping pong with nunchaku thing

        • great diggler

          don't sweat it, it's not real.

  • Phil

    #3 i thought vlc crashing was annoying


      That actually happened at my school (NC State) . The guy that did it was charged for vandalism, and then later the charges were dropped and he ended up making a woman monster as well. They hang above Hillsborough St now right across campus.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Butler/1221892937 Thomas Butler

    #22 Still think Forrest Gump would kick his ass

    • josh

      no way…that's bruce lee and his paddle is nun chucks.

  • Anakrusix

    I read somewhere that #3 was real. The guy that used the cones was arrested for vandalism. Sucks. That's pretty darn funny.

    • Necros 348

      It was real and he was arrested. He made a new statue recently. A knight made out of street signs(obtained legally this time). It's called Street Knight, and it is awesome. Can be seen here: http://www.greendiary.com/entry/barrel-monster-ar… Oh, and chive on NCSU.

      • Todd T

        He was a NCSU student and was arrested/charged. The public loved "Barrel Monster" though and the State asked him to make others on their dime …….

      • Beth Vogel

        The knight isn't as good; It looks like the Statue of Liberty's gay cousin.

    • Anakrusix

      (I can't edit for some reason- I meant the statue is pretty darn funny, not that he got arrested.)

  • PointBlank_

    #17 later in life this kid strikes out in kickball…

  • Donate to Japan

    #8 the female darth looks like a babe.. is that weird?

    • uptoolate

      I agree. Lady Vader is unfathomably hot.

      • challenge

        can the chive find he? challenge accepted?

        • challenge


          • dub

            Freudian slip?

  • hapa_nerd

    #11 "Turn around. Look at what you seeeeeeEEEeeeEEeeeee…"

    • Shawn35


    • Justin Hall

      Whenever I see a gif like this, I think of Lionel Hutz: "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against 'The Never-Ending Story.'"

  • Dunny_

    #5 Would that then be Bankscock? Or does he simply go by Carlton?

  • Julian Flynn

    How is #18 NOT under the wallpaper post? I can't find it anywhere and I want it.

    • http://twitter.com/l0wl3jf @l0wl3jf

      Yeah! and can I request one with the machines from war of the world on?

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Yep, too poor res for desktop at mo. Can someone oblige as do want.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #14 oh panda, get out of there, your not a goalie. you're not even wearing gloves!
    cheers *has his morning beer*

    • Just Sayin'

      uhh, i think you missed something there….

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        at the time i was spot on. gallery changed, its #17 now
        …or i can say i wasn't drunk enough to get the number right.

    • Honest Joe

      People in Pullman are fuuuuucked.

  • Jake

    #1 In a VAN down by the RIVER

    • WHT

      It's Uncle Rico.

    • Bryan
  • Zézão


    • dub

      get firefox.

    • Quagmire

      I agree i HATE THOSE.

  • JstevensF

    The mist in the background of 21 is hypnotic.

  • Catence

    I want #20 in my house. Right now.

    • http://jameskruger.blogspot.com/ JAMESJ

      It's perfect.

      • 1 to the 3

        ultimate fuck pad

        • Bruno

          Think of all the stains. Cleaning semen and vaginal juices off of that material would be a bitch… and you'd have to keep it clean cuz no one like giz stains in the movie room.

    • craigarlen

      I want that in your house right now too! I'll help you break it in

    • TrollFaceKillah

      The bedroom Ive always wanted.

    • fibonacci5150

      see that's what I'm talkin' bout. An actual bedroom, I've dreamed of this for years but didn't think a stoner would ever design one

    • moeshere Foxdale

      with you in it…hell yea hehe

  • truthteller

    Two Losers together ,god save humanity.!

    • antichrist

      I agree.!
      Star Wars Fanboys suck.!!

  • dave

    #8 Darth Boobs

  • Marko Milanović Litre


  • Just Sayin'

    #3 i WILL rebuild your font cache, and you WILL like it!

    "oh ok VLC… :("

    • Wolfram

      LOL! First thing on the Chive to make me actually laugh today. Thanks.

  • RiKo

    #7 i always wanted to kill that damn dog too

  • RiKo

    #11 very suspicious hand movement o.0

  • Shawn35

    #1….and you end up LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!! chris farley

  • Chad

    That shit be Bruce Lee yo!

    • spawnofachilles


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