Patty goes to a nutritionist (7 Photos)

For those of you who missed our first Patty post yesterday, click here. Patty would like me to thank the HUNDREDS of Chivers who sent emails of support to him yesterday. I've never seen Patty so happy - and that's saying a lot.

Today we met with the C.E.O of renowned Advanced Athletics , Adam Friedman, to discuss Patty's goals and his diet. It should be noted that Adam wasn't hired to help Patty lose 35 lbs. in 45 days, but rather to advise him on a proper diet to achieve long term health.

What we discovered was rather fascinating. Turns out Patty doesn't eat enough calories every day, he just eats too many calories all at once. When you don't space out your caloric intake, your body shifts to survival mode and begins breaking down muscles for energy rather than fat.

Then when Patty does eat, he eats too much. Overeating causes insulin to be released into Patty's bloodstream which, in turn, causes his body to immediately store the food he does eat as fat. Remember, Patty's body is in survival mode, it believes the food must be stored for later.

Then Patty took a body fat test. You can't really fail those kind of tests but I'm pretty sure Patty didn't ace the goddam thing.

So now he's on a regimented diet. A diet that will stabilize his blood sugar and release proper amounts of glucose into his blood allowing his body to burn fat instead instead of muscle and optimizing the weigh loss.

Next step, exercise.

As always, you can email Patty at Pattydontbefat [at] gmail [dot] com.

  • @jintonico

    It's theChive… i must click!!!

  • Proud'merican

    Patty, don't let them get to you when they eat dooughnuts in front of you like that. By the end of this little project I bet you get some sexy chivettes e-mail pics to you :0) Good luck, I'm pullin' for ya

  • reimy

    Good luck Patty!

  • James

    Nutritionist is not a protected title. Anyone can claim to be a nutritionist. Dietitian is the protected title. Go see a dietitian instead.

  • Kara

    I LOVE PATTY ❤ 🙂

  • Dennis Bashkatov

    More Sex with the girls in this post less time at mickey D's and you got this in the bag ….NO MORE McPATTY!

  • Texas Chiver

    Good luck patty, Do Work

  • That Guy

    Good luck to you Patty! I've struggled for years and it's awesome to see you do it publicly. The accountability to the Chivers will push you that much harder.

  • Jonathan Woodcock

    I can't believe I clicked this link. Thank Jeebus there were some hot chicks in there

  • Raziel

    Maybr some of the chivettes are willing to encourage Patty with milestone awards. Come on Chivettes! Somebody draw Patty’s name on there body!

  • V4vendetta14

    Pattydontbefat [at] gmail [dot] com is hilarious!

    Reminds me of Stan from South Park commanding his dog not to be gay… Don't be gay Sparky…

  • Jen

    ahnold- WRONG!

  • VampJenn

    #2 the donut pictures crack me up. i would punch him in the face if i were you patty. but you just seem like too nice of a guy to do that! you are a badass Patty! good luck babe

  • Jen

    show us your cock, patty. DO IT!

  • lfsg

    OMG #7 legs are AMAZING!!! so Patty needs some exercise, ask her if she will do it with you!

  • equalizermax

    #5 = Fatty / #6 – Pretty

  • obscure high movies

    one photo of patty should be taken every day in the same position. the ultimate weight loss gif should be created at the end. we'll see the incredible shrinking patty in motion!

  • Jimbo_slice

    hey chive… im single now. send a sexy chiver my way. thanks.

  • Dan Hewett

    as a fellow chunky monkey good for you patty good luck man

  • Sakura

    I think Patty is a cute either way. ❤

  • Jimmy


  • Carli Smith

    Patty, you're cute and you have great hair! Good luck with the dieting! Way to be healthy!

  • WoogyMonster

    Patty needs a smokn' hot (Chivette Material) personal trainer. If we are going to watch him loose weight over the next few weeks, we need some motivation to stay tuned. #6 Is an excellent example.

  • Sean Runge

    Come on Patty do it for the fat guys…if you do it I will do it

  • @elcocov

    Why the fuck is it that we care about this dude? What happened to the Chive man? If I want to see people improving themselves I would watch something on TV.
    Im just saying man, I feel glad for the dude but come on! I wanna see funny pictures and videos not some dude losing weight.

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