Apple products that made the cutting room floor (20 photos)

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  • zman

    I will take two! #3

    • fibonacci5150

      thats the only good one ๐Ÿ˜›

    • http://PSDtutorials.co.uk Pw1002

      Hopefully it has "when I got high" by afroman stored on it……. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Jim

        Because I got High

        • http://PSDtutorials.co.uk Pw1002

          Balls…… ๐Ÿ˜€ Well done Jim… ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Israeli_Rob

    lol'd at #14 and #17

  • Lauren Gentile

    #17 is just classic! Creative post. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • McSgwigga

    I'd buy #12

    • TPPP

      this actually exists! Check skymall

  • Piggy

    #15 please

  • bettingonthecubs

    iWant #12

  • Bon Rurgandy

    i dont think i would feel safe taking a poo on #17

  • Wolfram

    #7

    "Literally twice as many hydrogen atoms as there are oxygene atoms!" lol

    • TCB12

      And the apple turns blue when it reaches Steve Jobs' favorite drinking temperature.

      Funny Stuff!

    • tag

      Best one in my opinion.

  • Ebiggz

    #3 possibly the best thing ever. Nothing like listening to your jams while hittin' the bong.

  • Rob
  • TCB12

    #9 reminds me of Zoolander's tiny flip phone….Love it!

  • Dave Gal

    What about the iBrator?


  • Arnold Lane

    #16 might come in handy (no pun intended) for hump day chive posts

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #7 should definitely be apples next product. and charge $30 a bottle.
    cheers, beers

  • femtrooper

    I wouldn't mind having #18

  • http://www.facebook.com/St.ChristopherPinto Christopher Pinto

    I like.

  • boooger

    I don't even smoke but I want an ibong and an iball.
    #3 and #14

  • Gabriel Burgi

    iwantmoarboobies.

    Invent that, and iwillcare.

    • iAm1-NAMI

      the concept of an iBoob(s) firmware device was researched heavily by numerous male staffers at Apple who volunteered their time for the good of all men, but in the end all agreed that not even an apple product could beat the real thing.i

  • opiateofthemasses073

    The forearm thing is actually real, though I can't remember if that's the actual name. I highly doubt it, but I'm pretty sure the product itself is legit. Kinda ridiculous.

    • Pufffdragon

      Christian probably typed his rant and sent it in all from his iPad.
      Bravo Douche!

  • Dooble

    #3 #6 and #12 are all amazing and should definitely be made!

  • fObSS

    i dont even take the time to read you

  • http://twitter.com/LMFAOvids @LMFAOvids

    They are all great!!
    http://lmfaovids.com

  • nemesis

    Stuff Christian Lander likes to do #1 of 1. Copypasta spiels that nobody reads.

    • Musje83

      I read it and i LOL'ed. It's so close to the truth, it's scary.

  • nemesis

    #2 didn't hit the cutting room floor. I distinctly remember consuming too many of those in 1996.

    I love you! No, really. I love you. And you know what else I love? This bottle. And this couch.

  • iTh

    I thumbed you down, not because of all of the anti apple ranting, but based on the white people this and white people that… I absolutly agree that everyone buys thier mac, iphone or ipod to express there individuality and be creative, trendy and hip. The problem i have is its not just white people that do that. Black, brown, white, yellow and red.. I see people of all races making the same purchasing choice and usually for the same lame ass reasons. I personally have never owned an apple product and i dont think i ever will, i personally like the satisfaction of peicing together my own PC.

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