Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • Brother Maynard

    #48 #48

    Hey hey!

    • Jak

      That ass definitely shouldnt need to be submitted more than once.

    • Not Necessary

      Nice ass…however…those are the highest socks that I have ever seen. Are you trying to hide unshaved legs or something?

    • Signal_Lost

      Thigh High Thursday – make it happen Chive!

      • workin_donkey

        I second the motion on the floor for Thigh High Thursday. All in favor respond by "thumbing up" and stating AYE.

    • financial aids
  • thomas

    #11, #12 – only the Chive can issue a douchebag Amber Alert

    • shoestring30

      Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.

      • TimNation

        I think you could've said 'doing it' at least 2 more times in this post. Try harder next time.

        • scorn

          Or you could just watch Pulp Fiction and get the reference.

        • Derp

          I think he was quoting Pulp Fiction. Maybe you shouldn't try so hard, jackwagon

    • Jak

      He should be beaten with the guitar.

      • Captnjack

        No, that might damage the guitar…

    • Scumbag Steve

      Gets free ticket to concert.

      Steals the guitar

      • Diego

        You should start a new meme of it!

    • busted

      FIND HIM

    • Sheenfaced

      Maybe you should be a real rock n' rolla and beat the shit out of him and get your guitar back, instead of crying to The Chive like a pussy!!

      • Jak

        Or…maybe he is a real rocker and had to move on to the next gig. Dick-licker

        • Sheenfaced

          Or maybe he is a pussy, like I said, troll. Now piss off.

          • Jak

            Or maybe you should try being a fuckin asswipe somewhere else. I am no troll, well sometimes

            • aosux

              C-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

            • Sheenfaced

              Sounds like a bunch of crying to me. Wah wah wah wah. Fucking emos.

              • Jak

                Emo? This shit is metal! Get it right.

                • BaJezzus

                  Sounds to me like Sheenfaced is the jackass who stole the guitar. Why else would some douchenozzle defend an asshole who stole someone's ax, 'less he's douchenozzle asshole?

                  • Sheenfaced

                    In what way am I defending the guy who stole the guitar? Can you not read or are you just an idiot? Clearly I stated that the pussy who's guitar was stolen should find this douche and beat his ass. That's metal, you fucking twatbag.

                    • troy

                      Thanks for dropping your mom off at my place last night sheen, will you come get here though. She keeps bitching about her piece of shit kids, I don't want to hear it, I just wanted to knock the dust off her.

                    • zach

                      RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!

                    • dub


                    • Trent

                      Both of you need to go back to 4chan

    • http://clarkbachelot.com beenhere

      Surely someone can find and harras this prick into hell… chive on.

    • http://twitter.com/whitsouth11 whitneysouth

      Kinda want to run into this guy someday.
      So I can remind him that stealing a guitar will never save him from his unavoidable "tool" status.
      And then, traumatize him forever when he remembers that he got his ass kicked by a girl for this little stunt.
      And videotape it.. And chive all of it.
      Sigh, a girl can dream.

      • Jak

        I, too, doubt you will run into him someday, as he is not likely to ever appear in your kitchen.

        • OJak

          Who the fuck is using my tag?!

        • YES!!


    • spartacus

      we need to crucify him, upside down, then burn it

      • They See Me Trollin'

        Anyone else just fucking read all of these comments?? ————— thumbs————->

  • Brother Maynard

    Should have been #48 #47 sorry about that, but at least it game me a good reason to post #48 again.

    • Dan

      We need a thigh high sock gallery!

    • Signal_Lost

      Well, here's a good reason to post this again too, Thigh High Thursday – make it happen Chive!

    • financial aids

      lol true dat. you got nice taste my man http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • Brodysseus

      +1 for thigh high sock gallery!
      these two photos will be the flagship for the gloriousness that is to come.

  • Big E

    #9 stores do this too. so annoying

    • KCJake

      I'm going to start wearing all my clothes like this.

      • Daaneskjold

        hahahahaha just dont make it ed hardy clothes

  • The Guy

    That vacuum really sucks….

  • chrisdg74

    #3 and #4. That is all.

    • barabotz

      we need to get her in a chive shirt

      • ROK247

        on normal people it says thechive. on her, the shirt says THECHIVE

    • Scumbag Stafferty

      Comment on the first page.

      Completely waste it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

    #39 yum yum

    • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

      chick on the left has some wicked thighs

    • nemesis

      Romania. Or University of Texas. Whatever. http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=29191

      • anonomust

        nice find

        • the dude

          aston richards

        • http://jameskruger.blogspot.com/ JAMESJ

          Everyone FUCKING lies on the internet.. Sick of it!
          Texas of course, Not Romania!
          Excellent find nemesis.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amanda-Felio/1503812434 Amanda Felio

      why is the girl in the back bloody?

      • Blumpkin

        She might be a zombie

    • Not Necessary

      The biznatch on the left needs to learn to use self-tanner! The one is the middle makes the photo though.

      • UpDown

        Her left or our left?

    • AtomManhattan

      Seriously, wtf? Why lie when the rest of the internet knows you're FULL OF SHIT.

      • cockfight!!!

        one on the right spends alot of time on her knees…

  • T.T. Tiger

    #43 All Day

    • Not Necessary

      …and twice on Sunday!

    • Reese Feldman

      Thank you for pointing out something I wouldn't have noticed by myself. You're a benefit to have.

    • turbosmurf

      Holly Moar Find Her Please !

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

    #41 aww poor baby. i'll kiss it to make it better 🙂

    • ted

      thats what you get for not making me a sammich

    • MigraineBoy

      You done stole my thinkings!

    • Not Necessary

      Nah fool! That's sick! You trying to kiss an infection? Boot meet Ass! That's what happens when you try to post on the DAR with old lady panties on!!

      • Marisa McFearless

        I am the owner of this battered booty! And they're not old lady pants, they're roller derby shorts!

    • Roy

      Lol, people on this site are so fucking pathetic.

  • Dante

    #47 #48 that's beautiful…best candidate for hump day….

  • Jimbo_Slice

    #11 #12 – That guitar cost like $1200 … find him!

    • wtflol

      Let me get right on that… because I care and everything.

    • masternatron

      and break his thumbs.

      • Doug Miller

        dont just stop with the thumbs, every finger 1 at a time.

    • Jeff

      I seriously think this is the first "Find Him" ever on this site…

      • Jimbo_Slice

        You may be right Jeff. I dont know if I should be proud or weirded out

        • Tofu_Ninja

          Hopefully the next DAR we see a photo of you with your axe (Blood on fists is also acceptable)

        • Quicktim

          I say be proud only if we find this D-bag. Vengeful retribution and hot chicks will be the staple of theCHIVE location program.

  • sarah

    #22 is amazing! I put that shit on everything

    • nojoke420

      I do too, best stuff in the world

      • dub

        Heck yes. This stuff has replaced salt… for everything.

    • cock sauve

      Popcorn, spaghetti, bloody marys….the "cock sauce" goes on everything…except your cock of course

    • Mr_Rob

      Hum… like, EVERYTHING??!!

    • Frankyfive

      I'll take Tapatio over the cock chili any day.

      • majorfathead

        Viva Tapatio!

      • cock sauce wins

        Thats comparing apples to oranges man…cock sauce goes on almost everything, Tapatio only goes on mexican crap

    • Ziggy

      Viva Hot Cock!

    • http://www.lazythekid.blogspot.com LazyTheKid

      The only food it isn't great on is Mexican…and even then it's not bad.

    • Frank M

      On the number 16 @ Jimmy John's.
      On Pork Dumplings @ Emperor of China.
      On Sushi.


      • Jessica Condrey

        Yes, ❤ this junk xD

    • Michael

      Gotta say, I prefer Frank's Red Hot.

  • Kawz

    #3 Why, hello.

    #33 Uh.. is that dude eating a sandwich?

    • Jon D

      because the gal taking the body shot brought him the sandwich before taking the shot as a good woman should.

    • Squooshy

      know how I know you're gay?

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

    #2 so cute that little fellow!

    • Ugh

      Don't be a greedy bitch, leave room for people who actually spend more than a second to post funny and/or entertaining comments.

    • Cole

      Is this at the U of A?

  • Finster

    "Donny, this is not the In-N-Out burger…" #1

  • pdiddily420

    #43 is SPECTACULAR!!! You should have saved it for hump day, but you won't get any complaints from me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

    #28 BBW? lol

    • Jak

      And by the looks of it, you should just skip your first 4 thoughts and go with the 5th. Maybe that is worth the space you take up.

    • Evelyn

      what a douche…

      • _|_

        what a slut..

  • neel

    #42 is awesome

  • Allen

    This is the post from Austin Texas not Romania. This chick is smoking. MOAR!!

    • Allen

      #38 #39

  • wztarheel

    #4 #47 Is it Hump Day already?

    • SeaBassEX

      Every day is Hump Day as far as I'm concerned.

  • Dan



    • Brendan

      I spent quite alot of time contemplating where it would be alright to wear that T-shirt. Every time I got close to an answer the chicks nipples distracted me. Well I'll keep working on it.

      • Brendan

        I've been working on this for awhile, and I think I've got it……..Wait is that statue picking his ass?

    • Confused

      Is that shirt supposed to be referring to skiing black diamond slopes or having sexual intercourse with African-American gentlemen?

      • guest

        its about doing black guys. some guys get off on watching their woman with another man and sometimes a black dude. Cuckold.

        • shazam

          martial arts … black belt … the dude probably knows some illegal ninja moves from the government

  • Seannerz

    #26 So hot… I just wish I could stand her singing.

    • Seannerz

      Well, I screwed that one up. On the plus side I think everyone knows what pic I was referring to anyway. 😉

    • Ba-dang

      It's less singing than moaning, at least in my experience.

    • xxxx

      i, for one, prefer these balloons #27

  • Casanova

    #23 FIND HER!!!

    • Chavo

      MOAR please!!!

    • Carmine

      seriously!! she is gorgeous!

    • YupYupYup

      Too late, I got her right here.

      • Nate

        Look up the band Spit Jack on FB.

    • lol

      Look for her at your local truck stop giving out $5 bj's.

      • aosux

        If the chick at my nearest truck stop thats giving out bj's looks like that then I'm going to get a rig this weekend!

        • Sheenfaced

          Do it.

    • RLF

      she's found. I messaged thechive, if they get back, I'll shoot some more.

    • Isabelle Basha

      cant be 100% on this but im pretty sure its claire sinclair.

  • hossmank

    #19 your wife has nice nips.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      …and does black guys according to his shirt….while they stand in front of what looks a like a statue wiping his ass. but yes, yes, very nice nips.

  • ale

    #6… LOL take that bitches!

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