Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • starin1

    #8 Get that out of here, who doesnt like bacon?!

    • financial aids

      wrong picture, bro http://www.oneadayporno.com

      • Anon

        I sense a DDOS fatwa on your website is in your future.

    • JeZZa

      I'm wondering where shes going to find a 6 foot turkey on white?

  • Dagoth Wit

    #1 Not a single fuck was given

    • AlwaysSunny

      In southern Thailand, chillin' like a boss

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

      I would have gone with

    • Steps

      1. Find random picture
      2. Insert overused meme comment, regardless of whether it fits picture or not
      3. Get thumbs up
      4. Winning

      • iAm1-NAMI

        Step Q) Find random comment
        #SIX) Insert overused snot-nosed criticism (who gives a f…. anyway?)
        Agent 99) Get thumbs Down
        Triple Zed Alpha) => Losing

        • How To Be a Douche

          1. Find honest and applicable criticism
          2. Post a condemning reply, as though speaking on behalf of everyone
          3. Try to look cool by appearing not to care
          4. Pat self on the back
          5. Remain a douche

          • HHow to be a troll

            1.Have no life
            2.Find a honest comment condemning a different honest comment
            3.go to defense of first douche as though speaking on behalf of him
            4.Pat yourself on the back right after mocking someone else for it.
            5.Not get it right anyway as you did not en with Losing or Winning.

            • iAm1-NAMI

              I seem to have struck a nerve Mr HTB Douche, but about your point 3
              I was not trying to appear not to care, (which seems almost the same) I do care, but about what is a bit unclear here. I always care, being a highly emotional, and very touchy person myself.
              Also I freely admit I'm not cool and everybody knows it. I've always been an oddball nerd and I'm not saying that to be some sort of "inverse cool". Nor did I say <that> to be reverse-inverse-cool (recurse to infinity .. and beyond!)

  • Domadin

    The only Non-ass related thing I've stared at for more than 30 seconds.

    • Anon

      the switch of pictures by thechive is priceless here. At least I hope thats what happened… either that or pedobear is posting here now.

    • Rosalita

      Because it took Domadin 30 seconds to actually read the whole sign…

    • Pdbr

      I approve.

  • HardCoreMike

    #17 – Can't read it… fuck off.

    • Dagoth Wit

      It says your mother is a giving woman.

    • financial aids

      are those just her hairy as hell legs? http://www.oneadayporno.com

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steve-Shaw/669440656 Steve Shaw

        Fucking shameless spammers.

      • Erik von Markovik

        Hey f*ckface I am trying to get some work done here. The last thing I need is a call from IT wondering why I am getting on some jackoff site.

      • sync

        I'm thinking it's a T-shirt. That said, hot.


    I kept waiting for Kurt Russell to bust out of that.

    • Richard

      or Richard Dean Anderson

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

      Or Macguyver

    • Ey-OH

      Or your mom… Wait, nm, she wouldn't fit through there.

    • tag

      I've been driving through Wyoming when stuff like this drives by (not the effect of course). Just makes you wonder, cause there is NOTHING in Wyoming.

      • BloodScrubber

        Five initials definately mean something in Wyoming….N.O.R.A.D

  • PointBlank_


    • BobSugar

      nailed it.

    • fibonacci5150

      seriously though I don't even care that I could read this one, I'll tilt your moms screen door open and slide right in whoever keeps making me rage with these pictures….

    • jojo

      i dont get it

    • big deal

      fuck yeah she is, but im still taking her out for a nice dinner.

  • gofistyourself

    you leave mom out of this !!!!!

    • financial aids
      • JstevensF

        Seriously what's with the porn advertisements? You're preaching to choir here.

  • tommybhoy

    #2 Its a Trap!! But at least I get a free beer…..

  • disturbed

    Morning Chivers! #12 I'll throw in a couple bucks…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Hugo-Huey-Castaneda/682393187 Hugo 'Huey' Castaneda

    #18 – "O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree; O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree…"

  • http://www.facebook.com/VashCarrison Peter Rios


  • ilovelemonsquares

    #2 no stick holding the 'trap' up? fake! it's safe to get the beer!
    but you go right ahead, bro…

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #14 Jesus, the trailer years
    #7 let the bullying begin. hey buddy, is that the sammich you have during your period?

    • Birdhaus32

      And it's a 6 foot sub! Not 6 inch. Fatass indeed.

      • JBinNC

        that's exactly what I thought

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Bitches love bacon

  • ilovelemonsquares

    #19 baby on the verge of crying? not cute.
    but us, pandas, we're cute all. the. time.

  • bbqboobs

    #3 Scared me and I thought #10 was gonna fall. I think I'm having issues today.

  • lutjiano

    Ok i really need to go to school now

  • tits_mcgee_

    #16 now THAT is well played…

  • PianoFingers

    Did you guys already remove a pic?
    The comments seem bad in sync with the pics.

  • todd

    #7, No Bacon? Ass probably not worth looking at anyway…

  • Derp

    #7 Everything tastes better with bacon.

  • http://twitter.com/ensergio @ensergio

    #15 Like a Boss

    • YOyo

      ENOUGH! Come up with something funny and original for the love of god!!

      • aosux

        I'll take funny OR original for fuck sakes

  • mikewb2

    #7 Your ordered a 6 foot sub, you're kind of a fat ass.

    • Biz

      I thought the same thing haha

    • Chavo

      Im glad someone else noticed. I thought that was the joke. Should have cut to picture of 6 foot sub being delivered.

    • Birdhaus32

      I noticed the exact same thing but which one is worse? The person who ordered the 6 "foot" sub or the person who didn't notice they ordered a 6 "foot " sub?

  • -KhmerStory-

    #10 You're doing it right.

  • ry ry

    Looks like there's a pic deleted…

  • Laurie

    #16 FAIL No need to bring my mom into this!

    • Doing Your Mom

      Your mom brought herself into this. Btw, she says she'll be home soon.

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