Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • GunnerX

    Zelda Balloon is EPIC!

    • Dr. Strange Pants

      —ly creepy

    • dixie normous

      not at all

    • Ah, Childhood

      D6 – Miss
      E7 – hit
      B3 – Miss
      E6 – Battleship sunk



    Wow! That's pretty much the definition of a cougar.
    -Photo credit: Merriam-Webster

    • anon

      I love how she had 3 kids by 3 guys. Two in the span of a few years. You go girl!

  • Catence

    It is completely unfair at how gorgeous she looks. #13

    • Cob

      if your willing to spend a shitload of money on botox and plastic surgery, you could look that way at 57 as well

    • HeavyD

      No need to be jealous Cat, you don't look so bad either 😉

    • bull1123

      This is the definition of RIDICULOUS!!!

    • northerner

      Good for her. Obviously, not all women have to look saggy, baggy and matronly, i. e. 200#s of giggle in a tent dress. Christy's downright gorgeous. Proves if you take care of yourself you can be gorgeous at any age. Takes commitment, that's all. So blessed my wife takes that good care of herself.

    • fame777

      and HE cheated on her … go figure

  • Piggy

    I feel like Issac Newton would like #12

    • 6655321

      Sir Issac who who?

    • financial aids

      I like how the balloon rolls over the girl like "sup". http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • AZbtchs

      physics — it's a bitch

    • mali_sapun

      Darwin would like it even more

    • weeder

      you got knocked the fuck out!

  • Cake is a Lie

    #4 is a great description of what I do at work while waiting for the DAR.

    • Dirty Dingus

      I'm a monkey in a diaper…and I have your keys. Your argument is invalid.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Billy-Schott/507335759 Billy Schott

    #19 Anyone remember that movie "the explorers". Highly under rated.

    • Taylor

      This made me think of Mr. Wizard, anyone remember that?!?

  • Captnjack

    #1 that is disgusting

    • Steeb

      it's so warm…..i think i've had this before…..

      • Leeks

        I hope it's for an awesome prank.

        • young clean bastard

          some cops are not goin to be happy

        • ale

          I second u…

      • Sizzle

        You made me gag thinking of that scene. Still the most disgusting thing I've ever seen haha.

      • Aaron

        Van Wilder!

    • DutchChiveFan

      Nope, its mayonaise….:D

      Btw The dutch like it with french fries, if anyone was wondering…

      • DaddyD

        It's GREAT with french fries! And I'm American.

    • http://theanisette.com Daris

      And in the garbage my donut goes.

      • GreyGhost9

        That is a terrible friend, if i bit in to that i would vomit violently

    • tom a

      I believe this was his cruel and gross,yet awesome, april fool's

      It's funny unless it happens to you.

  • Anonymous

    Who is #20 ?

  • Craig

    Who is #20

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      I will kill the first person to post "Find her!!1!".


      • FightOn4Life

        It's Olivia Wilde

        • Kill away

          Find her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • AuSome

          I dont think so.

        • its_forge

          Dr. Skinnybutt *wishes* she could manage a decollete like that.

    • huh?

      fairly sure thats jayde nicole

    • ROK247

      future ex wife # 2?

    • Sizzle

      She looks like she has 500000 types of VD, whoever she is. Ick.

    • http://twitter.com/whitsouth11 whitneysouth

      Is this not the same girl from yesterday's DAR who posted without makeup?
      Looks pretty similar to me. She's a baaabe.

      • RBalicous

        much betta with out make up! gorgeous either way though. 😀

    • Zach

      its Corrisa Furr

  • Alec_Is_Epic

    #3 I would point out the flat tire, but where they're going..they don't need roads.

    • http://twitter.com/transitshawn @transitshawn

      I see what you did there…. well played 🙂

  • theederv

    Number 20, MOAR!!!! I demand it

    • steve

      you wanna buy some #

  • Lud006


    Yes and she has fake teeth , fake boobs, fake hair, certainly contacts and a gain 😀

    • BigHate

      What's your point? I'll take a classic car that's been remodeled a bit.

    • HeavyD

      so what, my penis doesn't know the difference..

    • ale

      ….so F@#kin WHAT?? Wouldn't you?

    • financial aids

      don't care, would bang. http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • zighawk73

      Meh, I'd still take her to Pound Town.

  • Dagoth Wit

    #1 I think I'm going to be sick.

    • panama99

      great prank

  • bbqboobs

    #11 Sadly, not the strangest thing I've seen on the Internet today.

    • asdf

      #8 is a liar!!

      • Jak

        Yes! It took my a split second to get it but when I did, I appreciated the joke. Great one.

        • asdf

          thank you, i'm here all week

  • McSgwigga

    hahaha – can't stop watching #12 gets me everytime

    • JPJ

      I like how everybody rushes over to see if she is OK. Great bunch of friends.

    • Stevo

      Either they know nothing of physics, or they're being forced to learn the hard way.

    • dudeman

      I like how the ball perfectly rolls alongside her body on it's way back.

  • starin1

    #17 AWESOME living up to the description of daily morning awesomeness

    • dixie normous

      you're a loser

  • WordBoss

    #10…..ok, I give. I don't get it

    • Elliot

      Look at the cloud…… God is approving

    • Arjay

      It's a holy "Thumbs Up".

    • Zac

      Thank you….didnt see it at first either. Still a stretch..but O>K>.

  • Brad

    #1 – That's is just wrong.

    • Andrew

      I am going to try this with horseradish………

      • Rachael

        Even Better!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.givans Thomas Givans

    Great. I'm overflowing with national pride. Norn Iron!!!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #5 this is a job for bikini girl!
    #6 is beautiful, i love lightning!

    • financial aids

      yea #6 is pretty beast. #5 is just pretty hot. http://www.oneadayporno.com

      • DistractedIndividual

        At least most other trolls are controversial or funny…You're just lame and boring:(

    • SharkyShooter

      I can name very few things in this world that AREN'T a job for bikini girl.
      Bust what do YOU think?

  • Joe

    #17 All was going well until he accidentally casted Faroes Wind

  • duffman0313

    #20 smokin

    • H.Manback

      "One million dollar!!!" Dr.E.

    • Allen

      Who is this?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Erich-Backhus/591747781 Erich Backhus

        Dunno, but the background looks like the San Antonio Riverwalk.

  • Plex

    #3 thats the rip in the time space continuum

  • Growl

    #22 Words fail me.

    • http://twitter.com/Sanja_Knez @Sanja_Knez

      I've got one… Awesome

    • 2857

      thats adam in a jamie disguise

    • Emerone

      i really need to know what appened here? he's always f serious

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Austin/739253786 Andy Austin

      Wednesday's episode had Adam in a jamie disguise and Jamie in an Adam disguise and they had to test to see if people noticed. It was hilarious.

    • floscar

      Its from the last (newest) Mythbusters where Adam put on Jamie costume and wanted to see if it would trick people into thinking it was really Jamie.

      • Rod

        …clever bastards…

      • isawoj

        That fooled me.

        • Alejandro Loret

          myth. CONFIRMED

    • http://www.facebook.com/masternatron Nathan Bowen

      walk without rhythm won't attract the worm.

  • dasuperfan

    you might be a chiver if.. when you wake up early for your first day of work and rather then have a full breakfast or leave early for you hour and a half long drive you decide to check out the daily morning awesome

    • Jimmy5923

      who starts a new job on a friday D:

      • http://bunedoggle.com bunedoggle

        Chivers do.

      • dasuperfan

        i work construction and when the house is ready to be built i start so yeah i do

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