Cake or death? Always choose cake. (20 Photos)

  • Dub


  • BigDingo

    #4 and #9 are nostalgia/nerd wins.

    Anyone else get the feeling the Chive is trying to torture Patty this morning?

    • chuck

      it's also April fool's day.

      • Henrik

        Why!? Why on the sexy chivettes day?!

  • Cdog

    Dont look Patty!!

  • bryan

    Eddie Izzard FTW

  • Mmm_Ciao

    "Cake or death? Uh, cake please. Well we're out of cake! Well so my choice is 'or death'? I'll have the chicken then please." #2

    • Headfade

      "There we go, thanks for flying Church of England airways."

      • BloodScrubber

        I'm sorry. The Spanish Inquisition is down the hall, second door on the left…;)

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #17 is psycho. hope he stops at cake women and doesnt proceed to the real deal

    • trollface.jpg

      derpderp derrrrppppppp xD

  • PointBlank_

    #11 betty cocker

    • Nazz1962

      lol exactly!

    • BloodScrubber

      Gotta give props for her enthusiasm.

  • Netoward

    "It's a trap!" – Patty

  • locket

    #13 Carlton is still awesome today. Still enjoy watching that show when it's on.

  • TicTac

    #17 alone forever…ok and with cake tities…but alone!

  • Nastee

    Love the Izzard reference!

  • EZEE

    Dear Chive

    I am not amused.

  • FLHomesteader


  • Nazz1962

    #6 and #8 made me laugh

  • MacNCheesePro

    #13 was the best one, lol!

  • SoCalEst1977

    No CHIVE Cake Mom/Navy Wife? FAIL

  • crazydog

    I'll have the vegetarian…..tastes of baby.

  • Socalest1977

    Chive, Y U No "Kill Bill Cake Mom"?

    • Barbarann Garrard

      i know, right? 😀

  • crazydog

    now that i think of it, the chive should adopt eddie izzard as it's official comedian. funny bastard.

  • RICK


  • Spartaca

    Fuck this. Im going to theBerry.

  • Jason Ciotti

    I think there's a particular ginger chivette cake maker missing from this thread!

    • Barbarann Garrard

      thanks man.. i have cakes galore.. just sayin!

  • @Ambrocious

    Eddie Izzard reference. Awesome.

  • V4vendetta14

    #17, Fat, Drunk and Stupid is not way to go through life, son…

  • Beth Vogel

    #18 Pedobear's TV?

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