Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • McSgwigga

    I'e seen #22 about 100 times but it still makes me crack up, what a dood!!



      • financial aids

        thechive gets their content from the INTERNET and USERS. This happens to be from the INTERNET. WTF is your point jackass? http://www.oneadayporno.com

      • Feeder of Trolls

        A Reddit user once came to the Chive,
        Into the comments he took a long dive,
        "Chive is so lame!"
        He just had to proclaim,
        He'll be lucky if he gets out alive.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calin-Chifor/100000438047336 Calin Chifor

      "like a boss" wannabe

    • Matt

      i'm not even sure whats happening. Which tube did that guy come out from? lol

    • kate

      still must have been painful as fuckk

    • Meep

      Did he slide?

  • Catence

    I want #16 in my office so bad.

    • WolfP

      Me 2

    • Bonernose

      I want you and this in my office 😀

    • DaddyD

      Send me your contact information. I have several spare binders in my office. I would be happy to create a hidey-hole for you in your office. I will even bring a couple of bottles of booze with me that we can use to celebrate afterwards.

      • Beldar

        Speaking of hidey-hole. Ahem.

      • Jen

        couple of bottles of booze with some chloroform in em…

  • PointBlank_

    #9 bathroom rug if nothing else

    • Crash

      Nope… you just use the cardboard roll to scrape the excess doody!

    • financial aids

      hands, anyone? .. anyone? http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • GK-4


    • Henry Gibson

      We need a "Challenge Accepted" thread. The Chive either asks or the Chivers submit the most ridiculous dares, like "Captain Jack Sparrow pole-dancing" "Most epic hand bra not by a woman" And then the Chivers have 48 hours to find the best example they can. Kind of like the "What's on your desk RIGHT NOW" posts from a few months back.

      Well, that's your brilliant suggestion for the day from me. You can thank me at your leisure.

    • P90

      Dry it under the hand dryer and chip it off.

    • ely whitley

      Just flush and then reach down between your legs and wash your arse with the new, clean water- no different to using a bidet. Cleaner than bog roll and you're gonna wash your hands anyway!

    • Poppin Fresh

      just hop in the shower. problem solved.

    • yabootz


  • LeoCast

    First! And thats what i call buying in bulk #18

  • Josh Gorter

    #4 Is that really Danny Devito??

    • RiHugh

      No it's Clint Eastwood.

      • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo


        • Oliver

          and jackie chan!!!

    • shitfaced

      No, It's Frank Reynolds.

  • Johnny Bloom

    #1 whats even worse, that was a joy ride in a RAAF plane over the Melbourne formula 1 GP the other week. Kahnt!

  • Barkbark

    #4 Haters gonna hate

    • P90

      That's Paul Reubens right?, so 'Baters Gonna Bate'.

  • Mmm_Ciao

    #22 Those kind of water slides always give you the biggest wedgies.

    • BloodScrubber

      Butt flossing….water pick style? :p

  • tommybhoy

    #21 I will be reminded of this every time I see her…

    • COCO

      But I will still do her nice and easy.

  • ryan

    who's the first unoriginal douchebag to say it? #22

    • Taylor

      What like a boss?

      • shitfaced


      • ryan

        indeed, we do have a winner

    • iAm1-NAMI

      by implying it, you!

    • QuantuM

      Water slide grind

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Hugo-Huey-Castaneda/682393187 Hugo 'Huey' Castaneda

    #2 – I can just see hear it playing "Baker Street"

    • Jorge V.

      Or the intro to Careless Whisper

    • Dave


  • http://twitter.com/whitsouth11 whitneysouth

    #18. Regardless of the perverted responses this statement will yield…

    I love ranch. I could bathe in ranch.

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      must… resist… urge… to… post… something… perverted! aaawwwrrgglllwww!!!11!!one!

    • HeavyD

      you're a perv yourself just by mentioning that. 😉

    • Shawn35

      you make it to easy Whit, your statement basically has stopped my ability to now say something perverted……..semen

  • Its me

    #18 Ranch is the greatest thing since the invention of the wheel

    • dasuperfan

      i challenge your qoute and raise you this " BACON ranch is the greatest thing since the invention of the wheel"

    • http://www.facebook.com/i.am.jason.bell Jason Bell

      Ken's Steakhouse Buttermilk Ranch is the BEST RANCH EVER!!!!!

  • Surf and Snow

    I just farted. That is all.

  • Codey

    #22 Like a Boss

  • bbqboobs

    #18 Costco's is just getting ridiculous.

    • Taylor

      Exactly what i thought… except you have to buy 6 of them as well

  • bbqboobs

    #10 Whore.

    • COCO

      She is not a whore, just a woman who wants to be fully satisfy sexually, emotionally.

    • DaddyD

      No, she's a slut. She forked for free. Whores get paid.

  • http://theyachtclublife.blogspot.com Detroit Artist

    Chive you are all types of dope this morning… you have given me my fix… oh and #21
    Sideshow Bob will never have that ass like Rihanna

  • http://theyachtclublife.blogspot.com Detroit Artist


    • joel

      tastes like crab talk like people

    • COCO

      I do not understand will you used all caps for your comment. Only the first letter of the word is cap and also pronouns,

      • YOyo

        I don't understand why you're ripping on people for punctuation when you can't even type a coherent sentence.

    • quintus


    • bleh

      that hooker's got crabs!!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #2 cool solo, brah! now do george michael!

  • Joe

    #6 Chive this picture was taken years ago. Some other site has probably posted it and I am here to tell you just that.

    • Spacemanspiff


      • Zach

        Hey Joe,

        Great comment. I'm really surprised Chivers don't understand dry humor. Ah well…

        • Joe

          Thank you Zach. You have earned my green thumb.

    • Freddy

      yeah, it's from a cracked article. But it's still an awesome picture

  • Cake is a Lie

    #14 and that was the day Steve-O came up with the idea for Jackass

  • mrjimmyos

    #22 like a boss

    • YOyo

      like a douche

      • mrjimmyos

        I should have put that as 'like a boss…'

  • Luke

    anyone else having some comdeycentral new tab open up sometimes when you click on links?

    • Taylor

      No but when i click on the side to i can scroll it keeps popping up…arggggg… fail

  • MigraineBoy

    #19 Now that's why they call it King Crab.

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top