And the dumbass of the day goes to this a#$hole (15 Photos)

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I’ve found in life a good rule of thumb is never to superglue anything to yourself, let alone to your head. I feel this is common knowledge but I guess not….

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  • Jeremy Santana

    What a DUMBASS

    • Fakit

      No sir, I have never seen the movie Something About Mary, why do you ask?

      • Anakrusix

        That also happened in Matilda. lol.

    • Underhill

      There such a thing a super-glue solvent/remover. Available at most office supply stores or hobby shops.

  • MigraineBoy

    Sir, My hat goes off to you.

    • Captnjack


      • Moby

        Live Ostrich says ……

    • Dave

      I see what you did there.

    • MacNCheesePro

      Made me laugh harder than the gallery, lol!

    • Bill Ivory

      Great minds….

  • RickP

    retarded fuck

  • hater

    borrows your hat; glues to his head.

    • Pizza The Hut

      In other words, never returns it.

  • Moby

    Big guy in a little hat………….oh God I miss you Chris

  • Captnjack

    *triple facepalm*

  • Catence

    This looks like something straight out of a dumb sitcom.

    • Robert Christopher Shilling

      actually it's off a programme called bizarre E.R. which features many interesting injuries and idiots.

    • riverjns1234567

      There's nothing straight about this

    • Erik von Markovik

      Catenece I am not sure congratulationing this moron is the breast idea. Tit may envoke another douchebag who wants his own gallery. I do have to agree with you on the sitcom thing though…nipple.

      • dub


  • Ryan

    Idiot Alert in 3…..2…..1……..

  • @jarsch

    New meaning to dunce cap

  • Rob

    Well, he's smarter than those people who shove weird stuff up their ass and then have to go to the E.R.

    • Meep


    • OG456

      It was a one-in-a -million shot.

      • yeah

        I'm pretty sure this dude is familiar with strange things shoved up his ass

    • Stevo

      hardly a great accolade.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #8 but i dont wanna be on tv, theyre mean!
    #9 just kidding, i totally did this for attention

  • 6655321

    At least he looked fabulous.

    • qwertz

      He should add some pink and maybe a little vail. That would be absolutely fab!

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    "Mate, mate…….It's the Grand National so……mate, mate, mate….mate…..I…I dare you….yeah….mate…..I dare you to glue this to your head!……Mate."

    • Jimmy5923

      k mate.

      • tits or gtfo

        challange accepted

  • Tittensuppe

    Reminds me of the King of Queens episode where Doug puts the little hat on his dick.

  • A.H.

    ok so he's a dumbass. but this whole post and discussion are pretty mean-spirited. imho a good dumbass post looks like the over-the-hill owners of the Chive getting drunk and drueling over chicks young enough to be their daughters.

    • pjmc Jr.

      Totally agree – glad someone pointed it out.

      So his little joke backfired – I could easily picture any one of my friends doing this same thing for a laugh – he looks like he's just a friendly guy who is a bit sheepish about having to end up in the ER….I think he has the humor of a Chiver dammit – be supportive you guys! If it was a chick who did this you'd all be saying shit like, "I think you're prettier now", or "Still beautiful".

    • Guest

      ^ So true. All the sheeples on this site… Oy Vey
      And please, someone, anyone, please make another "Scumbag Steve" comment, there are never enough of those…. tards

      • walt

        Using the word "sheeples" it so overly pretentious it makes me feel ill. Once you have uttered that ridiculous word used only by people who can be put into a class of another equaly hated word of mine "campy" these words are equally pretentious and make you sound both like an infedel and sub species of a blow fish which some how aquired a human body. Once the word "sheeple" or any conjugation of it is uttered you have forever tarnished your credibility to the level of a senile chimpanzee.. good day "guest"

    • Stevo

      *cough* sockpuppets.

      Chive owners over the hill? Do you even know how old they are ?

  • Nickincollege

    Scumbag Steve: Steals baby's hat… glues to head.

  • Nazz1962

    #4 One word. ASSHAT! hahaha

    • Not quite

      He didn't glue it to his ass…

  • iAm1-NAMI

    Simpsons did it!

    • big deal

      no matter how much time passes, i will always hear dougie shouting that in my head.

  • josh

    that is hat is sooo precious lol…..there is way worse things to have glued to your head. I saw a video where a guy pranked his lady friend and glued a small dildo to her forehead…and then continued to call her dick head

  • clenis9

    I think it's funny. It reminds me of the Homer Simpson is the jail-house snitch episode. Hilarious.

  • LukeSkywalker

    Anyone else reminded of Mathilda?

  • floscar

    Little hat…..NAILED IT!

  • Ben

    Nail polish remover breaks down super-glue in just a few minutes. Could have saved him some embarrassment.

    • AtomManhattan

      I was about to say the same thing, works flawlessly on all adheasives, also- lighter fluid will work as a sub.

    • DistractedIndividual

      I ws thinking the same thing….some rubbing alcohol would have taken that right off.

  • Pani Booyah

    HAHA I love Bizarre ER (name of the show)

  • wkdfrog


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