• Rocky

    My dick may be small, but it's really soft.

  • troublesleeping

    pierre… chiver.

  • Grant

    Hi, noticed you and would really like to introduce myself and maybe buy you a drink and get to know you better…..

  • dell

    may i push your stool?…..followed by a slap in the face or maybe just maybe a wide grin on her part hmmm….

  • daniel skiffen

    does this smell like chloroform?

  • Creep

    Wait until she leaves the bar, heading home, then hit her in the back of the head with a rock or the likes, works every time.

  • hamill-belfast

    i'm irish and i have a dick. that will be all. now commence the sex.

  • Ryan Cranston

    My favourite lines:

    Walk up next to her with a wing man talking to him about the material of your shirt/T-shirt, argue that he's wrong about it then turn and ask her what she thinks this is, and let her feel it (arm or chest) whatever her response just look at her a say… "That’s boyfriend material"

    BOOM!! you're in! 1 in the pink 1 in the stink!


    "Excuse me do you work in a bank?…. because you seem to be paying me some interest"


    "is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?" (obviously only if she is wearing tights!)

    or if you wanna be an idiot "whats a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?" BURN!


    "Am i happy to see you, or did i just put a canoe in my pocket?" (the one canoe alone is funny enough)

  • Chris Brown

    Hi, I'm a nice rich guy with an entourage… just don't ask me about previous relationships

  • I'd eat it

    I think I, as a bar patron, would punch you for being a prick

  • Tasty Cakes

    has anyone seen my Mercedes? Bitches love Mercedes…

  • Tasty Cakes

    What number of drink is that? I'll be back

  • Tasty Cakes

    dude… dude, too soon

    It hasn't been 22.3 years

  • zyzik

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.

  • Mike

    I could disappoint the hell out of you girl.

  • Tasty Cakes

    No, this isn't a hold up, I was just watching that replay from tonites game

  • woody

    have you seen my wiener?

  • kenny

    wow no class with any of you and no competition

  • Pete

    Hey sweet thing can I buy you a fish sandwhich?

  • Stacy

    Hey there. Are you into chicks?

  • Voice of raisins

    Hi, would you consider lowering your standards for money?
    I'm sorry that came out wrong. I meant to say; Can I buy you a drink?

  • Randy

    Hi, what are yo drinking?

  • xlns

    my dick may be small, but at least it's thin …. wanna see?

  • dave

    Girl you are so fine you make the lollipop want to lick back.

  • FreddyStylez


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