It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (35 Photos)

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  • equalizermax

    This is very interesting…

    First: Haters Gonna Hate… ————->

    • doodlecakes


      thanks fools


      -dc out


  • Barette

    I want to go to there

    • Nemesis

      It is called Mount Roraima, is located in Venezuela.

    • KMD

      where is Mr. Fredrickson's house?

    • yoselahonda

      That's Venezuela. Aztecs were in Mexico…

      • joeoby78

        Are you sure, were you there back then? No, so STFU!

        • GimletMike

          Read about the Aztecs. The extent of their empire is well documented. Or is doing a little research too much work. The argument that you can only know something if you personally witnessed it is invalid. So please STFU!.

        • GimletMike

          Errata. Is doing a little research too much work? Caught my error just as I hit send.

  • italybittaly

    I feel motivated to keep slacking off on this website

    • joe

      VCU!!!!! GO RAMS!!!

  • Bill

    Just got done looking at those same ones here
    So who's stealing from whom?

    • QWERTY

      Learn to read first, the chive just said they got it form verydemotivational

      • Bill

        I guess it would be nice if I read that kind of stuff. My bad.

    • equalizermax

      Bill, your probably new here…

      • Frylock

        Equilizermax, you’re probably new to english

    • SkyVader

      Who cares?

  • George

    #34 and #35, gotta love sexy motivation

  • I_am_elf

    God I hate that rebecca black song. I'd literally rather punch myself in the face.

    • Jak

      How's that workin out for ya?

    • Claude M.

      film yourself and post it – see how who gets more hits

      • Petey

        it would probably at least get more "likes"

  • WinningChiver

    #6 Rebecca Black Fanclub Meeting

    • SkyVader

      And there are no seats to take.

  • not first

    Firsties is the comment section equivalent of duckface

  • Cam

    I think most of us call it Peameal Bacon.

    • equalizermax

      In Canada it's called "Bacon Eh"

    • Wolfram

      If by "us" you mean Canadians, then you're on crack because I've never heard that term in my life.

      • Cam

        Next time your mom goes grocery shopping, ask her to take you along.

        • Wolfram

          Hur Hur Hur. I guess you must go shopping with your mom a lot, then.

          "Peameal bacon is back bacon, brined and coated in fine cornmeal"

          Pretty sure trying to say that a recipe with bacon is a generic term for bacon is retarded.

          • @therealMoose66

            actually the one that is brined and coated with cornmeal IS canadian bacon or pemeal bacon (as everyone in canada except you call it) without the cornmeal….its called ham……..DERP

    • sgdfgdfs

      Back Bacon

    • ostrichman1985

      I live in western Canada and we call it Back Bacon. The only place I have heard it referred to as Peameal Bacon was in Toronto. And never is it called Canadain Bacon.

      • Wolfram

        Exactly. I guess those east coasters like to assume they represent all of canada.

        • Guest

          Toronto's east coast now? Last time i checked, it was the centre of canadian universe. Where we eat peameal bacon, AND bacon.

          • Wolfram

            "center of canadian universe"

            My point exactly.

            • Alouicious

              South central….Maritimes are east.

          • spud

            Better call in the army, looks like snow in the centre of the univ-arse. And it's back bacon, because BOB AND DOUG SAID SO!

    • CBRian1K

      BACON RAGE!!! FUCKIN' Grrrrrrrrr

      • @therealMoose66

        Dear wolfram,
        you sir are an idiot. I am not refuting the fact that there is such a thing as back bacon or that you can buy it in a store. Back bacon (also known as ham) is taken from a part of a pig close to where you would find regular bacon. The point of the picture that we are commenting on is "CANADIAN BACON" which is made by taking your precious back bacon and preparing it with, as you said before, brind and cornmeal. without that process, it is simply ham or back bacon. the question that the little dinosaur was asking is what do we call it, not what do we use to make it, therefore you have the option to call it canadian bacon (which if you do and you're canadian, you are a moron) or what it actually is….pemeal bacon. Now using your reference of cordon bleu: can you call it chicken, sure, because that is what is made from, but it is specifically cordon bleu. so can you call canadian (pemeal) bacon, back bacon? hey, whatever floats your boat, but that is a common error to what it actually it…i am ashamed to have you representing Canada on this most awesome website known as the chive…….to the rest of you canadian chivers, i hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive this man.

        Moose…..FOR THE WIN!

        • lee lemon

          That was some reply fail

    • Bud Ugly

      I don't much care what has already been said in reply, but I've lived in Canada for about 21 years and I've only twice heard the term Peameal Bacon — both times not knowing what exactly that was. Otherwise, I've heard it called back bacon, ham, or simply just bacon.

      • Bud Ugly

        Oh, and I gotta mention TITS, because, well, they're always relevant.

        • JPuff

          Alright as a Chef From Canada here is the real deal… Bacon is the the belly of a pig cured and smoked. Canadian or Peameal or Back Bacon what ever you wish to call it is the loin of a pig cured and coated or not coated in Peameal (although now a days we use cornmeal it is cheaper and more plentiful). Lastly a Ham is the the hind leg,rump of a pig and it as well is cured and then is smoked.

  • Jack Bauer

    Second——-> Stop hating and troll me already.

    Also, #17
    'What do you mean? I can't see anyth…oh there it is.' o.0

  • dollys

    you do me a favor and you find her for me plz

    • bettingonthecubs

      found last week. please catch up on your chive before posting

    • PianoFingers

      Yeah, she's a german actress. Google "Julie cosplay". You're welcome. Oh, and please check up before you request.

  • Urban

    #2 LOL!

    • equalizermax

      Pedo Bear Headquarters….

  • DQd

    #21 Knit me a tit, grandma.

  • WinningChiver

    #14 Chuck Norris: 2 years old

    • LonelyAirman

      And, as many of Chuck's (late) foes have, over the years, the officers have badly underestimated the situation!

    • dasuperfan

  • bacon

    #30 Challenge accepted.

  • fibonacci5150

    #35 correction. Tits to duck in

  • Pat

    #9 True Fact!

  • jakehuber

    Yes I did need some motivation. Thank you for being right on time, Chive

  • Sizzle


    …now with 50% less funny

  • equalizermax

    #3 – Cock Loves Cock?

    • Jak

      She's all beak!

    • dasuperfan

      so would that be beastiality or homosexuality??

  • Wolfram


    Two Girls One Hole

    • 1 guy 1 jar

      I count 7.

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      I think it's called Peahole in Canada….eh!

  • LonelyAirman

    #9 I mentioned to some friends just this weekend how, compared to Tom Cruise's interview, Charlie Sheen doesn't sound all that bad (and Mr. Tiger Blood at least has the excuse of having ingested an ungodly amount of drugs)

  • imbrovvn

    #35 Bonerriffic

  • Diggy

    #34 ya fuck those girls who think they are hot shit. Everyone needs to be humbled sometimes.

    • JewLover

      Easy fella

  • wztarheel

    #35 Yes they are.

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