Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Jester

    #2 Come at me Bro!

    • deepak

      #1 You know you're fat when you get food on you're forehead .

      • pat

        they should put him down

        • chip

          like youth in asia or sumthin' ?

      • bogart

        5 people get food on their forehead when they eat .

        • DistractedIndividual

          I see what you did there….not impressed.

    • Cine-Max

      #8 could be the beginning or ending to a great movie.

  • Anakrusix

    Lol. I love the little bear's expression on #22. "NO NO – BACK BACK F***!!"

    • human

      You find a poor little bear cub scared to death funny ? Rot in hell.

      • Anakrusix

        Lol. Chillout. Go get laid or something.

      • Frank

        Yeah, hysterical, overreacting things are funny. Like you.

      • human2

        That was so sad… Im disappointed in you chive : (

        • Deeveeus

          Oh chillout, its a cub a little scared of ANOTHER cub just walking over to say hello, Im sure both were okay

      • Eric Entreprenuer Glenn

        yes i find it hilarious and if you don't then you suck!

    • Sick

      Pedobear's nemesis, maybe?

      • KLAASy

        yes, the cougar

        • GK-4

          i see what you did there -_<

        • D.C

          Well played KLAASy, Well played

    • ostrichman1985

      Its not like the lion cub is attacking the poor little guy, he just leisurely walks over a log and the bear over reacts. Funny. Also nut up bear, you are bear.

      • Dave

        little bear crapped his pants hehehe

    • Matt

      i find it funny as hell only because the cougar didn't end up attacking the little bear.

      • Matt

        and P.S. i'm glad it didn't attack it.

        • testington

          it also looks like it perhaps happened by accident, you can see a guy coming to retrieve the lion cub

    • Eric Entreprenuer Glenn

      i don't care what anyone says about this bear cub being scared cause its hilarious as hell.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #19 hei bro! if i need help? no im good, just chillin

    • Frank

      She appears to be in udder distress.

      • majorfathead

        She's milking her break

    • Yeehaw

      Upon realizing this left her exposed to the bulls and unable to move, Bessie later regretted what was initially supposed to be a practical joke, as she was unable to shit right for a week.

  • alate

    #7 ok, I'm getting a Jeep

    • Todd T

      Awesome …. I see this guy about once a week on my morning commute. Never fails to give me a laugh.

      • alate

        where's that?

        • Todd T

          Raleigh NC …… I see this thing on I-40

  • dmm

    #2 molly shannon's at it again?

  • DCMOFO

    #12

    You are freaking out …. maaaaaannnnnn!

    • LT_Daan

      this picture just makes me feel uncomfortable.

      • Henrik

        It's better than a picture of Justin Bieber.

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      Nice Super Troopers reference!

      • Sizzle

        Can.dy.bars!

      • Ice^4

        Or is it a Friday reference? Could go either way.

  • hater

    #13
    open-face club sandwich…aaarrrrllll.

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      NICE!!!!!!!!

      (use an open faced club…..a sandwedge)

  • Quatchi

    #21

    You can do it!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

      It's like the entire internet is stalking this kid's life.

    • hungry

      yes he can and will eat the ball

    • Tyler

      anyone else had enough of this kid. Ok hes fat and not American, we get it. move on.

  • Bryan

    Love that the Chive posts this early for us night shifters! and Justin Beanber is going to give me nightmares for weeks :/ #12

  • Cristi

    #21 who the hell is he? It's like he's taking over the internet, one picture at a time.

    • hater

      or eating it- one pixel at a time.

      • kloaews

        eating it- one byte at a time

        • rerri

          eating it- one bit at a time

          • Oke

            "bit by bit" might have gotten you a plus one.

    • Maynard B.

      Future Sumo wrestler.

    • dasuperfan

      Its the love child between Rosie O'Donnell and E. Honda (streetfighter)

    • TestSubs
  • DCMOFO

    #17
    Has anyone else heard about this new fad, the Beijing Bikini? Silly crazians. http://thedailywh.at/2011/03/30/sightseeing-of-th

    • ely whitley

      I was in Beijing a couple of years ago and all the men do it- keeps the belly cool I guess. Not as disgusting as people spitting everywhere- even as they're about to put your food on the table. Or babies with no nappies (dypers?) but just a pair of pants with a big split up the back instead. Baby needs a shit? just open the split pants and pinch one off at the side of the road. NICE.

      • DaddyD

        Yeah, bare man belly has been the norm in Beijing for many years.

        On the other hand, my understanding is that they are trying to discourage street-pooping.

  • Say what?

    #6 Voldemort is a pussy compared to the other two, the drink with the little umbrella should be his. Glad to see Vader portrayed as a beer man, though.

    • IndoSuck

      Forgive me for not knowing, but who's the guy in the middle???

      • darkice

        Sauron from the lord of the rings

    • john

      This could easily become the most epic bar fight ever.

      • kswets

        no cuz vader would own both of them

    • kswets

      i was thinking the same thing.

    • whatlol

      Ok, to put the guy from Lord of the Rings and the guy from Harry Potter with Darth Vader is a fucking joke.

    • kevguy

      disagree, i think voldemort is a bigger psychopath than vader, just on a smaller scale.

    • zach

      sauron's the biggest loser there. he's just an eye that doesn't do anything. voldy and vader were and always will be bad ass.

    • http://www.facebook.com/smuhlenkamp Stephen Uhlenkamp

      This was actually a t-shirt from RIPT Apparel that they were selling a couple days ago. They're a freaking awesome site where daily the print a specific t-shirt and after 24 hours will no longer take orders on it.

      • testington

        not to get in some epic nerd battle, and not saying Harry Potter is better than Star Wars….but Voldermort would waste Vader in a fight…the dude is fucking magic a little bit of throat squeezing isn't going to do shit when your enemy can kill you but pointing a stick at you

        • Jcc

          Vader would block it and throw hans pizza at voldemort. Voldy would crumple like a little girl.
          nerd battle enough?
          IMHO the Wicked Witch of the West is even worse. she has flying monkeys….

    • baconfortress

      You sir are correct!

  • Bryan

    #15 saran wrap off of Kirstie Alleys last sandwich

    • Ted Danson

      Bryan wins the internet today

    • Sick

      Seriously, a big chunk of being a good photographer is being in the right place at the right time. that picture is amazingly beautiful

      • STU

        your amazingly beautiful

  • bbqboobs

    #2 My thoughts exactly when I saw the bathroom/closet post.
    http://thechive.com/2011/03/31/its-whats-behind-t

  • DCBizzle

    #14
    Red Bull, it gives you a suit so people will say your slogan and advertise for you thinking they're clever

    Fuck. I fell for it.

    #10
    Although still advertising this is bad ass, both are actually tbh >.<

    • ROK247

      red bull only gives suits/puts their name on the most badass things on the planet. people going fast and doing crazy shit that you wouldnt even dream of attempting.

  • Israeli_Rob

    #6 is EPIC!
    Please, make it a HQ Wallpaper!
    If you're with me – thumbs up!

    • nobody

      Search the image on tineye, and sort by image size.

      • TomTheCameraGuy

        I couldn't get tineye to find it, but I do appreciate finding a new website. Thats a sweet tool I'll have to use in the future

        • dasuperfan

          Wait till hump day then you'll really like that site!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Hugo-Huey-Castaneda/682393187 Hugo 'Huey' Castaneda

    #1 – "DONE!"

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Hood/100001542124492 Chris Hood

      I believe instead he is saying "MOAR!!"

    • DKing

      Why the f*ck is this empty?

  • bbqboobs

    #17 Um. I rather not.

  • JPC

    #22 – Remember that GIF where the tiny house cat scared off the bear? These two gifs lead me to the obvious conclusion….Bears are total pussies. And I leave now for the woods to test out my theory.

    • humanitarian

      Lets leave you in a cage with something you`re terrified of and it comes towards you ,we`ll see who`s the pussy then.

      • josh

        i think he was being sarcastic

      • dasuperfan

        where can we find a cage that'll fit your mom??

    • Bear G.

      Just make sure and sock up on piss…

      • dasuperfan

        good thinking bear

      • GK-4

        *stock up on piss?

        • Properjack

          n00b

    • andfukyamoms

      Ask anthony tredwill bout that

      • DaMan

        The replies just proved that chive is full of assholes. Losers.!

    • fibonacci5150

      I mean, I just wanted to watch a video of them fighting to the death really…

    • mith

      Let us know, or one of your kin let us know how that works out.

  • SidiousGunray

    #15: It looks like he's throwing a giant jellyfish!

    • Jimmymac

      I like to think it just came out the water straight at him like the balloon out of 'The Prisoner'

    • GK-4

      O NO! FLYING JELLYFISH!

  • JohnQ

    #2 "oh yeah, watcha gonna do pig, uh?!

    • Everett McAnnally

      HEY RETARD GO F*** YOUR SELF

  • Anna

    #22 does anyone knows the link to this gif video??

    • Special_K

      Here you go dear fellow chiver!


  • http://desejos-intimoss.blogspot.com/ Buterfly

    #15

    would love to go fishing there

  • RustyxTrombone

    #1 MOOOAAAAARRRR!

    • quintus

      No matter how many times I see this kid, I never stop smirking. Do you guys have a gallery of pics on this kid that you leak out one or two at a time, because this has to be the 6th and 7th time I've seen him on theChive #1 and #21

      Thanks for the post, Bob.

  • LT_Daan

    looks like water to me too, bear!

    #18

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