Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Andrew-Jose/579518913 John Andrew Jose


    • 1986

      hey ?

    • TheHomelyIsland

      I'm on shoe, I'm on a shoe
      Everybody look at me
      'Cause I'm sailing on a shoe
      I'm on a shoe, I'm on a shoe
      Take a good hard look
      At the motherfucking shoe!


  • lee


    • skuch


      Nothing the chive posts could ever touch the outskirts of the word lame to some people. Thats why u always bet against the public. You are a winner.

  • Anjin-San

    I've seen #16 in a C.S.I. episode..

    • Honest Joe

      He's talking about Los Begas.

    • Alex Kirby

      That's the shark tank at the Golden Nugget

    • GK-4

      My last line of psychological defense when standing in front of a shark tank is that that I'm on dry ground and they're in water. But if i'm swimming just outside of a shark tank i'll jump right the hell out of the water.

    • Greg

      At the Golden Nugget in Las Vegas. Looks even cooler at night.

    • Kris

      I stayed there for a few days and it's pretty freakin' cool. You can swim right up to the glass and the slide goes through the tank itself, although you're going kind of fast so you get a "holy shit, there's the shark" and you're in the pool. At night it's creepy taking pictures of them because only their eyes show up in the darkness.

    • jim

      Golden Nugget, downtown Las Vegas

  • Toby

    #13 Dark Side: you're doing it wrong…!

    • Darksoul

      Pimp Vader, he's doing it right to me.

      • DistractedIndividual

        "They call me Vada'…. "

        Vada' Flav, Yeah Boi!!

  • tommybhoy


    • OhSomeEvil


      The cats facial expression is "Make Love not Warz"

    • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

      I was gonna say meowcenaries…

  • Israeli_Rob

    #13 pimp vader FTW!

    • Ernesto

      use the force… to slap that hoe

    • bacon

      The clock tells me he was going for Flavor Flav. Should've gone with the viking cap.

  • Honest Joe


    There is a disturbance in the force. Something I've not felt since…..that ho gave me the bumpies.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I will show you the POWER of my dark side

  • Evelyn

    #6 sad truck is sad…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicholas-Allred/100001071570874 Nicholas Allred

      That just made my day.

    • Maynard B.

      Boo-hoo!! Poor guy.

    • speedingdemon181

      This is a cab-over truck. The cab tilts forward to reach the engine, as it has no hood. There is nothing wrong with this truck!!!!!!!!

  • mick

    I want one

    • DaddyD

      The bookcase or the girl?

      • TitoRigatoni

        The girl looks to be about 12…

    • dawnrae

      ditto. (both)

  • Jim

    #19 Nacho nacho man, I want to be a nacho man!

    • Yoda

      Just put it on a midget and have him walk around your party! Great party, you will have.

  • http://twitter.com/Sanja_Knez @Sanja_Knez

    #2 and #14


  • Alejandro Loret

    #19 simpsons did it

    • Joe Pancake

      Ever since i saw that episode I've wanted one of those. At least now i know they're real

  • PokePoke

    #20 monoraildogs, not quite as good as monorailcat.

  • http://twitter.com/Pasha723 @Pasha723

    #17, I think this calls for a real life retro video game post, Chive.

    • Cal

      They have already done it. It was awesome. and re posts were cool. Personally, I thought the Bowser one deserved the re post though.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #8 they actually did it! shaolin football exists!
    cheers, monday beers

    • shmews

      in merica, we call it soccer.

      • MrCynicalBastard

        In The United States of America (we are not three different countries), we have "American" Football (even though hands are used primarily…)…it's not as fun because you have to wear pads.


    #19 Whats more awesome is the human skull in the fish tank!

    • Maynard B.


  • http://www.facebook.com/unbelievableflows Cameron Hoehn

    #4 It's a TRAP!

  • http://blehbloh.com Blehbloh

    #21 That's not a pun, this is what Thursday ACTUALLY means. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thursday

    • DaddyD

      Duh …

    • metalcool36

      Thats because your the pun…..

    • monalista

      But.. yesterday was Friday!

  • mcsgwigga

    #21 made me LOL

    • nicker

      I thumb u down, just so u know

      • mcsgwigga

        Thanks nicker – if only everyone on teh internets was as honest as you.

  • Bizarrobear

    #3 Charlie Sheen was here.

  • anthonyG

    #1 Learning to do it right!

    • Ken

      Too bad the lens cap is on

  • yawner

    Not awesome enough.

  • Anonymous

    #8 like a monk

  • BigDingo

    #22 I feel like it…

    • ned

      whatever happened to this stuff, and yes all i could think as soon as i heard it was "do you feel like chicken tonight?"

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    #3 where can i get one?

    • DistractedIndividual

      Same site as the petite lap giraffes.

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