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April 1, 2011 |
In: Animals, Crazy Food, Funny
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Bad Chive, bad!
(But #12 really is hilarious. That look of regret… haha)
I want a pug. They're awesome.
Every pug I've known has sinus problems, sadly. But as a result, they make some of the most unique sounds. I've "snorted" at one owned by a friend of mine, and he snorted back. We ended up carrying on a conversation of snorts and grunts…not sure what was said, but I had made a lifelong friend by the end of it, apparently.
A random fact about the pugs I've met: most of them have Star Wars names (I know 2 Chewwies, 2 Yodas, a Boba Fett, a Wicket, and a Jabba).
Yeah they have elongated pallets. It's all good tho! I never really saw a pug in person until recently and it's got to be one of the coolest small dogs ever!
Its name was Gordon lol. My gf and I were thinking Ezio… from Assassin's Creed
Yeh they're pretty bad ass, pug crosses are the best way to avoid the sinus problems but purebred do have sinus issues. i have a jug (pug x jack russel) and a pugalier (pug x cavalier) They are awesome
hahaha, i know a pug named Jedi
dog clearly needs an alkaseltzer. that belly bulge looks dangerous!
Bad Lauren! Bad! Your supposed to be moving! LOL, good to see you are still finding time for TheChive, though. Break time's over now! Back to taking pics for us and packing!
silly pug! you cant eat all them pizzas !
It's so great how frustrated people are getting at the Chive all because they can't get thier daily dose of cleavage. And the Chive will not give in. That's the best part becuase they are laughing their asses off. The jokes on us. Deal with it.
Becuase the jokes on us. Cool
fuck chive. Will never come here again.
See you tomorrow
Good riddance then!
As much as TheChive is about the hotness of beautiful women (particularly that singular creature, the Chivette!), it's even more about humor.
If you can't take a joke, you just don't belong here.
? I don't come here for the 'cleavage' ..and I usually scroll fast through shots of chicks because I'm at work ..I come here for awesome and amazing photo's ..not to look at food.
has made me smile all day! but the offices might start fearing for their safety the natives are getting restless! :p
I am just bummed Fools day is on friday, if it jeopardizes my Sexy Chivettes there will be blood, green, chive blood.
we'll see. the chivettes will be coming soon. but the chive is about variety of awesomeness. cheese posts and pic of pizza from different pizza places. just want this chive day to be over.
They should turn the office webcam onto a PBS station and have it show, Are You Being Served, re-runs all day.
what do petite lap giraffes eat?
Your mom's bush.
#20 FIND HER!!! MOAR!!
Original caption was: "I Haz'm Corm"
#13: Kitten's expression (on the left) is priceless
#4 Being a penguin isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
Sometimes in life you are the killer whale and other times the penguin. See, the early bird gets eaten.
#3 reminds me of a girl I know…
"What are these lumps under my eyes?!"
"Those are your tits, madam."
Making a deposit at the Sperm Bank?
Naughty Zoey. isn't that a blondes joke?
When you said she had "pouty cheeks"…you neglected to say they were fur covered as well.
Because she always has a nut in her mouth?
I love how everyone is so mad at theChive today.
I love the Best Food Blog in the World
#9….WTF?! This peanut butter doesn't taste like testicles at all!!!
#4 whats the last thing a redneck penquin says before he dies…. hey yall watch dis!!
I love the orca's look of unbridled glee in #4.
#14 Charlie Sheens cat is also "WINNING"
#21 is what my desk is going to look like with out some real chive… that's just food for thought there bob
I am slowly dying a little more with each and every post…yet I can't quit opening them.
*sigh* me too…
#21 … representing the habit and attitude of every cat I've owned.
David Hasselhoff in canid form?
I've got nipples, Greg. Can you milk ME?
i hate you chive.
Why must you be so mean. This was funny at first, but now everytime I go to the Chive, I feel like a 30 yr old fat girl who goes here to cheat on her diet. Please make it stop, or I may have to go get a pile of cookies and fast food, and start gorging myself.
Fatty needs a cake
eat cake and die.
#15 Cutest Fail Ever!
Its was an advert in germany! Where they actually made the Poster smell like dog food!
the slogan translates into "listen to your nose"!
It's not really a fail.
It was an advertisement that smelled like food..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You win! Stop this food thing and get back to the website I fell in love with.
hilarious! love it!
#5 looks like mine!
#17 Not the cheeks I need today Chive…
WHERE THE CHIVETTES ARE???
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