And the dumbass of the day goes to this a#$hole (15 Photos)

April 8, 2011 | In: Douchebags, FAIL, Funny, Idiot

I’ve found in life a good rule of thumb is never to superglue anything to yourself, let alone to your head. I feel this is common knowledge but I guess not….

https://www.facebook.com/SantanaJeremy Jeremy Santana

What a DUMBASS

Fakit

No sir, I have never seen the movie Something About Mary, why do you ask?

Anakrusix

That also happened in Matilda. lol.

Underhill

There such a thing a super-glue solvent/remover. Available at most office supply stores or hobby shops.

MigraineBoy

Sir, My hat goes off to you.

Captnjack

Hah

Moby

Live Ostrich says ……

Dave

I see what you did there.
MacNCheesePro

Made me laugh harder than the gallery, lol!
https://www.facebook.com/BigDaddyLuvv Bill Ivory

Great minds….

RickP

retarded fuck
hater

borrows your hat; glues to his head.

Pizza The Hut

In other words, never returns it.

Moby

Big guy in a little hat………….oh God I miss you Chris
Captnjack

*triple facepalm*
Catence

This looks like something straight out of a dumb sitcom.
Congratulations?

http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Christopher-Shilling/1544397857 Robert Christopher Shilling

actually it's off a programme called bizarre E.R. which features many interesting injuries and idiots.
http://www.facebook.com/tristan.wagner2 riverjns1234567

There's nothing straight about this
Erik von Markovik

Catenece I am not sure congratulationing this moron is the breast idea. Tit may envoke another douchebag who wants his own gallery. I do have to agree with you on the sitcom thing though…nipple.

dub

congratulationalizing.

Ryan

Idiot Alert in 3…..2…..1……..
#15
http://twitter.com/jarsch @jarsch

New meaning to dunce cap
Rob

Well, he's smarter than those people who shove weird stuff up their ass and then have to go to the E.R.

Meep

STEVE-O!!!
Stevo

hardly a great accolade.
OG456

It was a one-in-a -million shot.

yeah

I'm pretty sure this dude is familiar with strange things shoved up his ass

xXbeermonkeyXx

#8 but i dont wanna be on tv, theyre mean!
#9 just kidding, i totally did this for attention
6655321

At least he looked fabulous.

qwertz

He should add some pink and maybe a little vail. That would be absolutely fab!

AnyoneForCoffee

"Mate, mate…….It's the Grand National so……mate, mate, mate….mate…..I…I dare you….yeah….mate…..I dare you to glue this to your head!……Mate."

Jimmy5923

k mate.

tits or gtfo

challange accepted

Tittensuppe

Reminds me of the King of Queens episode where Doug puts the little hat on his dick.
A.H.

ok so he's a dumbass. but this whole post and discussion are pretty mean-spirited. imho a good dumbass post looks like the over-the-hill owners of the Chive getting drunk and drueling over chicks young enough to be their daughters.

pjmc Jr.

Totally agree – glad someone pointed it out.

So his little joke backfired – I could easily picture any one of my friends doing this same thing for a laugh – he looks like he's just a friendly guy who is a bit sheepish about having to end up in the ER….I think he has the humor of a Chiver dammit – be supportive you guys! If it was a chick who did this you'd all be saying shit like, "I think you're prettier now", or "Still beautiful".
Guest

^ So true. All the sheeples on this site… Oy Vey
And please, someone, anyone, please make another "Scumbag Steve" comment, there are never enough of those…. tards

walt

Using the word "sheeples" it so overly pretentious it makes me feel ill. Once you have uttered that ridiculous word used only by people who can be put into a class of another equaly hated word of mine "campy" these words are equally pretentious and make you sound both like an infedel and sub species of a blow fish which some how aquired a human body. Once the word "sheeple" or any conjugation of it is uttered you have forever tarnished your credibility to the level of a senile chimpanzee.. good day "guest"

Stevo

*cough* sockpuppets.

Chive owners over the hill? Do you even know how old they are ?

Nickincollege

Scumbag Steve: Steals baby's hat… glues to head.
Nazz1962

#4 One word. ASSHAT! hahaha

Not quite

He didn't glue it to his ass…

iAm1-NAMI

Simpsons did it!

big deal

no matter how much time passes, i will always hear dougie shouting that in my head.

josh

that is hat is sooo precious lol…..there is way worse things to have glued to your head. I saw a video where a guy pranked his lady friend and glued a small dildo to her forehead…and then continued to call her dick head
clenis9

I think it's funny. It reminds me of the Homer Simpson is the jail-house snitch episode. Hilarious.
LukeSkywalker

Anyone else reminded of Mathilda?
floscar

Little hat…..NAILED IT!
Ben

Nail polish remover breaks down super-glue in just a few minutes. Could have saved him some embarrassment.

DistractedIndividual

I ws thinking the same thing….some rubbing alcohol would have taken that right off.
AtomManhattan

I was about to say the same thing, works flawlessly on all adheasives, also- lighter fluid will work as a sub.

http://www.facebook.com/Gingergreek Pani Booyah

HAHA I love Bizarre ER (name of the show)
wkdfrog

FAIL

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