How to properly roast a turkey (16 photos)

first?

Put stuffing under the skin, it will keep your bird hella moist. Any leave the damn thing alone, basting ruins the temperature and dries it to hell.

Also stop torturing Patty, we won't get the wonderful Chivette pictorial support if Patty puts back on the weight.

thats a good looking turkey, that just made me hungry

Did The Chive get hacked or something? First this, then a post on manners? Oh.. it April 1st isnt it? Nevermind.

#15 nom nom, not giving us much to work with chive…

did these come from foodstockphotos.com?

its funny food friday!

thats the smallest turkey I've ever seen

What the hell is going on over there….you guys smoking WEED are what….LOL

moe..its april first…

brine! always brine!

that was……disappointing…

NSFW!!!