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April 6, 2011 | In: DAR, Random

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tommy

Congrats #43 and welcome to the DAR

toban

rock on
Justin Simas

Well done #43!

the reece

congrats

????

ya rock the cue ball while you kick cancer's ass!
http://www.facebook.com/masternatron Nathan Bowen

No more Cancer. glad to hear that story. Cancer can go to hell. in fact Cancer can go to wherever Paula is.

http://www.facebook.com/masternatron Nathan Bowen

(not really. I don't hate Paula that much.)

Spacemanspiff

Rock the hell outta life kid! B)
Arnold Lane

Thanks for redeeming the chivelry. I was beginning to lose respect after a gif depicting cum shots to kids faces, comments joking about rape (not getting thumbed down from our community) and spelling out the chive in cocaine? What happened to the Chive that has good clean fun, donating money to a small firehouse about to go under, encouraging women who put their natural selves out there against super-shopped, supermodels, among many other good traits. We can go anywhere on the internet for that trash. I vote for good clean, harmless fun. Not a bathroom wall for creepers.

darling

the chive was not becoming a bathroom wall for creepers. look at the last 4 days on the chive for example. one day it was a food blog. there was one oversexed DAR yesterday and everybody thinks the chive has abandoned their core . here's what i've seen – a site that used to scrape from everybody else to a site that's not got more and more original content.

and they still celebrate the crap out of real women. last week's sexy chivers was the best ever.

jenny

kind of agree with darling. i think arnold is citing and overstating some specific cases that doesn't represent how awesome i think the chive is. it's always toed the line. i'm a girl and i don't mind it. that said, way to go #43
Arnold Lane

How is 58 thumbs up for the following statement celebrating women? "Lets not turn this rape into a murder" from the pick up lines earlier today.

Bud_kk

Its a joke! shit me just have a sence of humour, its not harmful.

ken

I actually thought it was one of the best pick up lines – mine got a ton of thumbs down and I felt sorry for myself.
Finn McCool

*sense – dumbass

haterade

used to scrape? that is their core. they take all the stupid pictures from the internet and put it in one easy to digest page.

but the chivers have gotten fat on the douche the chive has been feeding them lately.

mark

ah, haterade is back dissing the chive… which was fine yesterday but you're still here. my point – the chive is different for everybody. haterade loves the chive b/c he can hate on it. I like the chive cause boobs.

haters gonna hate. never been more true the chive has reached critical mass and at that level errbody has an opinion. the chivers haven't gotten fat on any douche. stop upvoting this guy ^^

parker

here here! god bless the chive. where else we gonna go?

haterade

the source, i.e. reddit?

and yeah, i am a hate hating hated hater. deal with it.

denise

you love the chive, haterade, you want to have like 10,000 chive babies

ShakeyTheMoyle

They did take a trip to the PlayBoy Mansion….that may explain things=/

OH YEAAAH

At least the STDs.

Tom

Seems like someone hasn't been getting fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd:'s from Grandma lately…
mike

the chive has always ended the Hump Day with a horrible gif. the He Man cum gif today was hilarious. It was upvoted for just that reason. it's a joke. and funny is funny
Steveystevesteve

I'm with Arnold as far as the rape comments go. Reminded me of one of those chan sites. I'd really hate to see the Chive head in that direction at all and rape jokes are a first step toward it imho.

DCMOFO

Diagnosed with cancer….

…..Gave cancer 18 months to live.

Jay

Just an awesome fucking comment there.
Anthony

Awesome comment. Made me think of John Q

FeeFeeG

So excited for you girl! We are all SO PROUD OF YOU! God is GOOD! <3

-FeeFee

Sry2CreepBut

Your profile pic is amazing!
God

I don't exist.

JstevensF

My office is now covered in coffee after i laughed so hard I knocked it over.

Really?

She was strong enough to face cancer, let's not discredit her by thanking god. Kthx.

KyleHeier

Couldn't just let it go could ya?

Katie

No, she is good.
Mmm_Ciao

God would be the one who gave it to her in the first place, but let's not focus on the negative and just give credit to God for the good things that happen.
j22

Why so many God haters?

Sushi Machine

big ups, #43. (Yeah, Buddy!)
Sick

thumbs up for defeating cancer LIKE A BOSS!!!
That Guy

Get this chick her own gallery!
Chiefer

Rock on! Godspeed and don't forget to do all the things you thought about doing while beating that aweful disease. Best of luck in the future!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Dawn-DuBois/507725936 Dawn DuBois

You FUCKING ROCK<GIRL!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

Seriously… what is cancer?

Mello

YEEEAAHHHH congrats …. very happy for u
musetv

well done 43! you kicked cancer's ass!!!!
BloodScrubber

Well done 43! Without even knowing you, or you knowing me…you just made my day.
Chive on beautiful.
This Is Me

Excellent work, Agent 43.
switch_24

#43 have an epic life! =) and welcome to DAR
financial aids

I'm glad you made it. My prof knew someone who went through 4 rounds of chemo but he never made it. I wish you the best of luck. http://www.oneadayporno.com
Chaos

Kicked cancers ass, LIKE A BOSS.
bull1123

And THIS is yet another reason why I love The Chive! Not only did it grant a wish to #43 who kicked the hell out of cancer, but it was the very first post for today's DAR! You guys are amazing and GODSPEED to 43!!! May we all be so lucky as to appreciate life like you do!
Concerned Voter

Heck yeah! Congrats…..here's to living life to the fullest….Chive On!
KeyserSoze

Fuck cancer! You rock!
Bob B.

BTW she's F'n Hot. Congrats on beating cancer
azbtchs

You're gorgeous. Way to kick that cancer in the nards!
Sidsaint

awsomest!…..im prettey thats a word othervice civers invented it….we are like shakespere!
Zip

Damn tommy, mad ups…Yo.
Jay

Definitely cute with the cueball look (not many girls can pull it off, honestly). Very happy for you
Surf and Snow

Way to be a fighter!!!
fabio

Congratulations.
Schrodinger

1057 thumbs up (at this count)?!? Holy God, I love Chivers. Thank you for restoring a little faith in mankind!
http://www.facebook.com/robinis Robertas Klemanskis

You know you're the BOSS when you beat cancer. BOSS on
paulhitchcock

Out-friggin'-standing! I have no idea who you are, and I'm not ashamed to admit my eyes are a little moist with happy tears right now.
Durka

Make her a sexy chivette! Rock on girl!
Spencer

fuck yeah its 630 am here and you just inspired not only my day but my most likely the rest of the week. chive on
cristian

you are awesome!!
Geshko

FUCK CANCER!
You rock the cue ball better than Sinead O'Connor and Britney Spears ever could!
I wish you many more happy years! (and hopefully more appearances on the DAR!! ^_^ )
mike

Congrat! Proud of you! keep on Chivin'!
Sunbern

Beautiful Girl, you are officially cooler than Bill Murray.
rishi_11_2002

cong[fuckin]rats

Brother Maynard

#45 The Ends to a good DAR.

http://www.facebook.com/MacheteJack Carl R. Evans

its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif . . .
https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

1 in the hand is worth 2 in the bed
http://www.facebook.com/shane.plaskett Shane Plaskett

instant new favourite picture

DCMOFO

#40 Thank god for hump day.

financial aids

The Chive is my new temple. http://www.oneadayporno.com
Boehner

I think it's actually The Chive who posts on humpday, not god. Give credit where it's due.

Jak

There is a lot of God hate going on in here. I don't care, just sayin'

Whatevs

Can't hate something that doesn't exist.

Dan

God gave these girls their great asses.

Cake is a Lie

This posts lives up to the DAR name… #6 WTF?

jimbo

MOAR!!!!
abelinkin

The Imperial Forces really lost their ability to inspire fear once they revoked their "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
JJJ

epic troll
kingblc

Can't believe no one has said this yet……It's A Trap!!!!
Sorry, I felt obligated.

Cake is a Lie

Nice work #43!!

Jeremy

Double congrats!

DCMOFO

#22
And very good detective work good sir.

ERT

Thanks!

Name is Jenny Stevens… gotta look for her on Facebook. Too generic of a name for Google apparently…

Somedude

Sorry bud, that's a fake facebook profile. It's just one big add for some facebook threesomes website.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000020361…

they just pulled a few hot pics from the interwebs where you can't really see the girls face so they could play them off as the same girl.

mikey

I think there is more fake here than the profile…….girls, STOP the BOTOX!!

Quixote

He's like the batman of booties.
FeeFeeG

She's very pretty, but doesn't look real! Maybe I'm just jealous… <3

ethomson

Ummm…I see no reason for you to be the one that's jealous!

Sherlock u are not

I call BS on the 2nd ass being hers. Why is her ass half the size in the first pic than the second?
Also, hair is different. Not like I really give a shit either way…both girls are smoking hot. Just sayin, you are not exactly sherlock holmes
http://www.facebook.com/people/Billy-ONeill/1370730059 Billy O'Neill

so sexy
:-O

oh god, turn her back over

trollface.jpg

i just wanna know who the third girl is please…. fapfap

Anakrusix

I know this is irrelevant to DAR… but what the hell happened to Audrey Lynn's photos? They've been removed. She was my favorite Chivette!

Randamn

Underage

Anakrusix

Really?

FBI

You better believe it. Where do you live again?

Well Played

hahaha nice

yuri

i favorited them and now theyre all gone

ohgodmoreplease!

#5 royal hoverhand!

McAvoy

or a shallow hal reference
FeeFeeG

I know, right?! Touch her! <3
AnyoneForCoffee

Dammit, man. If she's touching you, it's alright to touch her back!

Well, not anywhere. Obviously.

In summary: Man up!
aosux

Thats not a hover hand. There are 2 ninja's in this pic

dasuperfan

damn i bet you kicked as as a kid at wheres waldo.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Stolzoff/100000076651318 Mark Stolzoff

more like hover arm

Cake is a Lie

#32 is friends with Barry Bonds

Tommy

Biggest pussy ever!

…..Would never say it to his face though.

Lance

If you're talking about hers, I doubt he's doing too much damage to it… *shrinkaaaaage*

cheesecake

looks like brolly from dragon ball
Just Sayin'

Ever wondered what sort of human becomes a tank in left for dead? Now you know
The one dude

Is Barry Bonds' dealer* -Fixed.
Jeremy

Who was that comic book character that wore the round brown helmet and rammed everything with his head?

Unknown

Its the Juggernaut bitch
Puppy! :D

OMG!
Look at that puppy!

TIZ

I thought he looked like Mr. Incredible. no?
Mr.Photoshop

Never mind the people or the dog in this picture, I want to know the architects name who made the wall behind them and ask how he got the bricks to look like noodles.
Apocalypse_Now

I thought the hulk was green.. and I didnt know he had a puppy
HarveyLevin

How does he wipe?

duh!

Choose one (or make your own):

1 – His butt-buddies at the gym do it for him.
2 – He pays that chick to do it for him.
3 – The dog takes cleans it.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Aubin/1211755636 Ryan Aubin

I bet that woman is the most high maintenance raging wench in the world. And that guy takes it like a little girl. "Yes dear I'll walk Mr Foofins and clean up his doodies with my bare hands. Anything for you."

not sayin

yup, i was one of the haters in yesterday's DAR complaining about too much T&A, as ever, the DAR responds with some lol's and a heart. as ever, well played

#43, #21, #29

jason p.

yeah, i was reading an interview with John a month ago in the LAist. He says the DAR takes on a different life every day and takes quite a while to piece together. and it really does. much credit for him to do this. it's not as easy as he makes it look i'm sure… but I still complain about how crappy it is when it's bad because it's the internet. I'm not gonna do that so much anymore.
EZEE

Too much T&A? There is never too much T&A.

#40
ShakeyTheMoyle

I was a complainer yesterday also…my comment didn't show up, like many days( I don't think they like me and now they redeem themselves! Well done Chive!
dasuperfan

the only thing i can ever find to complain about "the chive" is that i always want MOAR

http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

#21 yum #45 yummier

EMB

Beef Brisket? on some texas toast? with an over easy egg and some basil pesto? must try…………..

http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

Exactly…

dasuperfan

#21 better with bacon

pdiddily420

#5 Damn, that is a super-hoverhand!
#22 We got the Sherlock Holmes of asses on the case. Well done and thank you sir!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicholas-Pipa/729348337 Nicholas Pipa

*hover-arm lol

switch_24

yeah definitely an epic hover-arm

Brother Maynard

#43
Good story. Hope you will follow with updates.

bumblefish1985

This girl is the best thing I have seen on DAR in months (and I just looked at a raccoon driving a cozy coupe, so im saying alot). Way to beat a terrible disease, so try not to get hit by a bus now, that would be tragic.
DrLD

my sister is only on her 4th quimo, i hope she stays as possitive as you..

zman

#15 #22 #45 How I love Hump Day!!!
prince albert

#17 i believe it's one of the fettucinis.
taylor

#17
Bill Murray Forever

FeeFeeG

I love Bill Murray!

The_BOFH

Concider #14 Seized! Chive style #15.
Shiyan

#11 Pictures of her or it is fake! lol

RiHugh

You should write for Penthouse. "Scorching" you say, I can almost see her in my mind. Bravo! Bravo!
Derp

Exactly… Prove it.

ESS

#11 Pics or it didn't happen.

starin1

What would make me think shes 16? every girl i know says they are finally legal on their 18th bday

biscuit

I think he means legal to drive

FeeFeeG

We want to see her! <3

aosux

#22 needs to have a chivette post STAT!

DistractedIndividual

Same with a #43 Chivette post.

Jak

But only if her head is really shiny. Like waxed up and shit. Just playin'. You rock life missy

QWERTY

22# Me like and we want moaaar

Nazz1962

For best results, the # sign goes BEFORE the number … just sayin'

Screwdriver

#15 is why I like the Chive and why the Chive is the only way I can get through my depressing job……well that and bacon.
StuScottsLeft Eye

#43 Congrats and Chive on!
Andrew

#32 Yeah! Like it was some other big guy with a tiny head.
josh

#42 is hilarious

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