• Tyler Hendrickson

    walk up. "hi, my name's ____." extend arm for handshake. "i just couldnt help but notice your wonderful (laugh, smile, hair, dress) from where i was sitting" motion with hand and glance "and i hope this isnt too forward of me, but would you consider going out to dinner with a person you had just met, such as myself?"
    ive always found honesty and directness to be the best approach. and have never allowed a "quick lay" especially on the first few dates.
    lets hear it for being a classy mofo, chivers

    • theshwedda

      dude, apparently you can't post about gentlemanly conduct on a site that regularly puts up pics of boobs.

    • Rick


    • Greatscott

      theres no class on the internet you jigaboo. SURVIVE!

    • JPV

      I applaud you sir, for that is classy, might work a little better than others; but lets be honest it's confidence that gets you through these lines. If you can say these lines with complete unabashed confidence you are half way there

  • Jon_2k

    Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Ive got a knife so get in the van!

    • Anjin-San

      it always work..

    • Jen


    • thedude


  • Justin

    Introduce yourself, order a water, get a small drop of it on your finger, touch it against her shirt, then say:

    "Let's get you out of these wet clothes"

  • BrandonWilbourn

    excuse me miss… would you like it regular style or in the puss?

  • Aaron

    Is your last name Gillette? Because your the best a man can get.

  • pjsupremex

    you earing looks just like my cock ring

  • Anjin-San

    did you know that Niki Lauda's eyebrows did'nt ever regrow?

    • Abga


      • Anjin-San

        Try it, it always work.
        at least u break the ice
        (anyway, just google Niki lauda and you'll see if i'm telling lies)

  • Rick

    Your ugly, but you intrigue me.

    • rick

      fyi she isnt ugly just an attempt at humor totally works.

      • JPV

        I like it, I've never gone that direct. I usually go with a cute/annoying trait she has. Something she has control over like her cloths or laugh; not a body characteristic(excluding fat)

  • Anonymous

    In case you were wondering, it’s not very long but it sure is skinny!

  • Huh!

    Can I sleep with your friend?

  • Big Un

    Hey bitch let me buy you a jello shot. Bitches love jello shots.

  • Yogi

    I want MOAR of you !!

  • llcoolranch

    it isn't going to suck itself.

  • Rayvone Brown

    Hey I’m an alien from Mars and I was wondering if I could plant my flagpole 😉

  • V4vendetta14

    say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?

  • Screwdriver

    Hey wanna take a ride in my Yugo and go bang at my parents house? Then afterwards we can check out My Little Pony collectables…..

  • HeavyD

    you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

  • Biggus Diccus

    Does this rag smell like chloroform?

  • doublemeat

    I wanna tickle your belly button from the inside.

  • Ryan

    Your parents must be assholes…cuz you're the shit!

    • Anjin-San

      Great! im lolling a lot

  • greazzlybear

    What's your sign? I bet it's "Slippery when wet"

  • Pheeshy

    Hey girl how would you feel about me tongue punching your fart box?

  • TheRussianDude

    Hey 😀 I got a question, does this napkin smell like chloroform tho you?

    • samedude

      ah dammit shoulda read the comments before.

      • Biggus Diccus

        Yep apparently many people did this one, including me

  • anon

    Hey you want to come over to my place and wash my dishes while I play video games

  • dww

    Damn, I hate talking to stuck-up people, you know what I mean?

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