Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • T-Boz

    #2 He's behind you!!

    • PointBlank_

      raking the sand? reminds me of spaceballs for some reason, COMB THE DESERT!

      • hitman219

        Found anything yet? Man, we aint found shit!

      • Admiral Ackbar

        I think that was from the Movie Deep Impact with Morgan Freeman and Elijah Wood and Tia Leone and Robert Duval among others. What can I say? Ackbar's a movie buff.

    • Glizz

      Too soon!!

    • innocent

      http//www.oneadayporno.com

    • Rey

      Too Soon….

      • That Guy

        was thinking the same thing.

  • Dagoth Wit

    #1 Always sound advice.

    • hmmm

      Especially on a base…Those things seriously come barreling across the roads randomly..

      • Jules

        That was a sign hack in Texas it would flash something about zombies then to watch for tanks and hunters. I heard about it on the news a few days ago. Wish they showed the full message:)

        • kenzie

          left for dead. Tanks suck but witches are the worst

  • http://www.facebook.com/fateastray Peter F Brachwitz

    #22 haha

    • PointBlank_

      timing is everything

    • lawrence

      he jumped pretty high . . . and fell pretty far.

    • curious

      why did someone feel the need to put a bubble around him? like we wouldn't notice him running through the frame

      • ROK247

        yah thanks, i was having trouble picking out the jackass

    • drew

      Derp.

    • adam

      PRICELESS

  • MigraineBoy

    #16 Where we are going, we don't need roads.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vince-Weaver/100002059474696 Vince Weaver

      The few people who own all original DeLaureans thank you for making theirs more valuable.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Douche Car + Douche Parking.

    • Chris Scharff

      Words. Outta. My. Mouth.

    • Jamie Reynolds

      F*****King Awesome

    • Nick

      garry's mod?

  • mcsgwigga

    #12 – QUICK – Fill it up!!

    • trollalol

      yeah….that's the joke….. great job.

  • Phil

    #12 thats a worthy cause i will support

    • COCO

      Hey I love Justin Bieber, and do you want me to die. That is just wrong.

      • HankVatican

        Yes

  • lolnonomous

    #6 what…I don't even

    • ROK247

      its a customized beercan chicken holder. awesome way to grill a chicken.

  • mali_sapun

    #15 I don't see what could possibly go wrong

    • Dr.Duck

      Welcome to Victoria Australia, http://www.weeklytimesnow.com.au/article/2011/03/

    • apple

      bitch deserved it

      • Nathan

        fuckin A dumb bitch, I'd be pissed if protesters came and tried to scare away geese! Glad I hunt on private property!

        • Fred

          In Canada it's Illegal to interfere with a lawful hunt, on any land.

  • ryan

    #1 another 3 days behind whatthechrist.com
    http://www.whatthechrist.com/2011/03/22/pennsylva

    put up the pace

    • PointBlank_

      0, the number of fucks given by chivers that this was posted on some other site 3 days ago… fuck off cRyan

      • Taylor

        what the hell is it?

        • Jules

          That was a sign hack in Texas it would flash something about zombies then to watch for tanks and hunters. I heard about it on the news a few days ago. Wish they showed the full message 🙂

          Yes, I copied and pasted it from above. I believe my care was left on the side of the road on my way to Vegas once 🙂

      • ryan

        it's not cRyan, it's ryan. Get it right, jackass. I will continue to point it out, and you will continue to give me your thumbs down, because you are merely a sheep. I am your god.

        • SkyVader

          Don't want your kind here, Ryan.

        • PointBlank_

          its CRYan.. get bent assclown, and i was unaware that sheep even had a God..

          • ryan

            you would you ignorant bastard. muahahaha. look how you play into my traps

    • Jason

      that would be "pick up the pace".

  • Jack Bauer

    #2
    I gotta get me a pair of Dr. Dre's!

  • Nathan

    #13 Its like bull riding, only someone gets eaten instead of trampled after they open the gate

    • PointBlank_

      Crikey, now what i'm going to do is sneek up on him and jam my thumb up his butthole!

      • SkyVader

        That'll REEEEALLY piss 'em off!

        • Yasir_Khan

          may be he will Sh*t his pants too!

          • blah

            new old spice commercial "i'm on a shark"

    • Catence

      And you apparently wear short shorts while doing it.

  • ilovelemonsquares

    #22 Probably not the best time come in from behind.

    • PointBlank_

      hopfully thats not what she says!

  • Smithers

    #17 badass movie

    • COCO

      What movie is that?

      • B-ry

        I'd tell you… but I'd be breaking Rule #1.

        • BamaJess

          AND rule # 2

          • Ripley

            Very clever gentlemen. Like monkeys, ready to be shot into space!

          • Admiral Ackbar

            Rule 3: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

            • AtomManhattan

              Rule 4: Two guys to a fight.

  • RustyxTrombone

    #17 In the industry we call them cigarette burns!!

    • Admiral Ackbar

      I stared at this one for a while waiting for something to happen. It just has that look about it and if anyone knows how to do it this would be a good one to do. Sitting there and then pointing to the "Cigarette Burn" and then going back to work. I'd like to have that one.

      • Jessica Condrey

        Damn you beat me to it 😀

    • Dpz

      nice big cock

    • AtomManhattan

      I was going to say the same, but assumed I'd be beaten to the punch.
      Never the less- epic flck, without a doubt one of the greatest. Read the book almost as many times as I've seen the movie…it's seriously that good, like most of Palahniuk's work.

  • BigDingo

    #18 I want that as a real pet so bad… gonna go watch that movie now

    • ahahah

      What movie is that from??

      • Ted Danson

        The Dark Crystal.

        • UPSgrrrL88

          One of the greatest movies EVER!!!! Noob

  • Donate to Japan

    #17 I'd fight him…
    yeah i said it :]

  • Kenny

    where we're going, we don't need roads! #16

    • Alejandro Loret

      apparently you do.

  • Kenny

    dammit…….it was already said. it is 5 am….

  • Honest Joe

    #19

    Have you seen the Shaolin kids?! I saw em do handstands on 1 finger on Conan. Amazing!

    Happy Friday yall.

    ~HJ

    • TieCieMatic

      a handstand on 1 finger. Is that called a fingerstand then ? *confused*

      • McBeastie

        I gave your mom a fingerstand last night.

        • TieCieMatic

          good thing i read that "how to spot a douchebag comment" book

          • Jak

            zing

    • Jayavc

      something tells me that they must use a cattle prod and a whip to train them….

  • Craig Finlay

    AHHH!! WHAT IS #18 from???

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-David-Embert/1041107948 Jesse David Embert

      Its from Jim Henson's The Dark Crystal. I think…

      • Ted Danson

        It sure is. That fuzzy little guy is Fizzgig. Nostaligia has officially set in.

        • Jcc

          Skekksies is friend!

          you used the creepy voice, i know you did.

          • Craig Finlay

            I did. Yes.

            • UPSgrrrL88

              I did as well. GARTHIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • zym

          As soon as I saw it, the whole scene went through my head. Tells Fizzgig he can't come, Fizzgig screams, "Fine, fine! Come on!!"

          Time to scare the shit out of my kids tonight with this.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #11 just my size of chocolate egg for easter
    cheers, morning beers!

    • prototyped

      lady gaga is totally pulling one over on that guy!

  • ShadowCorp

    #1 Challenge Accepted

  • James

    #20 just blew my mind

    • COCO

      I do not understand that seriously? What does the numbers mean.

    • BobSugar

      mind bottling.

    • playstationguy

      clean up, isle you.

    • Smokey

      The King of Time has balls on his chin

  • lijpe

    #17
    y u no gif?

    • Sean Woyna

      STILL staring just to be sure

    • That Guy

      i know. i sat for 2 minutes.. damn you chive!!!

  • lidalida

    #10 So… How about that weather?

    • GK-4

      gusty

    • McBeastie

      I'm thinking there's a very high probability of precipitation on her head and shoulders.

    • Brendan

      Yo can I perch on your hair?
      Has sex with your face.

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