• freddy

    my friend wants to know if you think im cute

  • Anonymous

    Woodbridge VA

  • Mclovin

    Hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice. Im chris….

  • Shytan

    *ask to see her id cuz no way she looks old enough to drink.
    *tell her now u kno where she lives so she better give up them buns or ima go to your house n rape everyone including your dad cuz I just got outta prison bitch n I wanna strip

    • Idk

      Hide yo kids hide yo wife..

  • teknic

    Do you fuck as good as you dance?

  • LonelyAirman

    "I don't know you, but I want you all the more for that."

  • Couch Crusader

    Walk up to the girl….wanna see my cock? Make sure you show her a picture of a chicken

  • Couch Crusader

    Walk up to the girl……wannna see my pussy? Make sure you show her a picture of you cuddling your cat, or I guess show her your pussy if you are a manvagphrodite

  • potato

    I like turtles

  • Cliff

    Hi, I just came over to tell you, that you have something on your face, and THAT'S why everyone's looking at you. Why did you put your giant hoop earring through your chin?

  • G55

    Pardon me, my balls are enormous.

  • Couch Crusader

    I drive a Geo

  • Dewald Olivier

    Hi, my name is (insert name here)

  • Couch Crusader

    MMMM MMMMM MMMM….smooth and explosive, just like a baby's bottom

  • Domgod3

    (to the butterface next to the hottie) "Hey wanna dance?"
    Butterface – "yes sure"
    Me – "go on then while I talk to your friend"

  • Couch Crusader

    Did you get that axe wound in Nuke town? Wanna see if my masterkey sets off your claymore? How testing my willy pete with tactical insertion and flashbang

  • Couch Crusader

    Did you get that axe wound in nuke town?

  • Couch Crusader

    Use come hither motion with finger…say, wow I just made you cum with my finger, imagine what i could do with my light saber while wearing my Orbital nightcloak

  • Swarley

    No, no, no, don't drink that, I saw that guy (points to Ted) put something in it! Hi, I'm Barney Stinson.

  • blackjack

    Your daddy must have been a drug dealer, cuz you dope. from cataracs top of the world.

  • Paul Cramp

    Nice legs….What time do they open?

  • Paul Cramp

    That dress would look great on my bedroom floor.

  • Nick

    Do you wanna go halvies on a bastard child.

  • Adam

    "If I wasn't gay, you'd so be mine."

    • Tasty Cakes

      wrong bar

  • Jay


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