At first I was thinking " this chick is way too cute to be taking this dork to prom" but there is more than meets the eye in this pic. Check out those size 12' all stars this guys sporting. You know what they say about foot size to penis size correlation? If this is the night to get laid, you might as well super size it sistah!!! Besides it pisses your mom off that your taking such a radical looking dude to the prom. So now it's a two for one win-win situation. Kaching.