Daily Afternoon Randomness (45 Photos)

  • Brother Maynard

    Ohhhh yessssss!

    • denzino

      so I looked at her mirror, there is no reflection…
      no reflection = vampire?

    • boboholic

      Yes Please!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/jjgwynn Jesse James Gwynn

      mirror mirror on the wall..

  • Cake is a Lie

    Dear Chive,
    Even though the DAR has posted, I will still check back every 30 min for an update… maybe one day you will surprise me.

    • fro

      i do that everyday haha, chive on!

    • Cake is a Lie

      by the way – the reflection wins in #39

      • Matt

        Duuuuude good find!

      • Jason

        uuuhhhhh AWESOME!

      • bluelu


  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #11 OMG patty, come on!! now that we got the preview, we want to see the full feature!

    • Mrbuffalo

      I sat on that picture for 5 minutes, hoping it was a .gif flasher. And then I realized that Patty only lost 11 pounds. COME ON PATTY, YOU ARE A BOSS. FOR THE GOOD OF THE LAND.

      • Jason

        suck off.

    • Weenie

      That chick is a complete attention whore. I sure hope she enjoys her 15 seconds of popularity on the chive before some other attention whore takes over as the chick of the moment.

      • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

        piss off. she is motivating Patty to lose weight

      • rockstar

        You know how I know you're gay?

      • Brian

        Agreed. Totally not worth a second look. Can't we get some hotter attention whores around here?

    • Jim

      For the love of God Patty, you can do it man!! Do it for yourself, for us, do it for the children!!!!!

      • Patrick M.

        I'm doing my best to clear off all her clothing. To infinity and beyond!

    • financial aids
  • toby

    #45 Chive, I don't ask for much but would you please find her… by tomorrow

  • haterade

    there is nothing random about half naked chicks. why not keep them in the hot chick posts and give us some good old fashioned randomness.

    • char

      I might be missing something here but i enjoyed the crap out of this randomness #6, #7, #8

      • haterade

        I agree. I just want MOAR randomness (fuck me for saying that, but really, it should be all about the random odd shit on the internets in DAR, not the random soft core porn shots).

    • younsee

      random – proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern

      keeping the hot chicks in hot chicks posts would be a pattern, ie) not random.

      • haterade

        yeah, that is nice, but there is nothing random about sexy girls on the internet. that is 90% of it.

    • ancillary

      some days there are more chicks, some days less. I've seen it filled with cats before. the randomness of the randomness is that some days there's gonna be chicks. John does as he pleases

    • whim.z

      Let me guess…you love unicorns, rainbows and dolphins.
      You may have a greater appreciation for the Berry.
      You girl you.

      • Choad

        Thats not really the point he's trying to make though. He likes DAR because it used to be mostly full of random and funny things, not so much for pictures of chicks cleavage or butt crack. He comes to this site to see funny pictures. If he wanted to see tits and ass he would go to website that was meant for that. The OP is just happy with the recent trend of more girls being posted in the DAR. Doesn't make him a girl.

        • Choad

          The OP just isn't happy*

        • Flappy

          I love The Chive, and although I have no problem with half naked birds, I like to browse the DAR at work, and I can get away with it apart from comments from colleagues as to why I'm looking at soft porn at work. By all means keep the hot chicks on the chive if you want, but could they not be kept separate to the DAR so I can look at work without looking like a pervy lesbian who doesn't know her limits on what to look at at work? Haha!

    • arstech

      I challenge anybody whose crybabyin' over the DAR to try it. What the author of this post every day does isn't easy. Some days are better than others. I'm a professional blogger and I the DAR is the only post I visit like a drug – which is exactly what it is.

      • haterade

        wait, you have been to reddit, right? they search reddit and pull the posts with the highest upvotes. I am not trying to degrade these guys, but it is not hard to find 47 odd pictures, where not one is a simple shot of tities or ass.

        here's my challenege to you. go to reddit.com start browsing, then come to DAR and tell me what you see.

    • dicey

      so, for those who didn't like it, who emailed the chive about it? I'm guessing NOBODY. cause you know what would happen if you did? John would respond. unlike the corporate machines like college humor and others who don't care. And that's what makes them great. if you don't like something, say something. otherwise sit back and enjoy B)

    • DURdaDur

      i have no problem with fiery baby chickens

      • Jessica Condrey

        Choad and Haterade….gotta say I agree:x
        Its almost comical seeing guys go buttfuck over boobs in the DAR….
        Milf Sundays, and Burn Your Bra, and Sexy Chivers, and Hump Day, SideBoob, Ass an titties Ass an Titties Ass Ass Titties Titties Ass an Titties O_____o
        I know the males wont complain…but the internet is the HOME of this stuff…Why conform so bad Chive?

  • Cjjj

    I ❤ DAR

  • Yuko

    I could say soooo many dirty things about #33


    • dasuperfan

      i could say so many yummy things there's two in particular that keep popping in to mind

      • The Dude

        Why not

        Fun Bags

      • Tom

        titty fuck

  • parry

    This has no relevance to any of the above photos but I think it's time to have a chive meetup.

    • DMIID

      This has no relevance to any of the above comments but I think #5 is the best example of sideboob I have seen in a long time.

    • haterade

      we could totally spike our hair and wear shiney shirts and like check out hot chicks on the internet and then maybe even like take some bitches to pound town after.


      hate hating hated haters hate hate.

  • disturbed

    #1 I want to go to there #5 EPIC! Want to go to there too!

    • element

      As do I my friend, as do I….

  • WinningChiver

    #8 is not but #9 is

    • CudaMan

      I would have also accepted #5

  • HankT

    #13…There is nothing subtle about her hotness that's for damn sure….

    • Maynard B.

      Sorry guy, she's a skank.

  • Jimmy

    can't wait for hump day now..and c'mon PATTY WE NEED THE UNCENSORED PART!

  • anvil

    i suddenly have the urge for a mid-afternoon transcontinental coffee flight #38

    • Cauliflower Ears

      If you live in the San Francisco Bay Area Vietnamese Coffee Shops like this are all over the San Jose area…just saying 🙂

    • MGP

      Yea these are actually in California

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Louis-Yang/1803215488 Louis Yang

      drink the free water/tea they give you, and drink it fast. the more they have to refill, the more they come by

    • Gevth

      And this are coffee shops in downtown Santiago, Chile: http://www.google.com/images?q=cafe+con+piernas&a

      • Zip

        Chile wins, GG Vietnam but no dice.

        • Dillon Turcotte

          Well to california I will go!

      • schango

        Looking at some of those pictures, I don't think I would drink anything from there.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Florian-Shena/1147038093 Florian Shena

      You know they're all dudes wright?

      • Stevo

        you know they aren't 'wright' ?

  • Joe

    #3 – That's a nice Tarpon.

    • Jak

      What harpoon? Wait, that doesn't work here

      • Meep

        he said tampon! not harpoon

  • ydodonutshave2die


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    • financial aids

      lol nice fail. You like being a lonely loser, don't you? You like it when you thumb you down cause you like thumbs in your… http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • Arnold Lane

      You might've been 1st if you'd used a shorter name like me-a-douche

  • ISU Birds

    #32 Oh my That is something special right there boys.

    • barabotz

      well worth the money she spent on them…

      • WillDover


  • keithp420

    #45 how I'd like to end my afternoon…

    • keinbockaufnamessuche

      best thing is: with the different time zone I live in, this is my start in the day! Awesome!

  • Tittensuppe

    Only #45 could be a better hotty than #37

  • http://www.facebook.com/thaipaige Ty Paige

    #11 Patty, you'll be my all time hero

  • Interesting

    #37 Jealous…

    • Eddie

      Me too.

    • Adrian

      Yeah same..

    • jake

      definitely jealous, plus these guys are badass i would never be able to fall asleep with 2 man eating cats at my feet

    • katerina zoi

      wanna be there. i m about to ask for ways to go

    • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

      Only problem is that their girlfriends are 'cheaters'…


  • HeavyD

    #32 drink it all baby!

    • financial aids

      I'd like her to drink my.. nevermind. http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • Charlie Brown

      Horrible taste in beer, just horrible……

  • pdiddily420

    #9 and #39. I'm really loving the ass cleavage shots that have been getting posted lately.

    #33 and #42. goofy tongue bite is hot! Shows that sexy ass chics are fun and down to earth. Let's get a gallery of hot chics making goofy faces.

    • keinbockaufnamessuche


  • Bryan Barbeau


  • J-Roc


  • http://projectmason.com Scott

    Seconded. If not tomorrow, then really soon is fine.

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