theCHIVE is coming to Indiana University this weekend to warm up for the Little 500 (30 Photos)

For the past four years I've been telling my sister Megan I'd visit her at IU for the famous 'Little Five' bike race. Megan is now a senior and she'll be graduating this year (barring any unforeseen terrible grades). We're showing up a week early but it's time to make good on a promise I made to my little sis.

So theCHIVE is going on the road this weekend to Bloomington, Indiana and we want to meet our IU Chivers! Myself, Bob, Rick, theBERRY sisters - Megan and Emily will rolling into Kilroy's on Kirkwood this Saturday, April 9th at 6pm. Nothing too formal here, just stop by and have a drink with us. I'm starting a tab and everybody who says, 'Chive On' is getting drinks from me until I hit my daily limit. Have no idea what my daily limit is, but I'm about find out. Also, anybody who barrows my scarf must return it within 10 minutes.

I have to admit I'm pretty excited about going back to college… because boobs.

Chive On,

John

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  • jessie

    go for the free beer, stay for the berry sisters #7 B)

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      P.S. – That's a balloon poodle humping another balloon poodle on a balloon hat = epic

  • Riley

    I'm in my dorm room (Briscoe represent!) and just about fell out of my chair. thanks chive, this is awesome

    • http://www.thechive.com Leo

      I rocked the Briscoe Disco myself, long live the 11th floor!!!

  • http://theanisette.com Daris

    #6
    Find THIS chick

    • Belaruss

      I'm going to have to agree with the above mentioned comment.

    • http://bunedoggle.com bunedoggle

      I approve of that statement.

    • walt

      Please do not find her.. look at her arms.. and the very little part of her face looks a bit manly too.. DOOOOON'T DOOOOO IIIIIIIIIT.. for the love of god.. DON'T!

  • RollingDeathStar

    #9

    I wouldn't necessarily be proud to show that one off.

    • b-ry

      he kinda looks like Bush in that classroom when he first found out about 9/11.

    • liam

      Leave it on another board, d-bag. The chive is not about your political views.

      • Big Mike

        ooooh internet name calling. much better than political views.

        • liam

          Sorry. What I meant was:

          Leave it on another board, good sir. The chive is not about your political views.

          Better?

    • shaka khan

      he is such a joke………. I would be proud if the picture had someone knocking him the fuck out!!

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      I just about threw up in my mouth also….ewwwww

  • baker

    oh hell yes

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    Go Cutters!

  • FMC

    All hail Purdue!

    • Michael

      Agreed. Bolier UP!

      • Justin Keithley

        BTFU!

        • Inchessi

          YEP! What he said.

    • freshbeer

      Lets not make too much fun of the Hoosiers. They make great employees. BTFU!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    i miss college…

  • Arnold Lane

    Hot college chicks in bike shorts -take lots of pics and don't forget to share!

  • Pat

    #9 Why did you have to ruin this post????

    • Guest Commenter

      Better question is why did you?

  • tapers

    i'll be there… you know, for the sisters

  • disturbed

    #18 Ohhhh…!

    • DaddyD

      No bewbs to speak of … but who cares!

    • adam

      GORGEOUS

  • b-ry

    #7 MOAR Emily!

    • Wavien

      ANG Megan…

    • ian

      no thanks, i like chicks who don't have faces like Jay Leno.

  • Rightclicksaveas

    well Patty better DD it up, and drink carrot juice or something, we need to see some boobies

  • Joe

    little 500 is the greatest college week in history. i miss iu, wish i never graduated in '09. but let me get something straight, you are only going this weekend. the best part is the weekend of little 5. probably the sickest line-up of concerts and entertainment, culminating in mass consumption, puke and rally.

    • Cake is a Lie

      Im happy for you, and Im gonna let you finish, but Halloween at UC Santa Barbara is the best college party of all time, ALL TIME!

    • Larry the cucumber

      I'm happy for all of you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but I live in New Orleans, and go to college, it is Halloween every weekend and the party is 7 days a week, all year long.

  • Joe

    i'm excited and f grand prix.

  • Jay

    #9 way to ruin a good post…..gah!

    • Barack Hussein Obama

      yea…dude blows

  • tommy

    * insert coy comment about how obama ruined the post * #9

    • Rick

      Fuck this post, he ruined your future

      • Guest Commenter

        Fuck this reply, he rescued mine.

  • JFyn

    #14 – Challenge accepted 🙂
    #18 – Stunning!!

    • JFyn

      And just to be clear #18 MOAR MOAR MOAR!!

  • Dood

    CUTTERS!!!!

  • ska

    are these track bike or what??

    • Indy Girl

      No, they are your bug standard 10 speeds…long tradition for IU

      • Choad

        They are actually single speed bikes, but they aren't fixed gear like a track bike.

  • Angry Old Man

    you guys have all the fun

  • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

    Great…thanks for practically no time to call of from work and organize a group of ball state grads and IU grads 2 head down there…if my boss permits(and probably even if he doesnt) we'll see you there w/ a beer in one hand and a girl in another that wants us to buy em a drink so they can take it and walk away.(if you go to IU you should understand this.)

  • Mr.Deichman

    booring……Grown men that use the word "epic" and "fail" – losers! How how about words like "chivette" or "chivery" – the most pathetic shit ever made up. it's embarrassing .or as you would say FAIL

    • douchebag

      your gay.

    • j22

      Lol. your serious?

      • Mr.Deichman

        are you a retard sir?

    • Mmmmmm, puppies

      As opposed to visiting a site just to bitch about how its visitors speak? Misplaced anger won't make your shriveled genitals any bigger, son.

      • Mr.Deichman

        It sure beats going to pedophile sites and masturbate, you should be ashamed of yourself. hope they throw you in jail one day.

        • Mmmmmm, puppies

          Complaining about internet lingo beats masturbating to beautiful women? I'm going to have to disagree with you on that.

    • Mark

      ? Y u so salty Meissster Dike-man?
      Chive on, u dike-man!

    • bobsky

      Feel free to get the fuck out Mr. Deichman! You won't be missed.

    • AtomManhattan

      Since you made the obvious mistake of thinking anyone here values your opinion I'm going to take a wild guess that you probably aren't winning any coolness contests yourself there, pal.

  • XOS2

    dam..used to hang out at kilroys some…wish i could be there!

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