Daily Morning Food Etiquette (20 Photos)

blah hahahaha….. chive is trolling the fuck out of us….and it is fucking awesome

WHAT IS GOING ON???? I DONT LIKE CHANGE!!!

Umm april fools post?

#16 is only really applicable in the US. In the UK and Western Europe we keep the fork in the left hand while eating. Tines pointing down and using the knife to push food onto the back. Means you are not scooping and so never need to worry about having your mouth too full.

I must say that some of the replies to this post surprise me. Are people really so ill-behaved they get upset just reading an article about table manners? It might not be chive worthy though, I can agree on that. But getting angry at the mere thought of using basic manners? Strange.

Someone apparently forgot to tell one of my uncles about #6. We were at a family wedding when I witnessed him pull out his pocket knife and begin to pick his teeth…right there at the table.

The Chive turned gay for April Fools day. Not Cool man, get back to the T&A or else

#10 please blow my soup!

I can't believe how many people got taken in… Wait, this is the internet. Yes I can.

wtf? rough day Chive?

THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE CHIVE… I WANT MY non food related TGIFs

This is not The Chive anymore. This is the chive, food blog now and youre just gonna have to live with it.

#18 Fuck it. Drink that shit straight from the bottle.

WTF is this, wow chive, loosing a lot of respect for you today

Somewhat bad show chve. Not all of these are even that bad and how are we suppossed to enjoy our meal while following every single one of those ridiculous rules.

#14 I'll turn my wine glass upside down if I want. I don't care if it draws attention to me.

Damn… I never want to eat again, sounds too exhausting!!! Enough of the April Fools post Chive…

#16

Fucking Americans!

what is with all these food posts today? weak showing

dear chive, im kinda upset with all the food posts today. feels like i should head on over to http://www.shechive.com and hand over my man cards….seriously, step it up and stop posting dumb shit…on second thought, keep the dumb shit, just get rid of all this feminine crap.

#8 MOAR!

#18 Find her!

lmao ppl dont realize its april fools day yet but really its time for the real dmr and dar!!

Yeah….we get it….."The Chive" is a "Food" ""Website"". April Fool's A-holes.

It's your meal enjoy it any way you want.