• The Dude

    Hey patty is posting now. Nice one patty

    • raf

      Give me that stick. (Swings left and right: actual fights)

  • WinningChiver

    These guys are fucked when the zombie apocalypse begins…

    • cheezebits

      more like you are…fatty.

      • WinningChiver

        Good one troll, did mommy put some gunpowder in your Cheerios this morning? Thanks, but I will keep my collection of guns and ammo, you can keep your Michael Jackson dancers.

  • Erica

    Oh hey thar Patty!

  • ssf

    Good techniques to know if you're ever attacked by gay ninjas from A Chorus Line.

    • Miles B From A

      If I had a nickel for everytime I have been attacked by gay ninjas…

      • MX-D

        You probably wouldn't have any nickels…

  • Wavien

    One is Bruce Lee, the other Chuck Norris :p

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Juan-D-Mac-Donald/563350489 Juan D. Mac Donald

      uhhhh nah

  • ely whitley

    yeah… checking my scoring I gave them 9.72 so, harsh judging I feel.

    • IMHO


  • naked

    Gay. Nothing Chuck Norris couldn't sort out!

    • Cody Symes

      Chuck Norris can suck it… Clint Eastwood would tear that shit up in 3 seconds if he wanted to.

      • hara

        Chuck Norris packs a gun (and is a spokesperson for the NRA!) because he's fucking OLD now. Just like those jokes!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    pretty sweet choreography, good job. that was flawless execution

    • IMHO

      Yet, no call to "Finish Him"?

      Ah, yes, ta-dum, indeed.

    • Professor Jive

      If it was flawless, why did they only get a 9.71?

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        youre picky, hum? execution was perfect, the routine was not. i dunno, im not a judge!

  • pdiddily420

    You'll be pulling off moves like that once you're in lean and mean fighting shape, Patty!
    Glad to see the guys are putting you to work outside of the gym too. Congrats!

  • http://www.facebook.com/timothy.parrish3 Timothy Parrish

    That was pretty much the coolest thing I've seen in awhile..

  • http://www.samuelmak.com Sam

    To enlighten all Chivers, this is the sport of Wushu! I've been practicing it for most of my life and love it! Here's a link to my video. 🙂

    • The Dude

      Very nice. The ones were you are outside remind me of Bloodsport for some reason.

      KUMITE !!!!!!

    • thetech2

      I am enlightened ,,,,such dedication to anythig to push the human spirit and physical boundaries is honorable

  • INawe

    so… what does a 10 score look like???

    • SkyVader

      Like this: 10

      • switch_24

        lol OWNED! but seriously, i also thought that was enough for a 10 score

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alex-Apodaca/1659254424 Alex Apodaca

          Yeah, Im also curious to see what would get an a 10

          • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

            The guys eyeball on the spear…

  • Love2LiveLife

    just go watch ong bak…. the fight scenes blow this away..sorry to be a troll…but its true..and those are the same thing..practiced fights

    • quintus

      Just a friendly reminder, if you are apologizing for trolling, don't troll in the first place. Yes, Ong Bak is awesome. This, too, is awesome. One was performed with plenty of takes. One was performed live. Appreciation can be given to both.

      Thanks for the video, Patty.

  • orly

    i thought for sure at some pount i heard them chanting 'lets go griffyndor' over and over. chereo fight= quidditch?

  • lolnonomous

    it's a spear but yeah.

  • imbrovvn

    That's intense squared.

  • Brother Maynard

    Damn. Not much room for error.

  • tommy2X4

    Ancient Chinese Secret, Ehhh?!

  • http://www.samuelmak.com Sam

    Cheers mate 🙂

  • nomoremommy

    PATTY! Less Posting, More Pushups. get back to work!

  • RustyxTrombone

    Its all fun and games till someone gets there eye poked out .. then it hilarious!

  • Staaaaan

    Why is this cool? Just dudes dancing with each other. This is why people think traditional martial arts suck.

  • IMHO

    Or so long ball. Which is worse? You decide.

  • IMHO

    There is a blow job joke, at your expense, in there somewhere.

  • Frank Dux

    Definitely just watched that with the Kumite song in the background, it was EPIC

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top