Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • Brother Maynard


    • COCO

      If she move her hand, she will expose her breast. Not good, keep it cover girl, trust me.

    • Marine Biologist

      I bet 2 seconds after that pic was taken a dolphin humped her.

    • max


    • Tone

      State the obvious, get thumbs up.

    • Smokin'Hot

      This one is nice of her too… http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2007_swimsuit/imag

  • Bob

    #42 'Merica

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Dearing/100000545255374 Jeff Dearing

      Fuck Yeah!

      • Brother Maynard


        • Dave

          Fuck yeah! I sent this pic to Patty as motivation to not be fat! I am so stoked it made DAR.

  • Random

    #4 – if possible, I want to reincarnate as that bike seat

    • COCO

      Probably not. So many germs, diseases, sweat, and hair. She could have crabs and rubbing it all over you.

      • Roscoe

        Plus, farts….

    • DCMOFO

      By that time, that bike would be a hand me down to her little brother.

    • Johnny

      why the bikeseat? id rather be reincarnated as the guy that gets to do her every day. aim higher my chive brother

    • Tone

      State obvious, get thumbs up.

    • Frank M

      Holy Shit! I didn't even notice the bike seat!

    • Just-Sayin

      not any other sort of seat?



  • Tommy

    OH YEAH!!!!!!!
    Kool Aid Man #38

    • Brendan

      I see what you did there

    • Jcc

      sorry… only Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

      • Guest

        nop, get your story straight, Superman is evidently a chiver
        #37 #38 #39

  • COCO

    Some pictures are okay looking. Some are a mess, sick of seeing ugly women posing naked trying to look cute. Nobody does not want to see that, seriously.

    The Berry is better.

    • BaJezzus

      I'm guessing by the double negative, you are saying that you in fact enjoy looking at women posing naked who ARE looking cute (Go Chivettes!!)

    • Roscoe

      Then go and stay there!

    • herp

      I was trying to think of some witty come-back, but I think I'll just stick with "Shut the fuck up."

    • Clik

      The Berry is a great sister to the chive!

      …but "Nobody does not want" just one or the other. We love it all!

    • DistractedIndividual

      Double negitive? …I'm horribly confused of what your opinion states.

    • anti-coco


    • Evelyn

      coco the troll likes to troll

    • Kelly

      Nobody does not want to see you bitching and complaining here. Or rather, EVERYBODY does not want to see you bitching and complaining here, seriously.

    • Brian King

      Coco – Please go to The Berry and stay there for 3-4 weeks and then slowly come back to The Chive on Cat-Saturdays and ween yourself back into manhood. Clearly you are not ready for The Chive.

    • switch_24

      ahhh i see now what you're doing.. you know you won't get any thumbs up on any 'smart reply' that you make, so might as well get a lot of thumb downs..

      well played, douche.. well played..

    • Allena VanWerkhoven

      I accidentally hit thumbs up. Thumbs down on you!! theBerry is blocked at my work, the sonicwall knows how epic theChive is.

      • OCOC

        wow, the chive really is THE easiest place to troll…….

  • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

    #23 louis CK show…awesome show by the best comedian bar fuckin none

    • KeyserSoze

      Mitch Hedberg fans would disagree with that statement…

      • aosux

        Mitch Hedberg fans are retarded

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Diaz/100000745635932 David Diaz

          mitch hedberg fans are out of new material

    • Not Really

      He can be pretty funny, sometimes, but best comedian he certainly is nowhere near.

      • Happpa

        It's opinion based on preference but name 1 comic out there right now funnier that Louis CK. Must be performing or be working in some form or another

    • Mitch

      Should have been arrested for vandalism that bald twat (and his gay lover.)

  • Nick702

    #44 Dont you hate when that happens and your not there to see it

    • Admiral Ackbar

      Best. Picture.Ever!

    • pat

      #44 proves that #28 is false

      • Justin Sargood

        I agree with this comment

        #44 = win

      • ReyTiburones

        Fact of the day goes to pat

      • Matt

        well played pat, well played

  • Robi5150

    OH MY GOD!
    This made my balls retreat up near my spleen!

    • rubba_donga

      So freaking not cool

  • KeyserSoze

    #28 Not even close….

    • Weak

      Actually, this is worse than the Esquire photos

    • Boobsman

      This bitch was voted sexeist in the world…WTF is this the twilight zone?!?!?!!!!

    • ROK247

      i like a bit more upstairs if you know what i'm sayin…

      • Dave


      • Sid


      • http://bunedoggle.com bunedoggle

        Oh yeah, brains are important.

        • ROK247

          you are thinking too far upstairs lol

      • dasuperfan

        although i agree with you … I'd still stick it in her downstairs.

    • starin1


    • qteam3d

      Not even the sexiest woman in today's DAR

      • Sid

        Double Agreed

    • diesel9

      shes nasty

    • ayo

      completely agree

    • ( . ) ( . )

      may be in india….

    • Anaughtybear

      Sunglasses and granny mouth spell nooooo…

    • Patricio

      This photo made everyone, who was on the fence, agree that she is NOT the sexiest…not even close….

    • Jorge V.

      I totally agree, this is one of the worst examples ever….

      • Jessica Condrey

        I ❤ all the Chive commenters…gosh they make my day :p

  • EZEE


    Somebody get me a hose!

    • COCO

      Is she on fire? She looks okay and clean to me.

    • Hich

      Man up and use your own.

    • V.A.

      Someone tell me that's vanilla cream…

    • Chivemaster

      Best Chive body writing EVER.

  • Emt

    #48 is like the perfect wife….

    • COCO

      I think doing that can cause external and internal damage to her nipples. She will need surgery to fix the issues, which can cost a lot of money.

      • haterade

        you are pleasantly annoying. thank you for that.

      • OCOC

        i agree with haterade. you're actually my favorite commenter on this site.



  • lutjiano

    Cool! Chive on….

    • Mike

      This is going to be a really dumb question but i cant eem to find the Chive store. i want a shirt.

      • ReyTiburones

        It's called theChivery…look up at the very top of the page (in the tab that has the links to theBerry and theBrigade)

    • dlopes

      I vote that this should be the official Chive handshake…the ccasual, no eye contact high five accompanied by a solid "chive on."

      • Torr3nt

        I came to the comments to say the very same thing. Chivers, we have our greeting now. No goofy waves, no silly secret handshakes, just a high five and a rugged, manly "CHIVE ON!"

    • Salsa

      Honestly, if this happened to me it would make my life!!

  • financial aids

    I ❤ you my daily afternoon delight. http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • man man

      Go away forever.

    • mike

      people who spam the Chive need to have thier internets removed. You lose.

      • milke

        i like it 'cause it pisses whiny little bitches like you off.

    • Darksoul

      Has any of you followed the link…is it any good?

      • McFlippy

        It tries to install a backdoor/trojan. DON'T VISIT unless you've got your computer protection in order!

  • EZEE


    Is there nothing Tits won't do?

    • dasuperfan

      if only they made beer!

  • BaJezzus

    #22 Holy fuck-n-hell!! MO—-oh you know what comes next.

    • EZEE

      NO, tell us, what comes next?

      • Brother Maynard

        I think he meant who comes next.

      • dasuperfan

        i think he was starting to same MOM

  • Trevor

    #22 the worst thing about pictures is that you can stare at them forever and they'll never change….

  • aosux

    #23 Louie FTMFW. If you haven't seen Louis CK standup, you need to check it out

  • http://www.facebook.com/andydurandy Andrew Durand

    #34 was Bradley there?

    • Sizzle

      Agree. He's dead and so is the band as far as I'm concerned.

      • hot carl

        agree 100%

        • aaaaaa

          no shit, let sublime die keep your stupid long beach nobodys going… almost as bad as the remastering of films

  • T-Bo


    Sublime with Rome…

    Lead singer looks like a douche, but sounds pretty damn good.

    • Blasphemy

      Fuck them and fuck you

      • brother maynard

        u are fag

    • Whatev

      Sublime with, or without, Rome… still, no one gives a shit.

      • brother maynard

        fag as well

    • Yo Mamma

      Saw them last summer, I agree, looks like a douche, but sounds great. (still no one can compare to Bradley)

  • Trestor


  • Brother Maynard

    Well done.

    • MS Burning

      It's awesome for the serial number is "B000000000B"

      • Brother Maynard

        I did not even see that, you get a god star.

        • Brother Maynard

          Gold star. FML.

    • ROK247

      right now you get some change back. very soon you won't.

      • Daniel

        and even than it will be extremely cheap compared to other countries. europe is mainly at 7-8 $/G. so no need to complain 😛

        • Maynard B.

          nah, we're americans. we love to bawww about shit we can't/don't plan to change in spite of most others having it worse. it's what we do.

        • Sizzle

          European countries are smaller and less people drive because y'all have a much better public transportation structure. Us 'mercans need to drive.

  • Winston

    #34 Sublimely Awesome

  • Ryan

    "I live down under the sea, you've probably never heard of it."

    • Bob

      That's Sponge Bob… Dolt.

      • CrabDude

        Born in '90's I take it

        • Bob

          HA HA 1971, just a loser.

          • CrabDude

            Fair enough

      • Ryan

        No, its Sebastian's song from the Little Mermaid…dolt.

    • ADAM

      Ha Ha a cute LITTLE MERMAID hipster.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Sgt.Shnooky Sebastian Barison

      FIND HER? 😛

    • http://theyachtclublife.blogspot.com Detroit Artist

      I'd still do her… then realize after second base i'd be sorely disappointed

    • http://www.facebook.com/clifstone1 Clif Stone
      • Jilm101

        her name is Traci Hines

      • ReyTiburones

        excellent job, good sir

      • Dan

        For this, I love you.

    • SharkyShooter

      "I want to be where the people are, so I can judge them."

    • PianoFingers

      Reminds me of this:
      <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sn440yi0xXM&quot; frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

  • Jak

    #28 Still not agreeing. Many better

    • Jak

      Cite: #44

      • Mitch


        • Red

          I agree.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steve-Shaw/669440656 Steve Shaw

      Agreed. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cookies…. but there are hundreds of Chivettes that would trump this any day.

      • blockhead

        yup. Definitely not ugly… but I see hotter chivettes every Friday.

        • doublemeat

          Hell, hotter MILFs.

    • ImpressMe

      Right with ya, Jak…. shes not even Top 100 worthy…the ass on the bicycle seat in this DAR ranks higher…. lol

    • Guest Commenter

      Ummm. . . I can't even see #18 and I know she's better looking.

    • Maynard B.

      Yes, I'm not a bit impressed.

    • Terrence

      Right there with you. I think many of the sexy chivettes can put her to shame!!!

  • Pookie

    # 28
    Dear Komal,

    Um, no!


    Large proportion of Chivers.

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