Daily Afternoon Randomness (44 Photos)

  • Brother Maynard

    Early DAR makes me smile.

    • Bob

      I've got nipples, Greg. Can you milk ME?

    • ThankfulChiver

      Maybe daylight savings has got John up early and workin'

    • Dirty Dingus

      Patty is below 112 lbs. Either that's a typo or that hottie is going to have to turn inside out.

      Also, #15 Shit just got real.

    • Lauren Gentile

      Agreed – ending the work day on a DAR note is the best way of all.

    • Mitch

      Any DAR makes me smile πŸ™‚

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    yes! early DAR!

    • That Guy

      the one time i can't get on to see the DAR it pops early. lesson to chivers. never miss the DAR. you've been warned.

  • zman

    #8 #21 #39 my day is now complete

    • Dissident

      You must have a lot of incomplete days.

      • 03_SE_XTERRA

        sweet mother of jebus someone must know who #8 is she is rediculous…also REJECTED…by gumby #15

        • Kellen

          Tineye #8 … you're welcome.

    • JimmyTankins

      #39 Adriana Lima – Always in my top 3.

    • phil

      i sooooo totally agree, AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Mikey

      Dude, those are plastic bags covered in human skin – fukin nasty! Lets toss the phony balony and stick with something that can't be bought. Shit, you could buy tits like that and but 'em on yer back fer crissakes!

  • Hugo

    #8 #9 I see what you did there

    • Dissident

      I did what you see there.

  • Jaf

    #35 Step 1: padlock gauges
    Step 2: throw away key

    • Smithers

      they will never have a job that pays enough to pay taxes.

      • Admiral Ackbar

        Potential for douche-bag but we need a better adjective. Maybe Ass Hat or Jack Holes?

    • Nazz1962

      fuck yeah, teach them brother-douchebags a lesson!

    • Shifftydarkie

      step3: ????
      step4: profit

      • DistractedIndividual

        Step 3: YANK!

    • Ryno

      It's OK to hate your dad.

      • Christian Lander

        Stuff White People Like 17, Hating Their Parents.

        This topic ties into a number of other posts, but there is no denying that white people hate their parents. What is amazing, is that as a white parent, there is nothing you can do to prevent this.

        If you are a strict parent who makes your kid have a curfew, do homework, and not smoke weed – then you are almost guaranteed to have them scream at you, write poems about how much they hate you, relate to songs by bands from Orange County and Florida.

        Eventually, they forgive you and thank you for the tough upbringing, but still resent you because their high school experience wasn’t a carbon copy of the OC or My So Called Life.

        On the other hand, if you are a super laid back parent who lets your kid go to parties, drink in the house, and you smoke weed together, you are only delaying the hatred. Because these kids eventually end up doing something stupid with their life – dropping out of university, trying to become a painter, or spending time in a Thai prison. At which point, they hate YOU for being too lax and not caring enough.

        But take note that this hatred can be used for gain. White people love to talk about how much they hate their parents, so if you are in a situation where you need to gain a white person’s trust, ask them about their parents. But under no circumstances should you try to one up them, regardless of whether or not you were an orphan, abused, or watched your parents get shot. If you bring this up, the white person will never talk to you about their problems again, and you will be unable to gain their trust.

    • JMikeH

      The only people who look like this are millionaires, felons, or millionaire felons.

    • kimboslice

      who gives a shit! if they want to loook like that, thats thier problem. and obviously they have enough money to get all of those tattoos. < 3

  • Random

    Consistently early DAR? I hope this keeps up.

    Also #14

    • Catch

      Yeah, it took me a while to get past #14. #39 as well.

      • SeeWhatIDidThere

        Get Firefox, it loads faster.

    • Guest

      Yeah, keep this up, then we'll have early DAR followed by late DAR
      and why not evening DAR, it's always the afternoon somewhere in the world

    • http://www.facebook.com/dewaldjohan.olivier Dewald Olivier


  • JohnQ

    #44 that's a hell of a butt u got there miss!!

    • Tank9000

      and a subtle lip bit if ya know what I mean =O

      • tkbaha

        i see what you did there:)

    • andfukyamoms

      you can see a little twat meat ifyou look hard enough

      • ken

        I agree and will give you a thumbs up to cancel one of these thumb downs given from obvious vegetarians (ie- homo's)

    • Del

      Pretty sure you can see some vag!!

    • Nom Nom

      Pardon me lady……I think one of you lips has come unstowed!

    • hahamanhaha

      Definitely labia poking out the side

    • Dumb

      I spy a pussy lip! Chive dabbles in subtle porn now, eh?

    • Nathan

      It hangs down like sleeve of wizard…

    • Penis

      I'm excited to see you too!

    • Sick

      common guys, you are scaring future chivettes

    • OwnerOfYou

      Lip Slip!!! Chive, you sneaky wankers you!

      • rawnoyz

        i can almost read her lips..

        • Lips

          No new taxes.

    • EZEE

      The new term is, "Lip Slip"

    • BigDingo

      Don't mind the labia majora either!

  • Nazz1962

    #4 Come at me, bro!

    • stonyjoe

      my money is on the chitty. that guy looks frail

    • M4DC4T

      #4 Come at me pus!

  • Johnny Tsunami

    #15 like a boss

    • Jak

      That shit is hilarious! I spit coke all over my desk and it was totally worth it.

      • quintus

        Gumpy protects the paint!!!! I'm way too fired up for bball (madness + nba playoffs soon).

        • AIYA

          Gumpy??? Really?

      • haterade

        that douchebag in the cut off sweatshirt is pretty funny too.

    • Rob

      Not quite as funny when you watch the whole thing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bbbbbeaver Ross Huddleston

    #23 i love your piercings. and #35 is the singer of a band called Suffokate

    • http://www.facebook.com/bbbbbeaver Ross Huddleston

      on the left i mean

      • haterade

        they are different people? fooled me…

        • mikey


    • Frank M

      It looks like she got drunk & then went nuts with a bedazzler.

      • MJoker

        don't mind. #23 is still hot, and i love her piercings πŸ™‚

    • McBeastie

      C'mon. Just look at those to pics you selected. Clowns. You look ridiculous.

  • boatdrinks4u2

    Pull out!! Oh yeah…sorry. My warning may have been a little late.

    • Rolo Tomasi

      Above comment FTW!!!

    • mn11bravo

      In her defense she is use to drinking from the kitchen faucet

  • Asian

    #30 God Yes!!!

    • Dissident

      Ba donk a donk DONK motherfucker.

      • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

        assparade.com…ima fan as well john lol

    • :-)

      whooo are these nice mamasss

    • jamie

      you dont got that ASS in asia do you πŸ™‚

  • Dom

    #12 How I feel after drinking last night.

  • Hoovus

    I was never too pumped about the new Wonder Woman……. not anymore #3

    • Admiral Ackbar

      New TV show coming this fall I think. Starring Adrianne Palicki who is HOT!!! I think she deserves her own Chive spread…..just saying.

    • RichXTC

      GIF, GIF, GIF…

  • docbrown88mph


    Pretty much sums it up….

  • Vic


    Dear God… lip.

    • Jason

      yep, theres lip.

    • Rob

      Made my day!

  • JohnQ

    #33 you're smile is killing me Lauren! πŸ˜€ ❀ it

    • nywolf

      Maybe cause it's too late here in Holland, but the little note she wrote didn't make me smile. πŸ˜₯

      her smile did though πŸ˜€

    • JohnQ


    • Ryno

      Me too, I would love to whiten it up for her.

    • Love MD

      I tried really hard not to, like I even tried to do the sad puppy face thing, but failed. Someone call Dr. Love cause your smile is contagious, and I'm in love.

    • Country Boy

      Must… Not… Smile… damnit, I failed.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ingelitza-Dido/100000538937538 Ingelitza Dido

        πŸ˜€ I lost πŸ˜› You're amazing, girl !! πŸ˜€ :X

    • Jeremy

      I swear your eyes look red. DEVIL WOMAN GONNA TAKE YOUR SOUL!

      • Lauren Gentile

        I actually do have amber-brown eyes! It's funny that you say "devil woman" because I've always thought my eyes look demonic in the right light. Scchhwweeiirdd.

        <img src="http://thelaurengentile.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/dscn5146.jpg"&gt;
        A close up for the hell of it.

        • aleXTC

          holy shit that is the coolest color I've ever seen. seriously

        • LonelyAirman

          I'm a bit surprised you didn't resort to your usual somewhat vulgar (and self-deprecating) description of you eye color πŸ˜‰

          And I hate to disagree with Jeremy, but you are the furthest thing from a "devil woman" I could imagine, certain occasional impish antics notwithstanding.

          • Lauren Gentile

            You mean… discussing how I have a bloody poop eye color?
            You know me too well! πŸ˜‰

            I have been called 'fey' by many a person (mostly a result of adventurous side and appearance) so it's funny that it translates into my pictures as well. Your comment about 'wolf eyes' actually is quite funny because that was my nickname throughout much of my childhood. πŸ™‚

        • corey mc

          your beauty makes everyday I see a pic of you so much better thank you

        • kiwypedia

          You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen in my entire life …

        • Geshko

          ::Jaw drops to the floor, speechless::

    • Lauren Gentile

      Thank you John!

      That's me sans make-up or really anything at all so I felt a bit iffy sending it in, but it's the message that counts! Nothing wrong with being silly at times. πŸ™‚

      • spotconlon

        I see a bit of yellow in you bloody poop eye color. But the real reason I am responding is because at first I thought you were Lindsay Sloane. (google it)

        I am still not entirely convinced that you are not her

        • Lauren Gentile

          I do have gold rings in my eyes so there is some yellow in the bloody poop haha. But Linday Sloane? I've been told that I look like a mix of Monica Bellucci, Eliza Dushku, and Emmy Rossum, but never her. I'm not sure if I see it but she is a unique looking lady! I swear I'm not her though!

          • LonelyAirman

            Aagh! The bloody poop thing makes me start thinking of all the different possible causes for such a symptom, and it's not pleasant! Mind you, such a thought process could lead to some rather more…interesting…descriptions for your eye color…which I'll refrain from posting here in the interest of propriety.

    • dub


      Not you are smile is killing me. That doesn't make any sense, does it? No… so don't do it.

  • Cake is a Lie

    #8 yes!

    • mark

      Damn crop tool!

    • anon

      do a tineye search

    • Drew


  • Nazz1962

    #44 FTW!!!

  • Brad

    #4 – I'm putting my money on the cat.
    #30 – Love the view!

  • Nazz1962

    #24 is just creepy!

    • escargot

      Christ, she is going to leave a snail trail !!!!

      • LOL

        Call me immature, but for whatever reason, I actually burst out laughing at your comment.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Hood/100001542124492 Chris Hood

      It"s like somebody made "Roomba Baby" grow up much too fast!

    • Anon


  • Mark Verlijsdonk

    i was totally like #9 after #8

    • Gaygone

      Seeing a chick that hot made the gayness come out of your mouth?

      • Nazz1962

        Lol I was wondering!! I don't get his statement at all, or the other guy's (Hugo)

  • JohnQ

    #28 Lucky elephant. how i envy him..

    • Bandroid

      Size does matter.

  • aosux

    #44 just shattered my monitor screen. It's a good thing I got 2.

    • Gabriel Burgi

      1. Save to computer.
      2. Open in photoshop
      3. Image adjustments–>Brightness (increase); Contrast (increase)
      4. Enjoy.
      5. Call me creeper.
      6. Enjoy again.

      • ...


  • http://www.facebook.com/GeneralDisarray919 Josh Craig

    #15 made my day.

    • Danny

      I'm Gumby DAMMIT!

      • Eddie Murphy

        SNL reference…..you beat me to it…..Excellent

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