A few GIFS to kickstart this momentous week

  • ashley_e_love

    i can't look away from #8

    • Darksoul

      Snail trail

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Purcell/17815425 Adam Purcell

      This is what I got when I evolved Squid Baby.

    • TIZ

      radiation at work

    • bryan

      It's the three legged dog effect; you want to look away but you just can't

  • http://www.facebook.com/jacobbradley Jake Iverson

    #8 freaks me out

    • sigh

      Think outside the box, Jay. You don't always have to keep her on the floor.

  • Anakrusix

    lmao! After so many flips ( #6 ) of course you're going to lose count.

    • Dan

      You'd think they'd have a spotter down there.

  • metalcool36

    #5 Don't hate us, but do understand that this is our POV when we are talking to you

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      She looks a whole lot like a server where I tend bar. (Yes, I've told her about the Chive.)

    • emily

      yes boys, we know 🙂

  • theo

    #6 why act so cool to end up being humiliated?

    • Ams

      Being a gymnast is acting cool?

  • TZJ

    Took a while to get past 5 >_<

    • ronnie

      I like turtles!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Zavoral/502759588 Jake Zavoral

    haha #4 is epic

  • krassner

    #3 is kinda bad, it's from a german tv show, the guy never walked again…

    • bronkovotolato

      yeah, that's a little distasteful

    • Its-a me, Mario

      and his father was behind the wheel. Was the last in a series of cars, and he made them all, except for that one…

    • Sizzle

      Yeah, well, it was his decision to do something so incredibly stupid.

    • Terry

      if anyone can prove it,
      should it be taken out?

    • Woops+

      I've never seen that before…on the surface it's pretty funny.

      So the guy was seriously injured…that's sad. But what did he expect?

    • Derka

      If you are going to go all out, might as well go for broke!

    • Maze

      Well german TV never showed what really happened. This is not funny but shows what happened that night.

  • Sanman

    #5 Hipnotic bounce!

  • Michael

    You should remove #3. he is now debilitated

    • http://www.facebook.com/scubasteve4 Steve Bradley

      Well that's what happens when you're a moron who tried to jump over a car!

    • Dan

      Darwin is laughing.

  • Steeb

    hahah #12 sure brings back childhood memories…pouring milk was very difficult

    • Roy

      those things were heavy!

    • Nautical D

      What do you mean WAS very difficult?

  • Roy

    #4 cracked me up

  • BigDingo

    Try as I might, #5 is basically what I do every time, I just can't help it.

    • Sick

      The most i can do to be "nice" is the yo-yo look

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #9 is awesome! the monster truck back flip

  • http://www.facebook.com/heberc Heber A. Coll

    #12 reminds me of Big Daddy.

  • signtecampm

    #3 is actually still paralised. That was a german game show. The host has resigned after this accident.

  • Peete

    #3 really isnt funny, sorry chive. He made those stunts on that german tv game show to be hired as a professional stunt man. But unfortunately he didnt made the jump over the third car (which was actually driven by his own dad!). He is still paralized lying in a specialized clinic in switzerland. Its not likely that he'll ever be able to move again. On top as mentioned, the show was immediately aborted, and the game host (a lengend in german TV History), took that incident as a reason to retire from the show after 20 years. Its the biggest European TV Show called "Wetten Dass", btw. Would be very happy if you'd remove that chive. It's tragic and i would really dislike it if it would become viral.

    • Its-a me, Mario

      get off your high horse, its tragic, sure, but nobody forced him to do it. Practice makes perfect, and if you cant make it that amount of cars, then dont bet on it. And thats what he did.

      become viral? This is still not Tosh.0

      • Phondo


        • fishing4ducks

          Self-righteous douche-bag

          (Phondo not Mario)

    • Charles

      I'm pretty sure he did this knowing the risk as well as the show knew what was at risk. YOU can't just decide what should or should not be made available to the public for viewing! let me guess you're a "christian" and a bible beater and feel since YOU are offended by this then EVERYONE should be offended by this and therefore nobody should ever see it? soooooooo despise that mentality! yeah it sucks what happened to him but if people like this and those "Jackass" morons keep doing these idiotic stunts then i'm going to keep watching if not ONLY for the reason to see one of them have something like this happen to them, personally i think it's hilarious and now i'm going to show it to my kids and say "see what happens when you're a complete total retard and play around with your life?" Nice post, and good luck at your next church social, i'm sure nobody will realize you bought store pre-made potato salad instead of making it from scratch because you were too busy jacking off to pictures of girls with lower back problems. derp to you my friend!

      • Phondo

        Wow, you're the biggest idiot of them all.

      • GK-4

        what the hell does church have to do with this argument?

      • dibbs

        tl; dr…., anyway, it looks like you're an idiot

      • Charles

        Kudos to the Chive for having the balls to keep this GIF up and not listening to the limp dicks that are so sensitive and so full of their own moral b.s. they feel the need to tell others what to do with their own website. Chive on!

        • theghostofabelincoln

          Your confusing kindness with weakness and consideration for censorship. You'll get it someday…unless you're a raging assmonger.

    • EZEE

      The show was called, "Wet My Ass?"

      Maybe it shouldn't be on Chive, however, people who do 'death defying' stuff – sometimes death simply does not want to be 'defied' and says 'Eff You.' Then, we are all shocked when this happens? Like when Roy got eaten by the tiger. It was a tiger. It's what they do.

      • Ethan Shuster

        What's wrong with suggesting the gif be removed? Who cares why he did it. When posted like this, it's for people to laugh at. This isn't some argument about some inane political correctness!

        • Jak

          I say post it in the DAR too Chive. And what does being PC have anything to do with the argument? Oh, that's right, nothing. People are asking for the video to be removed because the guy got paralized and others are just not offended or directly affected by that fact. This is the internet people, deal with it.

  • chived

    #10 raises the question: "is that what i think it is?"

    • http://www.facebook.com/kevindecicco Kevin Max De Cicco

      What do you think it is? its a special kind of cats, they are born that way, cause god makes no mistakes, he's on the right track.

      No, seriously, he's fine, the tail on the floor is made out of cotton, I have a cat like that one.

      • http://www.facebook.com/p8ntballer8491 Alex Sinyak

        I think he meant "is that a dildo?"

        • http://www.facebook.com/p8ntballer8491 Alex Sinyak

          or maybe not, maybe i just have a dirty mind.

          • disturbed

            It's a Manx cat.

  • Lukas

    I gotta follow the previous posts and have to please you to remove number 3……..

  • http://twitter.com/transitshawn @transitshawn

    I agree that #3 should be removed.

  • tomnickles

    I agree what happened to #3 was bad, but it wasn't like the man was walking down the street when this happened. He was on a reality TV show, jumping cars on spring stilt, kind of stupid if you ask me. So take an animated gif down when you could go to youtube or anywhere else and watch it? Aren't we all being a bit picky?

    • Charles


      • Phondo

        "Amen?" You must be one those bible beaters that you sooooooo despise.

        • Charles

          yep there is a joke in there somewhere when a self respecting athiest that has a mind of his own and isn't a POS sheep says "amen" lol it's above you, run along to fairy tale class oops i mean bible study.

      • Bob

        No, I say remove. Lets keep chive a fun site- there are lots of sites you can go to see things like that. Accidents are funny if you know the person is ok after. Seeing someone die or permanently injured isn't fun- its mean spirited. That's why chive is so good- its good spirited humor. Next thing you know we'll be saying mean stuff about chivette girls!

        • Jak

          No, they are funny regardless the outcome. The guy made an obviously dumb decision and is paying for it. If you don't like to see it then close the post.

          • Bob

            So every person that tries a stunt deserves this fate? If you or a family member ever try anything a little dangerous you deserve never to walk again? Did you know working on an oil rig is more dangerous than stunt work? Do those guys deserve horrible accidents for the 'dumb' decision of undertaking dangerous work?

            • Jak

              My family and I have higher than room temp IQ's so we don't try dumb shit.

              • Charles


        • Katie

          Most of us would have thought the guy WAS ok if so many people hadn't freaked out about this gif. If he was trying to be a professional stuntsman, he was likely aware of the risks he was taking. Not exactly an injury-free profession, people die all the time from it.

  • Bud Ugly

    #9 is totally awesome, dude.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Taylor-Blissett/1764864971 Taylor Blissett

    Holy shit, is an understatement. #9

  • whatdidyousay

    Number 3 is not funny!

  • GetOffYourHighHorse

    people do dangerous things for money, It brings in viewers because of how dangerous it is. That guy in #3 is a adult he knew what he was doing, and he was doing it for money. If he was living ok up to that point he didn't need more money, which means that he was greedy… One of the 7 deadly sins for you church goers. So yeah it may not be funny and it sucks, but he knew what he was doing… maybe people need to learn from others mistakes and misfortune

    • jamie

      it's calles adrenalin not greed

    • methinks

      All the people whining about how the guy in #3 was hurt need to grow up. The world isn't fair, people get hurt when they do stupid shit like try to jump a moving car. Just because the guy got hurt for real doesn't make the act before it any less funny, it just imparts a lesson to be learned: risk your life for money or a rush and you might lose.

      I still laugh my ass off. But you won't catch me trying to jump a car.

      • Ido

        Of course the result of the accident makes the accident less funny. It's called empathy. You really should have some.

        • Jak

          There are too many idiots in the world to have empathy for all of them.

          • Ido

            I don't think its asking too much to have empathy for some guy that will never walk again as a result of a failed stunt on a T.V. show. I guess that's not a big enough accident for you- but it's plenty bad for me.

            • Jak

              One definition of "accident" is 'such a happening resulting in injury that is in no way the fault of the injured person' This does not qualify. I hear a fiddle playing for this guy and I think his dad is playing it. Maybe that was a little low-brow but again, this is the internet. Have a great and safe day everybody.

              • ido

                well i guess you have a point- still doesn't stop me feeling sorry for the guy or hope the chive doesn't turn into one of those sites that post deaths/horrible injuries no matter how stupid/irresponsible those in the video are. I don't think it will, I'm pretty sure the guys posting this didn't know the sad outcome of the clip.

      • Toby

        People on the show don't get money for taking part (they can win a car though if the audience votes for them). And knowing the fact that his own father driving the A4 crippled him makes this even more tragic!

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