Not all parents can get the blue ribbon for parenting (28 Photos)

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  • ben.


    • Maxwineberg

      #11 no matter how many times I see it, I still chuckle

  • LeoCast

    Babies are ugly what is everyones fascination with them?

    • Haterade

      little bastards are pretty stupid as well. I heard babies can drown in blankets. how fucking retarded do you have to be to drown in a blanket? stupid fucking babies.

      • That Guy

        YOU GOT FUCKED IN THE HEAD WHEN YOU WHERE LITTLE? you do realize you where little shits like you claim babies are. maybe the world would have been a better place if you drowned in you blanket. i'd sleep better at night.

    • That Guy

      is this your argument to why your parents deprived you of oxygen? no one loves you. no one will ever love you.

      • Haterade

        sometimes you are funny Mr. That Guy. This is not one of those times.

    • Adam Sandler

      ugly.. and stupid… and good for nothing but poopin and barfin and costing money.. but still no reason to treat helpless creatures like shit :(

      • That Guy

        your mom made a mistake. your heart beats shit so you produce shit. what's that? yes i did hear that Satan was here taking souls and even his standards was too good to drag you to hell. my God remember your face and push you to the deepest darkest scum hole… wait that would be your life. F is FAIL and you sir get a gigantic F. i wish i could increase my font size to emphasize how much you have failed at life.

        • Haterade

          whoa guy. i didn't mean to make fun of your girlfriend. take it down a notch…


    Makes me sick to my stomach really….

    • Bob

      Really? That is the one that bothers you? I think it's pretty tame compared to some of the others like #4 #7 #15 #16 #24

      • Jen

        yea, i am biting my tongue b/c if i bitch about these, the chivers will rake me through the coals. sigh

        • Adam

          No, these parents should get beaten. At some point, usually around the time you have a kid, you grow up and stop doing stupid shit.

    • Smarter than you

      I don't mind any of these. I hate kids anyway. Dunk the bastard!

  • Fingerbang

    #17. Is that the dumb guy from Parks & Recreation?

    • That Guy

      his name is chris pratt and he is fucking awesome! funny as hell and he gets to bang anna faris.

  • equalizermax

    Is that girl from #21 & #22 the same?

  • WinningChiver

    Some of these are as fucked up as Rebecca Black @ a Nickelback concert…

    • Creed Braton

      why is that fucked up? it would be shitty music, accompanied with more shitty music….

    • Tyler

      who"s rebecca black and nickelback?

  • Takingbackcider

    #23 Take your kid to work day?

    • whitneysouth

      Anybody been to Burning Man?
      Countless examples of bad parenting there.
      If I go again, I'll bring my camera… solely to submit them to theChive afterwards.

      • BigDingo

        I'd rather have a gay dad in chaps than a hipster or hippy for a parent…

        • dub

          Hippies kick ass. I wish my name were Sunflower or something queer like that.

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        Mr. Slave has son?

  • Jak

    #8 Heisman bitch!

  • Benton McGrath

    #24 Kid eating a snake. Badass or the first sign?

  • cantcme

    #14 Getting ready to make it rain.

  • random onlooker

    This was just so wrong….

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      meh, i dont see what all the fuss is about

  • Wolfram

    #1 haha, reminds me of when I was… oh, 7 or 8 maybe. At the cabin, driving the lawn mower/tractor. I went onto the road and then there was a car behind me, then one in front of me, so I panicked and swerved off the road, crashing into my neighbour's fence and breaking it. Good times!

  • Phondo

    Nothing funny about any of these really. Funny pic or not — it seems all these kids live in some bad environments.

    • Haterade

      serious guy shouldn;t be on the chive, or the entire internets for that matter.

  • BabyBone

    "Wake up, wake up, wake up,
    It's tha 1st a tha month,
    So get up, get up, get up,
    Grab yo checks n' come on"

    • whitneysouth

      Ah nothing like a good BoneThugs comment.

    • Jen

      i think that's weezy

  • Rock Chalk

    HAHA #3 Have any of yall seen the Whites doc. on shwotime by Johnny Knoxville thats what its like

    • Brad

      except with the Whites of WVA, add some Oxy pills and Meth…

  • Nathaniel Patrick-Bateman Fancypants

    Needs moar Steve Irwin

  • ramrod

    #21 "We're here to save you from zombies"

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      It's good the parents are teaching their daughters how to handle guns properly…not a finger on a trigger…awesome!

  • lidalida

    #26 Fuck this shit! I'm going to Pandora!

  • Matthew


    After fourteen months at sea…….the baby isn't his

    • Beau

      Do the math. If he got her pregnant before he left, she had the baby while he was out to sea, he came back and the baby is several months old. It would have to be 18+ months for it to mean it wasn't his.

    • Zandspin

      Why not? He could have left after she was pregnant for a month or so. That would just make the baby 6 months old.

    • K. A.

      Or the baby is 5 months old?

  • hossmank

    #20 – Kurt Cobain?

    • the scottish stoner

      sick yet so funny

      • Niudgc

        Fucking Hilarious!

  • Diana Santos

    #12 his scared face says all…

    #14 looks like a pimp xD

    • Ken

      #12 is my fave. Lion clearly finds wimpy boy's company tiresome (or the poor thing is drugged).

      • Diana Santos

        well…i dont know..but wath i know is that the lion must was really well fed :p

  • pdiddily420

    #16 Playskool Baby's First Bong… with real smoke clearing action. Caution: may cause extreme hunger.

    • Brad

      that's ridiculous, those parents should be punched in the face…

      • Nazz1962

        I know right? Teach that kid to PASS!

  • misschris

    Jezus. There really should be an IQ minimum to be able to breed.

    • imbrovvn

      Hahahaha, YES.

    • Sn can

      to do many things!

    • Haterade

      * insert something obvious.

    • Charity

      Oh dear, how right you are…

    • Takingbackcider

      You should send your pic to the Chivettes for Friday…just saying.

    • Wally

      Tell me about it. I'm a teacher.

  • Brad

    #22 I'm pretty sure this girl is the daughter of a guy who named his kids "adolf" and other horrible names. They were in the news for a bit with talk of having the kids taken away…

  • RiKo

    #6 "it's Britney bitch!"

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