Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (31 Photos)

For those of you who didn’t see the post earlier this week, theCHIVE has taken the show on the road from L.A. to Indiana University to warm up for the Little 5. We just got in and we’ll be out and about tonight drinking our faces off. Then tomorrow you can find theCHIVE crew upstairs at Kilroy’s on Kirkwood starting at 6pm. Everybody who says ‘Chive On’ is getting a drink on me and we’ll stay there until the wheels fall off my credit card. So all you Hoosiers out there, stop by and say hello. Chive On!

  • Garrett


    • Dirty Dingus

      Can somebody explain #8 ? Two dudes with a picture of pedobear…where's the joke or epic win?

    • financial aids
      • cancereserve

        fuck off, no one likes you.

  • pdiddily420

    #7 That is the sexiest picture of Allison Brie I have ever seen!

    • pete

      agreed…. chive pleeeeeeeeease do a full gallery of her. thx

      • Check The Site


        • pete

          i did check the site. not finding it. little help…

          • Check The Site

            To be fair to you, the gallery may have been removed. It's not showing up for me either, and I know there was one.

    • financial aids

      she looks like she doesn't know where she is. don't see how that's sexy. http://www.oneadayporno.com

  • Jimbo

    I love an early DAR.

    • SweetAwesomeness

      #1 is so true…Friday DAR is best because it's only a few hours until freedom sweet freedom….for those of us still working in pacific time

      • financial aids

        the feeling of knowing the weekend in only a few hours away is one of the best feelings. ever. Subscript[k, i]=Subscript[k, -i]/Subscript[K, i]^2

  • toby

    Love that this post started with a nice artistic 'a friday DAR' and then you immediately get smacked by a granny with a machine gun. Haven't been on the chive long but goddamned if this place isn't the shit
    #1, #2

    • francis

      yeah, it's shit alright…….

    • http://www.facebook.com/timothy.parrish3 Timothy Parrish

      It's actually an Assault Rifle πŸ˜› Just saying haha

  • Bob

    Bill Fuckin' Murray!

    • Hope

      i hope he drags his wrinkly, hairy, sweaty sack across that guys' upper lip. mmmmmmm…..

      • jackU

        sounds salty….

    • financial aids

      bill murray is the best. i really look up to that man. http://www.oneadayporno.com

  • ydodonutshave2die

    #6 reminds me a little of avatar oh how i miss it…

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      The cowboy hat the dragon is holding totally makes it that much more awesome.

  • dolby

    having a surreal moment here. was walking past the Sample Gates a couple hours ago and saw a guy holding a chive shirt and thought 'naaaaaa'. fucking awesome #31

    • DistractedIndividual

      Were you wearing a striped pink dress and cute wedge heels? Lol

    • chase

      i want the chive to come to my campus 😦

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

      Chive, go to Stillwater, Ok. Home of OSU. That small college town drinks 2% of the nation's alcohol.

      • SkyVader

        I think I drank the other 98% last night.

      • McBeastie

        Of course you drink so much…you're in fucking Stillwater, OK. What the fuck else is there to do?

        • GodBlessChivettes

          Even the fuckin' water is so bored it can't move.

    • big rigg

      My wife and I had some wedding photos taken right in front of the Sample Gates.



    Scumbag Geese

    Yo man can I have some bread?
    ….Shits on lawn

    • xxxx

      Hey brah, can i take a dip in your lake?

      …stays all winter

  • Nom Nom

    #22 FTW

  • T.T. Tiger

    #28 Do you think Bill Murray wakes up in the morning and thinks to himself, "Today I will not give a fuck."

    • Lackluster

      Don't think he needs to think that.

    • jkl

      groundhog day

  • Henry

    #18 and #30…I'm breathless

    • FeeFeeG

      Beautiful bodies. Always making the DAR more enjoyable. πŸ™‚

    • Lackluster

      It's ok, they're only photos.

    • Maverick

      the high socks are sexy as hell… FeeFeeG you got any of those?

    • Tone

      *State obvious, get thumbs up*

      • GodBlessChivettes

        Repeatedly type "State the obvious, get thumbs up" to get thumbs up.

  • Joe

    Cute animals and hott girls make my Friday exponentially better

  • HeavyD

    #24 #26 animals are so much better than us.

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Especially with Ranch dressing ……mmmmmmmmm!!

      • Yankee

        i don't know, i was in china many a year ago, and i gotta say; i found another way to "appreciate the taste of a woman".

    • financial aids

      definitely better than me http://www.oneadayporno.com

  • HeavyD

    #30 boom chicka wow wow

  • staci

    #31 the chive on on my campus. I know i shouldn't care that much but i do. this is so cool πŸ™‚ ❀

    • Shawn

      you should definetly care, its pretty fucking awesome, if I went there I would be at the bar waiting for them with a booth saved already

    • Lackluster

      Oh, you should definitely care!

    • Guesty

      Yes, you have to care. This is obviously the greatest thing to ever happen to that state ever, and will never be topped ever and ever. This day is going to be 1,000 times better than your wedding day, kids birth, world peace, COMBINED!!!

    • pauley

      yeah i have to admit i got a tingle when i saw that photo. the chive has become more than just a website these days. If i had a chance to have a drink with john, i'd do it


  • Sir Stix-a-lot

    where the FUCK are my CHIVETTES?!?!

    • lando

      Deal with it B)

      • Sir Stix-a-lot

        Why don't you deal with my foot up your ass? I want my SEXY CHIVERS DAMN IT!!!!!!

        • Elton John

          I can send you a pic of myself in my new satin boy-shorts(subtle lip-bite optional) πŸ˜‰

          • NativeDude

            Well played sir.

            • sonny boy lewis

              actually that was pretty fkn stupid

    • FeeFeeG

      -Fee ❀

      • Lackluster

        Paula, you?

      • Sir Stix-a-lot

        Why am I getting thumbed down? If you don't like Chivettes then FUCK U!

        • pdiddily420

          Because you're being a douche nozzle, and if you were a true Chiver than you would already know why there are no Chivettes this week and would understand.

          • Nowai

            Nice balls!

        • pdiddily is gaaay

          I am with sir sucks a lot! I want some goddamn chivettes and I dont want any goddamn excuses, you kapeesh me?!
          At least repost some of those bitches or something!!!

          • some people are dumb

            wouldnt it just be easier for you to just click that little link at the top that says GIRLS instead of the awesomeness creators of the chive wasting their time reposting something when they could be creating more awesomeness for next time

            • WasteOfBreath

              no…They didn't post sexy chivers because they are busy getting drunk at IU. Where did they get the money to be able to pay for drinks to anyone that says "Chive On" anyway? Oh, Ya. They made the money of of their popular website and how did that website get to become so popular? I believe its been said again and again that sexy chivers pretty much gave this site its popularity. And Reposts? I can guarantee that there are no shortage of original sexy chivers pics. So they neglected their most important weekly post…It is their responsibility to deliver and the didn't

              • sonny boy lewis

                anyone who thumbed down my original request doesn't love the Chive

              • pjmc Jr.

                Completely agree.

    • pjmc Jr.

      I gave you a thumbs up good sir.

    • Meep

      Why is the same person always changing his alias?? Go watch some Miley Cyrus on youtube or sumthin. Give The Awesome Chive a break!

  • FeeFeeG

    #5 and #26

    Daily Afternoon Random-cute-ness πŸ™‚

    -Fee ❀

    • Christoff

      You don't need to sign every post with -Fee. I see it next to your picture. I makes you look like Paula, and… well, you don't want to be a Paula now, do ya sweetheart?

  • WinningChiver

    #19 In 20 years the car will be worth $5 and the toy will be worth $2000.

    • Lackluster

      And that girl will still be dumb.

    • llano2

      She settled and ended up getting any Toyota she wanted (if that is what she got).

    • pjmc Jr.

      She could still use part of that toy as a dildo and force Yoda to watch her, moaning "Using the force strongly you are!"

    • Eastwood

      Ummm, I think you're missing the point here. Toyota sounds just like Toy Yoda. They told her she'd get a Toy Yoda…and she thought she was getting a Toyota. roflcopter.

      • eastwoodiendown

        yeah, i think we all got that from reading the caption underneith the picture, but thanks. youve done your good act of the day sir,

        • Eastwood

          touché…but some people(not all)can't read or grasp a concept. Or spell…obviously. But thanks, you've done your douche bag act of the day…sir.

          • GodBlessChivettes

            Damn, you lost twice.

    • STC


  • aosux

    I took my time to go through the pics today. Let's see if I make the 1st page. #30

    • aosux

      Oh, WIN! Barely

      • Guesty

        Well thank God, now you finally have that story you can tell your grandkids….

        • aosux

          Or I'll tell 'em about the time I humped your mother behind a grocery store. But this is pretty cool too.

          • Guesty

            Yeah, no, that was a good one. Did you ask your third grade nephew if you could use that comeback, or you just plagiarizing that shit… Captain Original

            • GodBlessChivettes

              Your comeback was sad.

          • Hashlaw

            wow, what a smarmy little prick…….

            • Geshko

              That's what she said…

        • Reggie

          Haters gunna hate

  • disturbed

    #30 Oh DAR, How I love thee. Let me count the ways…

  • Big E

    #9 smart canadian

  • http://twitter.com/whitsouth11 whitneysouth

    #3 Would be ideal for laying out.
    And no, … shut up.
    Almost all girls get on rooftops to lay out.
    I'm simply pointing out how awesome that would be there. haha

    • bettingonthecubs

      I bet I could gather a few chivers out there to pay…

    • FeeFeeG

      Thought the same thing Whitney!

      • God

        Don't lie. If you did, you would have posted it first.

    • Shawn

      such anger in your message before anyone has a perverted chance to say anything ahahhaa

      • http://twitter.com/whitsouth11 whitneysouth

        It's not anger. It's … fine, it's anger. But never towards you Shawn. πŸ™‚

        • Shawn

          oh stop, your making me blush hahahahaah

  • Jayavc

    #18 MOAR…That is all

  • HeavyD

    #5 my awwmeter just reached its maximum!

  • Ian

    I want to meet bill too 😦

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