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There’s a cute girl at the bar. Chivers, walk over and use your best pick up line (1 Photo)

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  1. jaycen says:

    excuse me, do you have some dutch in you? No, well would you like some?

  2. thetigz says:

    I hope you don't have good firewalls. Cause I want to access all your ports.

  3. guest says:

    Are you from Jamaica?
    Cause ya making me crazy

  4. jim says:

    I'll suck the fart right out of your ass…

  5. BLOB MARLEY says:

    Hi, did you know you're tits get bigger when you show them in public?
    (if she gives you a negative response)
    Ok, so now that I know you're not a slut, HI my name is….

    (if she shows you her tits, it's all gravy from there!)

  6. bill says:

    lets go to your place and practice reproduction.

  7. Drunk Rugby Player says:

    There are three tampons walking down the beach a heavy flow, a medium flow and a light flow. what one of them talked first???

    None of them they are all stuck up bitches.

  8. Aramid says:

    You must be one lucky girl.

    "Why?"

    BECAUSE YOU'RE TALKING TO THIS GUY! *thumbs pointing to self*

  9. Ivan says:

    Ha, that’s definitely Brigham Young University. The Print Building . Definitely weorkd there for a summer. Glad to see that there are some chivers in Provo. Of all places though

  10. AverageJoe says:

    Go up to her – Hi, my names _____ and I have a problem that I think you can help with. I want you to pretend your in my shoes. You see this really cute girl across the -whatever location your at- and not sure what to say to her. What would you say? – She says whatever- Oh, silly me i just started by saying hi my names ____

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