• Russell Turner

    Hi, I'm Russ and I don't give a fuck…so you should.

  • IamWhoIam

    I just walk up to them and say: Im 6'3'', moderately handsome, a rich engineer, and i drive a motorcycle, do you want to go to my place, cause im goin to that girl next.

  • Cheese

    excuse me miss, i caught your whispering eye looking at my average sized penis.

  • Russell Turner

    Hi, I'm Russ. Are you in love with anyone?

  • Russell Turner

    Hi, I'm Russ…are you Picky?

  • @transitshawn

    is your name Mary? cuz there is something about you

  • will

    *walk up hand her your cell phone* dont worry ill call you *walk off*

  • Eric

    Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

  • Kyle

    Hey. My name is Kyle. Nice to meet ya.



  • fibonacci5150

    Walk into bar, poor chloroform on everything. "Does the bar smell like sausage fest to you?" (talking to all the free liquor)

    Run from cops, poor chloroform on cops. Go to farmers market meet nice lady (optional)

  • Mike Flow

    You look like my second wife, and I've only been married once.

  • moeshere Foxdale

    Hi hon you know what I like about you….EVERYTHING.

  • Alx

    Hey, the music is so loud in here I could barely hear my penis scream that it wants your vagina!

  • nick

    *point to vag* you gonna eat that?

  • chefboyrkrueger

    ever have your bellybutton tickeled… from the inside??


    Do you wanna stop being poor ???

  • 4UALL

    does this smell like chloroform?

  • downunder

    have you ever kissed a kiwi boy? its like french kissing but down under 😉

    • lewoo3

      thats an aussie thing…

  • scrito

    fuck you slut

  • brian

    Hey money pussy, wanna jump on my jet-pack?

  • Captain Morgan

    Did you grow up on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise a cock

  • Anonymous

    Hi do you know how much a polar bear weighs? neither do I but I broke the ice between us.

  • Mike

    Grab you jacket, you just got lucky.

  • monsterjd55

    Hi how r u would u like to come back to my place for some pizza and sex……what you don’t like pizza.

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