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  • Justin Sargood

    You ppl need to lighten up, it's all in good fun. and i don't see how it's racist in the slightest, yesterday it was americans, today it's asians, tomorrow could be black ppl, and monday could be mexicans who knows!

    it's just funny pictures of ppl doing funny/stupid things, end of argument. i'm american and i'm not offended by yesterdays post, hell i look out my window at work and see that crap all the time.

    i watch TopGear on BBC all the time and laugh my ass at all the trash talk about americans, it's hilarious

    Pull that stick out of your ass and use it to carve yourself a sense of humor

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  • moeshere Foxdale

    #4 see there is always someone out there for you…Don't worry…hehe

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dawn-DuBois/507725936 Dawn DuBois

    Thank you, and after rethinking what I said, youre right, racism affects people all the time. It shouldn't be tolerated, but there are trimes when people pull the "racism" card when its really not nessacary.
    This isnt one of those times, however.
    I dont think people should ignore racism, even if they are able to. But, like most things, the more you let it get to you, the more the racists actually win.
    Is it wrong and stupid? Yes. So, lets try not to give any racist turds the satisfaction.
    In the mean time, people should be more willng to accept that first of all- there IS no pure race. Believe what you will, but science has proven things most true racists can't stand about themselves.
    Secondly, acting racist or showing your support for racism simply proves your ignorance.
    I'm "white" (half German, half Native American) My people have been either wiping out, or being wiped out forever, lol! But I am no better then anyone else based on SKIN COLOR.
    Anyone who claims they are is pure stupid.

  • Cream Corn

    People that browse this site need to calm down, I mean seriously have you seen the pictures of the people who work at the Chive??? not exactly your coolest looking bunch of people. The girls look like butt, aka grenades, aka gross, aka would never make sexy chivettes….well they would, but only because they work for the Chive….LOL. And the guys….hahaha, there is a guy there named Patty and is a fat fuck…..another guy with big ears, who looks like a car coming down the street with both doors open. These were obviously the kids that we all used to pick on in high school and junior high, who came up with a site that people like to frequent, and now teasing other people (not just asians) is their way to get us all back…..im serious, outside of the chive, not a single one of them looks cool.

  • Cream Corn

    So okay, they got a cooler job then all of us…..this is still just the Chive and not GOOGLE people, so who gives a flying F#CK?!?! Not to mention they all look like their well in their 30's and posting pictures of 18 year old girls, so their also perverts. So you mean to tell me your actually offended by perverted old men, ugly women, and altogether nerdy people?!?!? come on, if you ever get offended by something on this site, just remember, in real life your probably much cooler then the people who work on this site, who most likely were getting beat up by one of us in high school. So asian, red neck, black, hispanic, but her faces, douchebag, fat person, what have you….these geeks don't deserve the satisfaction of letting them get to you, so enjoy, because most (not all) of the crap on this site is amusing 🙂

    • Leo

      heh, good point

    • yeahimwhitesowhat

      Yes Cream Corn, even if its pathetic nerds are being the jerks you still tell them to knock it off. Even if they are OK people most of the time you still say "Cut it out with the asian accents, you are being dicks and its old already anyway" I still think some dumbass intern made this lame post. If they are in their 30s they can take the criticism without needing Chivers standing in the way, protecting them from our horrible horrible attack of saying "cut it out dumbasses"

  • mtpuckhead

    #14 Groper hands. The opposite of hover hands.

  • wild chiver

    #22 looks like Nelly's evil twin…

  • Christian Lander

    #23 Stuff White People Like # 11, Asian Girls

    95% of white males have at one point in their lives, experienced yellow fever. Many factors have contributed to this phenomenon such as guilt from head taxes, internment camps, dropping the Nuclear bomb and the Viet Nam War . This exchange works both ways as asian girls have a tendency to go for white guys. (White girls never go for asian guys. Bruce Lee and Paul Kariya’s dad are the only recorded instances in modern history). Asian girls often to do this to get back at their strict traditional fathers. There is also the option of dating black guys, but they know deep down that this would give their non-english speaking grandmother(s) a heart attack.

    White men love asian women so much that they will go to extremes such as stating that Sandra Oh is sexy, teaching English in Asia, playing in a coed volleyball league, or attending institutions such as UBC or UCLA (please note that both schools’ colors of “blue” and “yellow” are intentional also the “A” in “UCLA” stand for “Asian” while the “B” in “UBC” stands for “Billion” try and figure out what the rest of the letters stand for). Another factor that draws white guys to asian women is that white women are jealous of them.

    Take for instance the fact that asian women well into their 30s and 40s retain teen / college girl looks without the help of botox, yoga or a trendy diet (future posts). Asian women also avoid key white women characteristics such as having a mid life crisis, divorce, and hobbies that don’t involve taking care of the children (also future posts). Should white guy / asian girl marry, they produce hybrids that are atheistically pleasing, but are very annoying. This practice is also a means by which white people can catch up to the asian peoples in the population race, as most of the hybrids often act white rather than asian.

    • yeahimwhitesowhat

      Some guys just like variety. There are hot women from every race and combination thereof. This was actually an interesting comment even if I'm not sure of your point or if you had one (not that you need one to comment, obviously)

  • The El Conquistador

    This series was lacist!

  • Adam Sandler

    #24 she will bring flatland back

  • hannah

    well said. glad to have a sound mined chiver like you around!

    • scorn

      Also, sweetie? You meant "sound-minded." Maybe if you spent less time raughing out roud, you might rearn to sperr. Consider it.

  • Dustmiretheturd

    #22 i thought it was a gif~!

  • Leo

    It's all Leo baby. He's white and he only speaks one language (Merican) and he came from the upper middle class and he has never lived in another country and is damn proud that he doesn't know the difference between Japan and China.

    Go Leo!

  • Leo

    I would love to meet leo one day. I know what he looks like, what city he lives in, and where he works. I'd love to have a long and frank discussion with him.

  • putnam120

    LIKE A BOSS!! #24 hopefully she will be able to handle a car this well. But things look promising.

  • platypus

    Ive been there, it's at ps1 in NYC

  • Leo

    boy, a lot of comments have mysteriously disappeared. I wonder which admin is editing this out in a frantic attempt to make himself look better?

    • yeahimwhitesowhat

      I didn't see any of mine disappear, and I've been kinda hard on the Chive too. Maybe they are only deleting extremely racist troll-posts to keep this comment thread from REALLY getting nasty. Maybe you are just saying that as a troll-post, hmmm?

  • Aaron

    Leo rules!!!!

  • scorn

    Did you even read my post? I have no idea what you're responding to, but it sure ain't my words. Here's another slogan to add to your to-do list:

    Learn to read.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oscar-Cornejo/100000370658343 Oscar Cornejo

    Damn i really like to have the car on the #17 pic, its awesome!

  • TitoRigatoni

    I count a total of six hands. 6/2=3. 3 people, 6 hands.
    I could be wrong, 'cause I'm American.
    Could we get an Asian to check my math, please?

  • yeahimwhitesowhat

    Leo is creeping me out. Leo knows where Leo lives. It's creepy. Pretty sure Chive isn't exactly "stealing" from Lolcats and IAB which do essentially the same thing – solicit free material for their site and get where they can… They actually direct traffic TO Cracked every single week in their links section, and good for them because Cracked is a hilarious website!

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