Behind the Scenes Sunday (20 Photos)

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  • huh?

    #20 Where the eff is that from?

    • Tulip

      Seriously, get out.

      • Christian Lander

        Stuff White People Like # 73, Cult Movies

        Cult movies are one of the hardest things to understand about white people. In straightforward terms, white people like movies that are so bad that somehow they eventually come back around to being good. Sort of like how communism and fascism meet at the ends of the political spectrum. Make sense? No, it doesn't. But that's all right. It's a complicated concept and something that is only really understood by those who have reached expert-level status with white people.
        It is impossible for a white person to explain the difference between a bad move and a bad-good movie. This is because all white people are born with the ability to detect and appreciate high camp. In much the same way that dogs can hear higher frequencies, white people are born with the ability to fully enjoy the works of John Waters.
        But do not think that this means a movie is naturally born as a cult classic. No, it must go through a number of steps. The first is to be declared a cult movie by white people who used to work in video stores but now spend most of their times on message boards and hanging around art house cinemas. The second, and more important, step is that a large group screening must be organized and well attended. Once this has happened, a movie is a cult classic and can be enjoyed with popcorn and a detached sense of irony.

        Finally, accepting an invitation to go see one of these movies is less an opportunity for fun and more of a sentence to at least a few hours of prep work. You will be expected to pre-watch the movie so you can yell out your favorite lines, and it's sort of implied that you will dress up as one of the characters. Under no circumstances should you ever accept an invitation to go see The Rocky Horror Picture Show. White people spend less time preparing for the SATs than they do for this movie.

        • Travis Schoenborn

          as fun and easy as it is to make fun of white people we all know this they know this stuff. shut the fuck up

        • Geshko

          Except MST3K was on television long before they did a 'Movie'. (There wasn't much difference, each episode was like 2 hrs long anyway… I guess the movie had a bigger budget)

        • DCMOFO

          And because Tyler Perry makes great movies.

    • Adam Flowers

      Really? I've never seen a whole MSTK3K but I know what I'm seeing there, and that's just from seeing their silhouettes!

      • Calin Chifor

        so american of you, assuming that everything revolves around you americans. bleah!!!

        will probably get thumbs down from every lousy american.

        • dpy

          I assumed the OP was American hence my reply. Stop trolling please.

        • alekze

          how in the world does this have to do with shit revolving around americans? get that american 14 in dildo out of your ass…. Good thing you learned ENGLISH to learn to insult us you stupid cock sucking 3rd world country faggot.

          • Calin Chifor

            win for my hunch!
            explaining to dumb alekze: MST3K (see wki) is an american show. my conclusion was drawn from adam flowers', tulip's and dpy's reply: not knowing where No20 was from is understandable , especially because it ended 12 years ago; their reactions prove my point.
            2nd, it's english from ENGLAND, not usa; thank god.
            3rd. my picture is right there. that is soooo 3rd world, you dumb blind f*ck

            • Dan

              How can you not have heard of MS3TK? You do have the internet. It's referenced ALL THE TIME.

              • Calin Chifor

                my feeds comprise of a few local and international events, IT, some sports and chive, all daily stuff. it's probably why i missed it. no time for aimless net browsing. probably seen it in other posts, but didn't really noticed it since it's pretty old

            • bud

              "sounds like your from lundun?"

              • dub

                I'd guess France. I can smell him from here.

              • big deal

                "yeah hotel man, please get this thing out of mah leg"

            • Hoovus

              Whoa… wait a sec here… could it be? Two people bitching at each other over the internet? No way! My mind is thoroughly blown. I thought I'd never see the day.

        • joshdyk87

          Seriously? I keep seeing you post nonsensical "So typical of America" posts. Stop doing that, you're making Romania look bad.

        • fuzzybeard2016

          I protest; I am an American and I do *NOT* have lice!

        • Big E

          Last time I checked theChive is an American site so quit bitching about American content or go on your own site, theTurnip

    • Seannerz

      MST3K, of course.

    • dpy

      Get out.

    • sean

      mystery science theater 3000 – some of the best comedy ever… you better learn.

    • Ryan


    • matt

      mystery science theater noob

    • Dawn DuBois


    • Enzo

      Mystery Science Theater 3000, excellent cult classic.

    • EvilDungBeetle

      Packers win!!

  • caleb

    #15 so that's what Scientology is all about? F*#ck it, i'm in if it will make me look taller.

  • Joe

    #6 "Choose your destructor"

    • equalizermax

      Ghost Buster is the best

  • BigDingo

    Or is #3 just a fourth level?

    • Chasmosaur

      Or the recent "Young Hollywood" Vanity Fair cover.

  • Seannerz

    #1 I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch scotch.

    • Bobby Falcon

      watch it go down, down to my belly

    • MikeyMate

      Sky rocket's in flight Boooooo!
      Afternoon delight Ooooob!

    • Gern Blanston

      Smells like Bigfoot's cock!

      • big deal

        They've done studies, you know. They say 60% of the time, it works every time.

  • Adam Flowers

    #9 Might be the most amount of awesome one picture on the chive has ever contained… For anyone who loves movies that is…

    • rich

      that shot was taken mere seconds before the horrendous raping lucas and spielberg inflicted upon indiana jones

    • dpy

      I thought that movie sucked.

      • Flo

        Spielberg and Ford can do whatever they want.. They have a pass with me since these movies;)

        • trollface

          Anyone who loves movies should love the first 3 Indy movies and hate the 4th one…

          • Petey

            the Temple of Doom was not that great but that was mostly b/c the chick couldnt act worth a damn. the 4th one was okay and i'd say it was better than the 2nd but definitely not on par w/ the 1st and 3rd

  • jp34

    #11 Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, very under rated amazing movie

    • Flo

      Couldn't agree more!! Some of the funnsiest sh*t i've ever seen on screen!:p Urinating over the dead girl…… (Well, that just sounds wrong here:p)

  • RocknRollDr.

    Fuck yeah MST3K!

  • Benton McGrath

    #7 Man I miss that show..

    • Mr.Deichman

      What show is that from, monty python?

  • Mmm_Ciao

    I thought The Prestige was a pretty awesome movie. #5

  • Capn

    A still. From a movie. Is not. Behind the scenes.

    • AnyoneForCoffee


      Try this rule: If there's no crew or equipment in the photo, then it's not "behind the scenes".

      • dpy

        At lest it was not a black & white still.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #12 is just like camelot: its only a model

    • trollface


      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        well obviously! its the snowy fortress on the third level.
        too bad you missed the monty python reference on my comment…

        • bud

          haha i thought you were retarded beermonkey, didnt catch the python reference

  • dpy

    #19 Boy they look happy. I make the same faces at my job too.

  • alan gilmour

    I’ve never heard of 20 either.but I agree with strikes

  • Guy

    Random stills from the actual movie don't count as "behind the scenes".

    • Sizzle

      Thank you! I was thinking the same thing. #18 #11 #10

  • mcmguy

    #14 Debby does Dallas?

    • Ken

      I believe the correct title is "Megan Fox does anyone who will give her a close-up"

    • Walter Sobchak

      Someone get this chick an ass, ASAP!

  • todd

    #10. no doubt one of the best movies ever…

    • Dr. Strange Pants

      —which freaking is this?

      • Kyle

        The good freaking, of course. Keyser Soze FTW!

    • Matthias

      could you give me the title?

      • Laurie

        The Usual Suspects, ensemble cast, you have to watch until the very end. Freakin' awesome!

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  • BloodScrubber

    #16 No matter your favorite actor playing him in the movie…..Bond…James Bond…..will always save the day.

  • Jonathan O'Donnell

    #20 heck yeah MST3K. If your not in the know, go YouTube some clips, might just make your Sunday.

  • Josh Stone

    #17 run lola run, great fucking movie

    • Mr.Deichman

      yea great movie but don't use foul language, idiot

    • I am Name

      I agree Josh, that is a great movie.

    • FuckyouDeichman

      Fucking, shit, it was a badass movie.

  • JoeyJoJoJr.Shabadoo

    I miss #20 like a departed brother………most of the best shows of all time.

    For those not in the know, just watch this clip and you'll understand:

    Big McLargehuge!!!

    • Apple

      Haven't you heard? Cinematic Titanic with Joel, Josh, Trace, Frank, and Mary-Jo. Rifftrax is with Mike, Bill, and Kevin. Check 'em out!

    • Cal

      Gristle McThornbody!

      • codvip

        Blast Hardcheese.
        Slab Squatthrust.
        LoL, I love those guys….wish they were still making the show.

  • Lisa

    #3 mmmmmmmmm

  • Teeph

    Have any uptight OCD morons pointed out that stills from a movie don’t equal “behind the scene” yet? They have? Oh, excellent. So glad that point has been needlessly clarified.

  • codvip

    #6 is from a little known movie called "Honey, I shrunk the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man".

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