There’s a cute girl at the bar. Chivers, walk over and use your best pick up line (1 Photo)

excuse me, do you have some dutch in you? No, well would you like some?

I hope you don't have good firewalls. Cause I want to access all your ports.

Are you from Jamaica?
Cause ya making me crazy

I'll suck the fart right out of your ass…

Hi, did you know you're tits get bigger when you show them in public?
(if she gives you a negative response)
Ok, so now that I know you're not a slut, HI my name is….

(if she shows you her tits, it's all gravy from there!)

lets go to your place and practice reproduction.

There are three tampons walking down the beach a heavy flow, a medium flow and a light flow. what one of them talked first???

None of them they are all stuck up bitches.

You must be one lucky girl.

"Why?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE TALKING TO THIS GUY! *thumbs pointing to self*

Ha, that’s definitely Brigham Young University. The Print Building . Definitely weorkd there for a summer. Glad to see that there are some chivers in Provo. Of all places though

Go up to her – Hi, my names _____ and I have a problem that I think you can help with. I want you to pretend your in my shoes. You see this really cute girl across the -whatever location your at- and not sure what to say to her. What would you say? – She says whatever- Oh, silly me i just started by saying hi my names ____

Someone farted, let's get outta here

did you know the people of scotland didn't believe in shapes with more than 4 sides up until 1955?

Of all the girls I'm gonna sleep with this year, you're definitely in the top 5.

winner!

hey qt, how do u like ur eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized?

can i have a picture to of you to give to santa, i wanna let him know what i want this year

Wait, don't drink that….I pissed in that one. It was suppose to be for your friend