These signs actually exist (30 Photos)

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  • nick339123

    Because they've gone through enough or because it's a waste of time? #27

  • misainzig

    #20 Finally a sign I can relate to.

  • beavis

    #2 Chicken poop is a brand of Lip Balm, But still funny as hell.

    • Mike

      As a Walgreens employee, I must say: "FUCK THEM" 5 years of my life wasted. Even the managerial positions are dead ends now.

      • Chiverules

        Thats what you get for working at walgreens for 5 years

    • Steve Bradley

      I work at a store that sells Chicken Poop and Anti Monkey Butt Powder. Chicken Poop works really well.


    Challenge accepted.

  • tommybhoy

    #19 Cant beat a massage followed by a happy ending!

    • Catence

      And how classy of them to advertise so boldly.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #22 thats what i get for being a junk food addict. im not even suitable to being fed to wild animals.
    cheers, back to beer

    • ryan

      Don't the X's on the side of your name represent straight edge?

  • Anakrusix

    Punishments like #13 seem fair to me. I've seen more floating around the interent.

  • mn11bravo

    #5 I feel the bridge being out is more important

    • TitoRigatoni

      Thanks for explaining it to the rest of us, Captain Obvious

  • Mitchel Frick

    #9 well played good sirs, well played.

  • Tyler G.

    #26 This confirms that Patty's the Ultimate Badass! Chive on you daredevil you! 😀

  • ClariseStarling

    #1 but don't they know it's Christma- I mean, Hump Day! Hooray!

  • BeccaB86

    #26 – "Keep small children and incompetent adults at least 6 feet away from machine at all times"… that could be the warning label for just about anything.

    • hot carl

      i'm totally going to steal this sign & post it in my shop

      • GreyGhost9

        i wouldn't say could be, i would say should be

    • cantkillcastro

      I wonder if I can get that phrase on a t-shirt…

  • davey

    too funny

    • Honey Bone

      indeed. almost snarfed my coffee

    • taylorshaylor

      This is a Uk road sign and usually says "Elderly People" underneath. Also the chair is usually a walking stick. Someone's had some fun with this one!

    • Ian

      This looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels, and seeing quite a few shops in my time

  • Stafferty

    #21 I'm actually making a sign for my front yard now "Children Left In Yard Will Be Sold As Gladiators To Make Gambling Problem More Interesting"

  • Charles

    #13 should throw the sign away and say a 9 year old stole it from her lol

    • testington

      I think it is AWESOME when judges issue punishments like that.

  • CBDeadman

    Finally, a store sign that speaks the truth #7

    • mikey

      It's near MY house….the HAMMER!!

      • Timmay!

        Hamilton on the chive. Woot!

  • EZEE



  • MRob


    Check out the website mentioned at the end. It's pretty funny.

    • DistractedIndividual

      What is it? My work has it blocked 😦

  • misschris

    #30 – I'll admit, I'm intrigued…

    • fistchris

      well misschris, a public fisting for you it shall be

    • ROK247

      protip: lube choice and a lot of it is of the utmost importance.

  • Jimbo_Slice

    #19 I'm gay for LUSH products

  • ashley_e_love

    #28 Fabulous. hookers gonna hook though

    • That Guy

      epic sign but you can tell she is faking.

    • ROK247

      for the longest time i couldnt figure out what those things were on the ground. but then i did. haha

  • That Guy

    #1 i thought this was a different way to start off the hump day post. totally got my hopes up! … but it's F ing hump day! i could punch satan in his stupid face i'm so excited. a quick sneak peak for those who can't wait.

  • Daris

    Shoot guys, I gotta go.

  • Erich Backhus

    #* makes complete sense if you've ever had a kid. If you go past those areas the entire hospital locks down.

    • Erich Backhus

      Erm, #8 that is.

    • IMHO

      Yup, they get hella grumpy if you take your new wee one near there without a nurse. They even put on the wee baby ankles little devices that alarm if you pass these points. Not very useful as the kids tend to shed some weight right after birth, and so they fall off. It's all a bit theatrical anyway. You couldn't pry a newborn out of most parents' arms, except maybe octomom.

      • Herb

        When our little guy was born (end of 2008), they put one of those bracelets on him. Apparently if we tried to remove him from the designated area, the alarm would sound and all the doors would automatically lock. Very James Bond-esque.

  • Nicnac

    #28 three spent condoms and he's still pumping. Like a boss!

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