Cake or death? Always choose cake. (20 Photos)

here?

#4 and #9 are nostalgia/nerd wins.

Anyone else get the feeling the Chive is trying to torture Patty this morning?

Dont look Patty!!

Eddie Izzard FTW

"Cake or death? Uh, cake please. Well we're out of cake! Well so my choice is 'or death'? I'll have the chicken then please." #2

#17 is psycho. hope he stops at cake women and doesnt proceed to the real deal

#11 betty cocker

"It's a trap!" – Patty

#13 Carlton is still awesome today. Still enjoy watching that show when it's on.

#17 alone forever…ok and with cake tities…but alone!

Love the Izzard reference!

Dear Chive

I am not amused.

TEA AND CAKE… OR DEATH!

#6 and #8 made me laugh

#13 was the best one, lol!

No CHIVE Cake Mom/Navy Wife? FAIL

I'll have the vegetarian…..tastes of baby.

Chive, Y U No "Kill Bill Cake Mom"?

now that i think of it, the chive should adopt eddie izzard as it's official comedian. funny bastard.

#20 SOMEBODY ATE A PURPLE ONE

Fuck this. Im going to theBerry.

I think there's a particular ginger chivette cake maker missing from this thread!

Eddie Izzard reference. Awesome.

#17, Fat, Drunk and Stupid is not way to go through life, son…

#18 Pedobear's TV?